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TopicalChica · January 2023

Window seat or aisle seat?

(add any good stories you might have)

Go!!

TheHB · January 2023

Short flight, window. Long flight, aisle.

No good stories really, except the time I was flying with my wife and we booked the aisle and windows seats thinking we’d either get an empty seat between us or could trade with the middle seat person if necessary. (This was in the days of flights not being packed to the gills with riff raff).

Middle seat person showed up and wouldn’t trade. “I like having both armrests, and it will do you two good to have some distance between you for the next couple hours.” Not saying she was wrong, but you can be right and still be a dick.

ntxduck · January 2023

TheHB said:
Short flight, window. Long flight, aisle.

No good stories really, except the time I was flying with my wife and we booked the aisle and windows seats thinking we’d either get an empty seat between us or could trade with the middle seat person if necessary. (This was in the days of flights not being packed to the gills with riff raff).

Middle seat person showed up and wouldn’t trade. “I like having both armrests, and it will do you two good to have some distance between you for the next couple hours.” Not saying she was wrong, but you can be right and still be a dick.

Serial killer behavior

TheHB · January 2023

BTW, new bored motto for 2025:

“You can be right and still be a dick.”

dnc · January 2023

Fun question! I’d rather not say publicly for lots of practical reasons I’m sure you can imagine. This feels a little wimpy, but also prudent.

coronabruin · January 2023

Middle seat so I have TWO sets of legs to “accidentally” feel up. Including yours, chica.

Fire_Marshall_Bill · January 2023

I flew from Newark to Phx once and took an aisle. Easier access to the bathroom. If it's less than 3 hours, window.

It's weird. I'm afraid of heights but not looking down from 38,000 feet. 🤷‍♂️

PurpleBaze · January 2023

Chica, I'd find a cave somewhere in the congo, club you silly and have my way with you caveman style. , id even hunt and gather so you'd have something in your tummy when the ball sauce trickled on down.

YellowSnow · January 2023

Anything but the aisle is for fucking midgets.

But this is fine for 81 percent of you dweebs.

PurpleBaze · January 2023

Y'all know my preference.

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Geevis_and_Butthead · January 2023

TopicalChica said:
Window seat or aisle seat?

(add any good stories you might have)

Go!!

Geevis_and_Butthead · January 2023

coronabruin said:
Middle seat so I have TWO sets of legs to “accidentally” feel up. Including yours, chica.

Obviously not a Bruin with that sort of attitude

whatshouldicareabout · January 2023

Window unless you're flying over an ocean

I don't have an issue forcing people in middle or aisle to get up for me

Canadawg · January 2023

Vancouver to Tapei I booked the seats right in front of the middle stewardess/bathroom area where I was able to get up and stand behind my seat at any time without being in anyone's way. Will do again for future long flights

AtomicDawg · January 2023

TheHB said:
Short flight, window. Long flight, aisle.

No good stories really, except the time I was flying with my wife and we booked the aisle and windows seats thinking we’d either get an empty seat between us or could trade with the middle seat person if necessary. (This was in the days of flights not being packed to the gills with riff raff).

Middle seat person showed up and wouldn’t trade. “I like having both armrests, and it will do you two good to have some distance between you for the next couple hours.” Not saying she was wrong, but you can be right and still be a dick.

The aisle seat also has two arm rests. They were not right and now are a confirmed dumbass.

RaceBannon · January 2023

PurpleBaze · January 2023

RaceBannon said:

Was expecting this. You did not disappoint.

GrundleStiltzkin · January 2023

I once bought a $50 seat "upgrade" on Delta, I think, without really paying attention. It was a middle seat, next to a man, essentially a dwarf, using a seatbelt extender to its fullest. "No worries," says I, "the aisle seat is empty, I'll pop over there once doors close." Of course, right before departure, a young fellah built like a broader Cade Otton beats the door. And with a, "Sorry, man," sits down next to me. Most miserable flight ever, and I paid extra for it.

Geevis_and_Butthead · January 2023

GrundleStiltzkin said:
I once bought a $50 seat "upgrade" on Delta, I think, without really paying attention. It was a middle seat, next to a man, essentially a dwarf, using a seatbelt extender to its fullest. "No worries," says I, "the aisle seat is empty, I'll pop over there once doors close." Of course, right before departure, a young fellah built like a broader Cade Otton beats the door. And with a, "Sorry, man," sits down next to me. Most miserable flight ever, and I paid extra for it.

Stuff the midget under his seat and you'd have got your money's worth

Bedroom_Russ · January 2023

GrundleStiltzkin said:
I once bought a $50 seat "upgrade" on Delta, I think, without really paying attention. It was a middle seat, next to a man, essentially a dwarf, using a seatbelt extender to its fullest. "No worries," says I, "the aisle seat is empty, I'll pop over there once doors close." Of course, right before departure, a young fellah built like a broader Cade Otton beats the door. And with a, "Sorry, man," sits down next to me. Most miserable flight ever, and I paid extra for it.

Puppysteel copypasta?

SwisherSweetboy · January 2023

Prefer aisle seat, you can stretch a leg out until it's mangled by a silently and fast moving beverage cart. And, you have to be willing to get whacked by every asshole swinging a bag as they board the plane and walk by.

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