Alright fellas! Here ya go!
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Obviously not a Bruin with that sort of attitudecoronabruin said:Middle seat so I have TWO sets of legs to “accidentally” feel up. Including yours, chica.
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Window unless you're flying over an ocean
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Vancouver to Tapei I booked the seats right in front of the middle stewardess/bathroom area where I was able to get up and stand behind my seat at any time without being in anyone's way. Will do again for future long flights
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The aisle seat also has two arm rests. They were not right and now are a confirmed dumbass.TheHB said:Short flight, window. Long flight, aisle.
No good stories really, except the time I was flying with my wife and we booked the aisle and windows seats thinking we’d either get an empty seat between us or could trade with the middle seat person if necessary. (This was in the days of flights not being packed to the gills with riff raff).
Middle seat person showed up and wouldn’t trade. “I like having both armrests, and it will do you two good to have some distance between you for the next couple hours.” Not saying she was wrong, but you can be right and still be a dick. -
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Was expecting this. You did not disappoint.RaceBannon said:
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I once bought a $50 seat "upgrade" on Delta, I think, without really paying attention. It was a middle seat, next to a man, essentially a dwarf, using a seatbelt extender to its fullest. "No worries," says I, "the aisle seat is empty, I'll pop over there once doors close." Of course, right before departure, a young fellah built like a broader Cade Otton beats the door. And with a, "Sorry, man," sits down next to me. Most miserable flight ever, and I paid extra for it.
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Stuff the midget under his seat and you'd have got your money's worthGrundleStiltzkin said:I once bought a $50 seat "upgrade" on Delta, I think, without really paying attention. It was a middle seat, next to a man, essentially a dwarf, using a seatbelt extender to its fullest. "No worries," says I, "the aisle seat is empty, I'll pop over there once doors close." Of course, right before departure, a young fellah built like a broader Cade Otton beats the door. And with a, "Sorry, man," sits down next to me. Most miserable flight ever, and I paid extra for it.
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Puppysteel copypasta?GrundleStiltzkin said:I once bought a $50 seat "upgrade" on Delta, I think, without really paying attention. It was a middle seat, next to a man, essentially a dwarf, using a seatbelt extender to its fullest. "No worries," says I, "the aisle seat is empty, I'll pop over there once doors close." Of course, right before departure, a young fellah built like a broader Cade Otton beats the door. And with a, "Sorry, man," sits down next to me. Most miserable flight ever, and I paid extra for it.
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Prefer aisle seat, you can stretch a leg out until it's mangled by a silently and fast moving beverage cart. And, you have to be willing to get whacked by every asshole swinging a bag as they board the plane and walk by.
