Alright fellas! Here ya go!

TopicalChica · January 2023

Window seat or aisle seat?

(add any good stories you might have)

Go!!

TheHB · January 2023

Short flight, window. Long flight, aisle.

No good stories really, except the time I was flying with my wife and we booked the aisle and windows seats thinking we’d either get an empty seat between us or could trade with the middle seat person if necessary. (This was in the days of flights not being packed to the gills with riff raff).

Middle seat person showed up and wouldn’t trade. “I like having both armrests, and it will do you two good to have some distance between you for the next couple hours.” Not saying she was wrong, but you can be right and still be a dick.

ntxduck · January 2023

TheHB said:
Short flight, window. Long flight, aisle.

No good stories really, except the time I was flying with my wife and we booked the aisle and windows seats thinking we’d either get an empty seat between us or could trade with the middle seat person if necessary. (This was in the days of flights not being packed to the gills with riff raff).

Middle seat person showed up and wouldn’t trade. “I like having both armrests, and it will do you two good to have some distance between you for the next couple hours.” Not saying she was wrong, but you can be right and still be a dick.

Serial killer behavior

TheHB · January 2023

BTW, new bored motto for 2025:

“You can be right and still be a dick.”

dnc · January 2023

Fun question! I’d rather not say publicly for lots of practical reasons I’m sure you can imagine. This feels a little wimpy, but also prudent.

coronabruin · January 2023

Middle seat so I have TWO sets of legs to “accidentally” feel up. Including yours, chica.

Fire_Marshall_Bill · January 2023

I flew from Newark to Phx once and took an aisle. Easier access to the bathroom. If it's less than 3 hours, window.

It's weird. I'm afraid of heights but not looking down from 38,000 feet. 🤷‍♂️

PurpleBaze · January 2023

Chica, I'd find a cave somewhere in the congo, club you silly and have my way with you caveman style. , id even hunt and gather so you'd have something in your tummy when the ball sauce trickled on down.