I got an advance reading of the script

dnc · November 2023

UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

Fuck the Pac12 forever.

GrundleStiltzkin · November 2023

Checks out

FireCohen · November 2023

Technically gifted

rodmansrage · November 2023

dnc said:
UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

Fuck the Pac12 forever.

you realize oregon is still coached by dan lanning right? he's good for 3-4 fucktarded decisions in big games.

but still, script stays the script.

TheRoarOfTheCrowd · November 2023

its all true except that teams are normally just a couple of injuries away from having their season unravel, and the Dawgs have been thru that already and are getting healthier down the stretch and finish the pac12 undefeated winning the ccg rather easily.

RaceBannon · November 2023

Oregon players will be crying to mommy after the beatdown

dnc · November 2023

rodmansrage said:

dnc said:
UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

Fuck the Pac12 forever.
you realize oregon is still coached by dan lanning right? he's good for 3-4 fucktarded decisions in big games.

but still, script stays the script.

This is the hope for sure.

dannarc · November 2023

We aren't losing to Oregon. I'm moar worried about OSU. UTE will be greased up to play us, shouldn't be taken lightly at all. Oregon is due for a rough game or two, they have been healthy and hot recently, i dont see Ferguson's leg holding out the rest of the way, they are one injury on the DL from being vulnerable and Lanning will choke a big game away at some point

DoogmanRefund · November 2023

Nix gets his other leg amputated but Oregon keeps winning until CCG.
As expected, his backup goes nuts 27/31 for 378 yards with another 84 on the ground. Despite that UW comes up with a very fluky defensive play to win by 2.
For the rest of eternity Ducks push the narrative that UW only made it to CFP because Nix was hurt.

BleachedAnusDawg · November 2023

dnc said:
UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

Fuck the Pac12 forever.

I think there is a greater than 50% chance that this happens.

I seem to recall people being happy that the divisions were eliminated because the South was shit for so long and nobody wanted 8 - 4 UCLA teams in the CCG.

TheHB · November 2023

BleachedAnusDawg said:

dnc said:
UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

Fuck the Pac12 forever.
I think there is a greater than 50% chance that this happens.

I seem to recall people being happy that the divisions were eliminated because the South was shit for so long and nobody wanted 8 - 4 UCLA teams in the CCG.

Maybe people who gave two shits about the conference wanted to eliminate the divisions, but most around here were smart enough to realize the divisions gave UW (and everyone else for that matter) the easiest path to the championship game.

And most in here don’t give two shits about the conference.

dnc · November 2023

BleachedAnusDawg said:

dnc said:
UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

Fuck the Pac12 forever.
I think there is a greater than 50% chance that this happens.

I seem to recall people being happy that the divisions were eliminated because the South was shit for so long and nobody wanted 8 - 4 UCLA teams in the CCG.

I don't 100% hate the end of divisions as it's the direction all the other major conferences are going too. I get it.

But you can't keep division schedules and get rid of divisions, that's the part that is Pac12FS.

YellowSnow · November 2023

If we can't beat OU in the Conference Championship Game, then we aren't a Top 4 squad.

It will all sort itself out.

GreenRiverGatorz · November 2023

Last year's assfuckery was legendary - Utah didn't have to play Oregon, while USC somehow skipped both UW and the ducks. So instead of giving them a shot to prove it against the clear cut best teams in the north, the fucktarded tie breaker was somehow awarded to Utah - who was 0-1 against the other two. And of course we reap what we sow as a conference and both Utah and USC proceed to embarrass themselves in big bowl games while the ducks and Dawgs take care of business.

Fuck this conference. Deboner needs to leave a general Sherman trail of loose rectums and destruction in his wake. Playoffs are not optional.

PostGameOrangeSlices · November 2023

Disagree. The traditional anti-UW script is null and void.

THIS is the script

UW beats Oregon three times in two years - at home, neutral, and on the road.

Duck fans continue to make excuses while watching UW make the playoff

YellowSnow · November 2023

GreenRiverGatorz said:
Last year's assfuckery was legendary - Utah didn't have to play Oregon, while USC somehow skipped both UW and the ducks. So instead of giving them a shot to prove it against the clear cut best teams in the north, the fucktarded tie breaker was somehow awarded to Utah - who was 0-1 against the other two. And of course we reap what we sow as a conference and both Utah and USC proceed to embarrass themselves in big bowl games while the ducks and Dawgs take care of business.

Fuck this conference. Deboner needs to leave a general Sherman trail of loose rectums and destruction in his wake. Playoffs are not optional ~~Conference Championship Games are shit as fuck~~ .

FTFY

YellowSnow · November 2023

PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Disagree. The traditional anti-UW script is null and void.

THIS is the script

UW beats Oregon three times in two years - at home, neutral, and on the road.

Duck fans continue to make excuses while watching UW make the playoff

@PostGameOrangeSlices has been blowing up the script week after week after week.

Guy's the Big Dick poster of the 2023 campaign.

PostGameOrangeSlices · November 2023

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Disagree. The traditional anti-UW script is null and void.

THIS is the script

UW beats Oregon three times in two years - at home, neutral, and on the road.

Duck fans continue to make excuses while watching UW make the playoff
@PostGameOrangeSlices has been blowing up the script week after week after week.

Guy's the Big Dick poster of the 2023 campaign.

Poasters on here buying into the media narrative and getting scared of Orygun.

I see a UW team that was in control of that game - up 11 with the ball late.

This time, I see DeBoer and Grubb unleashing the Johnson late, not just the Penix.

3 wins over Oregon in 2 years. Embrace the opportunity doogs. It'll be epic.

YellowSnow · November 2023

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Disagree. The traditional anti-UW script is null and void.

THIS is the script

UW beats Oregon three times in two years - at home, neutral, and on the road.

Duck fans continue to make excuses while watching UW make the playoff
@PostGameOrangeSlices has been blowing up the script week after week after week.

Guy's the Big Dick poster of the 2023 campaign.

Poasters on here buying into the media narrative and getting scared of Orygun.

I see a UW team that was in control of that game - up 11 with the ball late.

This time, I see DeBoer and Grubb unleashing the Johnson late, not just the Penix.

3 wins over Oregon in 2 years. Embrace the opportunity doogs. It'll be epic.

Oregon has looked super TUFF and scary beating up on mediocre to bad teams. And the win in SLC is impressive even Utah without Cam Rising.

But I think USC game Grubb could have put us up by 18 on Oregon and won by 7 to 10 points, at least.

People forget that UW has owned Oregon since football was invented in 1994 with our non-tight asshole and/or dip shit coaches.

Ricky and DeBoner are 4-1 all time vs the Mighty Oregon Ducks.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · November 2023

dnc said:
UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

Fuck the Pac12 forever.

I’m torn between which gif to use so you get both. Think of it as abundance.

UW_Doog_Bot · November 2023

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Disagree. The traditional anti-UW script is null and void.

THIS is the script

UW beats Oregon three times in two years - at home, neutral, and on the road.

Duck fans continue to make excuses while watching UW make the playoff
@PostGameOrangeSlices has been blowing up the script week after week after week.

Guy's the Big Dick poster of the 2023 campaign.

Poasters on here buying into the media narrative and getting scared of Orygun.

I see a UW team that was in control of that game - up 11 with the ball late.

This time, I see DeBoer and Grubb unleashing the Johnson late, not just the Penix.

3 wins over Oregon in 2 years. Embrace the opportunity doogs. It'll be epic.

This team plays up for big games. Not going to get much bigger than playing the Oregon hype machine for a semi-playoff round. They are built for this.

Drive that dagger in Deboner.

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