Alright fellas! Here ya go!

RaceBannon

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I used to be a window seat guy. Having the wall of the plane was nice to lean on and away from the middle seat.

I’m now 100% aisle seat and even walked away right before boarding when Alaska had to switch out the plane to a different configuration and they put me in a middle seat without my knowledge.

I hope you gave them a "do you know who I am" on the way out

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

AOG said:

LebamDawg said:

I won't fly anymore but the worst flight ever was next to a guy that had never flown before. I was on my way to a funeral and I do not eat the airplane food. So this goon talks the entire flight or tried to, I put a pillow on my head to block him, was not using it for comfort at all, just a barrier. Food came, I ate a cracker, he bugged me about how good the food was. Slowly he consumed my tray by "Hey, are you going to eat that?" one item at a time.

I ordered a glass of wine turned my back on him and kind of dozed off. When I reach for my glass, he says "oh thought you were asleep, gave it to the stewardess".

Twas a while ago when they were still called stewardesses and wore short skirts. Always wondered if it was pantyhose or garters and stockings...

Face too Slavic

On behalf of @YellowSnow and my greasy Slav background

DerekJohnson

(I'm thinking 2024)

TheHB

RaceBannon said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I used to be a window seat guy. Having the wall of the plane was nice to lean on and away from the middle seat.

I’m now 100% aisle seat and even walked away right before boarding when Alaska had to switch out the plane to a different configuration and they put me in a middle seat without my knowledge.

I hope you gave them a "do you know who I am" on the way out

Pretty sure it was either a "Thanks Taft!" or "Huh?"

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

TheHB said:

RaceBannon said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I used to be a window seat guy. Having the wall of the plane was nice to lean on and away from the middle seat.

I’m now 100% aisle seat and even walked away right before boarding when Alaska had to switch out the plane to a different configuration and they put me in a middle seat without my knowledge.

I hope you gave them a "do you know who I am" on the way out

Pretty sure it was either a "Thanks Taft!" or "Huh?"

You know me too well

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

(I'm thinking 2024)

A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

All this middle seat hot talk makes me realize what a bunch of peasants I hang out with. First class, which is all I fly, it doesn't matter which seat, just bring me my Bailey's rocks. Can't imagine flying with the all the cattle in the back. These are the perks of working at Orkin when we have the United contract. We're hiring!

God, these treaties we? signed are shit as fuck.

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

(I'm thinking 2024)

A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.

They now allow stewardesses to carry taser guns

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

(I'm thinking 2024)

A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.

They now allow stewardesses to carry taser guns

Thank god !!!

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

(I'm thinking 2024)

A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.

They now allow stewardesses to carry taser guns

Thank god !!!

I read an article awhile ago where there was a passenger on Korean Air that needed to be subdued and Richard Marx helped do so. Marx complained on social media about it and the president of Korean Air offered him a public apology.