Hello from the Land of Cotton
I would like to start by appreciating all the fine Huskies and Seattleites? Seattleanders? Seattleists? that have contributed to society :
1. Stone Gossard
2. Mike McCready
3. Chris Cornell
4. Mark Arm
5. Kenny Tyler
6. All of the Tuiasosopos - specifically the one who fvcked with Manti Teo
7. Rain - seriously, bring some with you please. We're fvcking dying down here without it.
8. Edgar Martinez for the Hall of Fame. Randy Johnson and his postseason domination of the Braves can take his crater face and dirty mullet and sink into the Puget Sound.
9. Kurt Cobain............just kidding fvck Nirvana. Ten Club for life!
10. Also fvck Richard Sherman
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11. Also, fvck the Thunder. The Glove and Shawn Kemp's 27 children forever!
Moving on - I hope as many of you as are able to afford the mental stress of the carbon footprint cost of flying across the country and are able to come to our fair city for the Peach Bowl. I suggest visiting some of our famous areas, those referenced in Outkast, TI and Jeezy songs specifically. If you hit Bankhead or College Park at the right moment you might even get a stray bullet scar to show off to all your pasty white friends back in Capitol Hill.
Finally - lets bond over our similarity : we both have to deal with a little brother ag school in the middle of nowhere that desperately want to be us but like to act like their inferiority is some sort of badge of honor. Auburn and Washington State seem like brothers in arms, from their love of farm animals to their consistent 8-4 offensive genius head coaches.
Come to Atlanta please. Sark will bring the booz, Kiff will bring the women, Atlanta will bring the rest. Row Tahd.
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You can use 'fuck' on this website. It ain't some bankrupt scout.com bullshit.
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We spell it "fvck" in the land of deplorables.PurpleThrobber said:You can use 'fuck' on this website. It ain't some bankrupt scout.com bullshit.
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You had a chincredible until #8. Still have you an upvote. Solid first effort.
College Park is overrated. Not nearly as gangsta as I expected. Never been to Bankhead. -
College Park by the Airport is like lilly white suburb College Park.dnc said:You had a chincredible until #8. Still have you an upvote. Solid first effort.
College Park is overrated. Not nearly as gangsta as I expected. Never been to Bankhead.
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Beautiful first effort. Bravo
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Agree. It was pretty good, slightly pressing in places, but verging on chin worthy.dnc said:You had a chincredible until #8. Still have you an upvote. Solid first effort.
College Park is overrated. Not nearly as gangsta as I expected. Never been to Bankhead. -
It's early, and in line with the code of full Bammer I'm having to boycott your local coffee until 1/1. This Northeastern trash they call Dunkin Donuts ain't doing the trick.
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Any Sixth Man reference gets a chin
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You get a Chincredible just for the screen name.AtlantaGump said:It's early, and in line with the code of full Bammer I'm having to boycott your local coffee until 1/1. This Northeastern trash they call Dunkin Donuts ain't doing the trick.
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good effort on the first poast, hated seeing "fvck" so i didnt upboat, but i never upboat.
follow up queery, if i go to magic city the friday night before the game, will i die?
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Classy poast, he gets it.
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Unfortunately Atlanta has really cleaned up downtown, and hipsters are even moving in to that area, so the classic shoot outs and crack deals aren't nearly as prevelant. Really destroying the culture.
I suggest Clermont Lounge for those types of activities. It lives up to its billing and chances are high you'll receive a lap dance from a 47 year old right next to Jon Ham or Robert Downey Jr. -
What about the onyx?
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Cheetah for the classy ladies and hanging out with whatever NBA team is in town that night, Pink Pony for a throwback experience.
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This. With a fucking bullet. Was thinking last nite that it was a perfect pairing of schools and fanbases. Auburn/WSU and UW/Bama. All I can say is there is a fucking God.AtlantaGump said:
Finally - lets bond over our similarity : we both have to deal with a little brother ag school in the middle of nowhere that desperately want to be us but like to act like their inferiority is some sort of badge of honor. Auburn and Washington State seem like brothers in arms, from their love of farm animals to their consistent 8-4 offensive genius head coaches.
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I'd really love to hear a general breakdown of the Wazzu/Washington relationship. I've always read about how it's cultural between the Cascade divide and all that, but I've never read much from actual fans about it.
Are there a bunch of them on the Coast? Are there many Washington people in Eastern Washington?
All I know is Mike Price had no issues in Pullman and within about a week everyone in Alabama knew he was creating on sorority girls at bars on campus. I'm guessing he didn't suddenly develop that behavior on the red eye flight over. So, they must be pretty damndd isolated. And ignored. -
AtlantaGump said:
I'd really love to hear a general breakdown of the Wazzu/Washington relationship. I've always read about how it's cultural between the Cascade divide and all that, but I've never read much from actual fans about it.
Are there a bunch of them on the Coast? Are there many Washington people in Eastern Washington?
All I know is Mike Price had no issues in Pullman and within about a week everyone in Alabama knew he was creating on sorority girls at bars on campus. I'm guessing he didn't suddenly develop that behavior on the red eye flight over. So, they must be pretty damndd isolated. And ignored.
You have no idea. -
Is it on Peachtree?AtlantaGump said:Unfortunately Atlanta has really cleaned up downtown, and hipsters are even moving in to that area, so the classic shoot outs and crack deals aren't nearly as prevelant. Really destroying the culture.
I suggest Clermont Lounge for those types of activities. It lives up to its billing and chances are high you'll receive a lap dance from a 47 year old right next to Jon Ham or Robert Downey Jr.
"fvck" is the original Latin usage, so it mvst be OK -
Cheetah is on Spring Street, right off of Peachtree. It's in Midtown. You can grab a chili dog at the Varsity then go (insert chili dog sex joke here) at Cheetah.BearsWiin said:
Is it on Peachtree?AtlantaGump said:Unfortunately Atlanta has really cleaned up downtown, and hipsters are even moving in to that area, so the classic shoot outs and crack deals aren't nearly as prevelant. Really destroying the culture.
I suggest Clermont Lounge for those types of activities. It lives up to its billing and chances are high you'll receive a lap dance from a 47 year old right next to Jon Ham or Robert Downey Jr.
"fvck" is the original Latin usage, so it mvst be OK
Clermont is on Ponce a mile or so east of Midtown. -
Mike Price lasted a whole week at 'Bama?AtlantaGump said:I'd really love to hear a general breakdown of the Wazzu/Washington relationship. I've always read about how it's cultural between the Cascade divide and all that, but I've never read much from actual fans about it.
Are there a bunch of them on the Coast? Are there many Washington people in Eastern Washington?
All I know is Mike Price had no issues in Pullman and within about a week everyone in Alabama knew he was creating on sorority girls at bars on campus. I'm guessing he didn't suddenly develop that behavior on the red eye flight over. So, they must be pretty damndd isolated. And ignored.
Wow. I had no fucking idea.
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Some schools call their rivals a backup option for the sake of putting them down, but in this case it really is true that the one thing all the students at UW and WSU have in common is that they applied to UW. (see uwrejects.com) When boomers went to college the academic stature was more comparable but UW really took off and has been hands down a superior option for everything the two schools offer in common for decades now. This gathers failures and rare late bloomers from across the state and assembles them in Pullman. There are other state schools, like Western Washington U, which are a step down from UW academically, but can still offer you a full university experience without having to go to WSU, so this futher funnels a special type of retard to Pullman.AtlantaGump said:I'd really love to hear a general breakdown of the Wazzu/Washington relationship. I've always read about how it's cultural between the Cascade divide and all that, but I've never read much from actual fans about it.
Are there a bunch of them on the Coast? Are there many Washington people in Eastern Washington?
All I know is Mike Price had no issues in Pullman and within about a week everyone in Alabama knew he was creating on sorority girls at bars on campus. I'm guessing he didn't suddenly develop that behavior on the red eye flight over. So, they must be pretty damndd isolated. And ignored.
Spokane is a decent sized city but outside of that there is not a lot going on east of the cascades so a lot of coogs move back west (accordingly you find relatively few Huskies in Eastern Washington). WSU has tried playing football games in Seattle before to make it easier for their fans to attend games. They have a hard time filling their 35,000 capacity stadium on campus. The real passion for coogs is not any successes they achieve, which are few and far between, but rather Husky failures. They live to try and upset us in the Apple Cup. That is their one joy in life and unfortunately their pathetic, miserable lives gain the sustenance they seek occassionally. -
I refuse to believe that there is any street in Atlanta not named Peachtree.AtlantaGump said:
Cheetah is on Spring Street, right off of Peachtree. It's in Midtown. You can grab a chili dog at the Varsity then go (insert chili dog sex joke here) at Cheetah.BearsWiin said:
Is it on Peachtree?AtlantaGump said:Unfortunately Atlanta has really cleaned up downtown, and hipsters are even moving in to that area, so the classic shoot outs and crack deals aren't nearly as prevelant. Really destroying the culture.
I suggest Clermont Lounge for those types of activities. It lives up to its billing and chances are high you'll receive a lap dance from a 47 year old right next to Jon Ham or Robert Downey Jr.
"fvck" is the original Latin usage, so it mvst be OK
Clermont is on Ponce a mile or so east of Midtown. -
Where can I get blow in ATL?
Answer the fucking question. -
Try Peachtree.Swaye said:Where can I get blow in ATL?
Answer the fucking question.
That's what BearsWin told me.
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*fvckingSwaye said:Where can I get blow in ATL?
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@Octavian true?!BearsWiin said:
Is it on Peachtree?AtlantaGump said:Unfortunately Atlanta has really cleaned up downtown, and hipsters are even moving in to that area, so the classic shoot outs and crack deals aren't nearly as prevelant. Really destroying the culture.
I suggest Clermont Lounge for those types of activities. It lives up to its billing and chances are high you'll receive a lap dance from a 47 year old right next to Jon Ham or Robert Downey Jr.
"fvck" is the original Latin usage, so it mvst be OK -
Blow should be readily available in the bars of Buckhead, aka post-grad SEC/ACC fraternity central.
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Good stuff Son, very good stuffMad_Son said:
Some schools call their rivals a backup option for the sake of putting them down, but in this case it really is true that the one thing all the students at UW and WSU have in common is that they applied to UW. (see uwrejects.com) When boomers went to college the academic stature was more comparable but UW really took off and has been hands down a superior option for everything the two schools offer in common for decades now. This gathers failures and rare late bloomers from across the state and assembles them in Pullman. There are other state schools, like Western Washington U, which are a step down from UW academically, but can still offer you a full university experience without having to go to WSU, so this futher funnels a special type of retard to Pullman.AtlantaGump said:I'd really love to hear a general breakdown of the Wazzu/Washington relationship. I've always read about how it's cultural between the Cascade divide and all that, but I've never read much from actual fans about it.
Are there a bunch of them on the Coast? Are there many Washington people in Eastern Washington?
All I know is Mike Price had no issues in Pullman and within about a week everyone in Alabama knew he was creating on sorority girls at bars on campus. I'm guessing he didn't suddenly develop that behavior on the red eye flight over. So, they must be pretty damndd isolated. And ignored.
Spokane is a decent sized city but outside of that there is not a lot going on east of the cascades so a lot of coogs move back west (accordingly you find relatively few Huskies in Eastern Washington). WSU has tried playing football games in Seattle before to make it easier for their fans to attend games. They have a hard time filling their 35,000 capacity stadium on campus. The real passion for coogs is not any successes they achieve, which are few and far between, but rather Husky failures. They live to try and upset us in the Apple Cup. That is their one joy in life and unfortunately their pathetic, miserable lives gain the sustenance they seek occassionally. -
*BvckheadAtlantaGump said:Blow should be readily available in the bars of Buckhead, aka post-grad SEC/ACC fraternity central.
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Golf clapPurpleBaze said:
*BvckheadAtlantaGump said:Blow should be readily available in the bars of Buckhead, aka post-grad SEC/ACC fraternity central.
