Alright fellas! Here ya go!
(add any good stories you might have)
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Short flight, window. Long flight, aisle.
No good stories really, except the time I was flying with my wife and we booked the aisle and windows seats thinking we’d either get an empty seat between us or could trade with the middle seat person if necessary. (This was in the days of flights not being packed to the gills with riff raff).
Middle seat person showed up and wouldn’t trade. “I like having both armrests, and it will do you two good to have some distance between you for the next couple hours.” Not saying she was wrong, but you can be right and still be a dick.
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Serial killer behaviorTheHB said:Short flight, window. Long flight, aisle.
No good stories really, except the time I was flying with my wife and we booked the aisle and windows seats thinking we’d either get an empty seat between us or could trade with the middle seat person if necessary. (This was in the days of flights not being packed to the gills with riff raff).
Middle seat person showed up and wouldn’t trade. “I like having both armrests, and it will do you two good to have some distance between you for the next couple hours.” Not saying she was wrong, but you can be right and still be a dick. -
BTW, new bored motto for 2025:
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Fun question! I’d rather not say publicly for lots of practical reasons I’m sure you can imagine. This feels a little wimpy, but also prudent.
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Middle seat so I have TWO sets of legs to “accidentally” feel up. Including yours, chica.
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I flew from Newark to Phx once and took an aisle. Easier access to the bathroom. If it's less than 3 hours, window.
It's weird. I'm afraid of heights but not looking down from 38,000 feet. 🤷♂️ -
Chica, I'd find a cave somewhere in the congo, club you silly and have my way with you caveman style. , id even hunt and gather so you'd have something in your tummy when the ball sauce trickled on down.
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Anything but the aisle is for fucking midgets.
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Obviously not a Bruin with that sort of attitudecoronabruin said:Middle seat so I have TWO sets of legs to “accidentally” feel up. Including yours, chica.
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Window unless you're flying over an ocean
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Vancouver to Tapei I booked the seats right in front of the middle stewardess/bathroom area where I was able to get up and stand behind my seat at any time without being in anyone's way. Will do again for future long flights
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The aisle seat also has two arm rests. They were not right and now are a confirmed dumbass.TheHB said:Short flight, window. Long flight, aisle.
No good stories really, except the time I was flying with my wife and we booked the aisle and windows seats thinking we’d either get an empty seat between us or could trade with the middle seat person if necessary. (This was in the days of flights not being packed to the gills with riff raff).
Middle seat person showed up and wouldn’t trade. “I like having both armrests, and it will do you two good to have some distance between you for the next couple hours.” Not saying she was wrong, but you can be right and still be a dick. -
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Was expecting this. You did not disappoint.RaceBannon said:
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I once bought a $50 seat "upgrade" on Delta, I think, without really paying attention. It was a middle seat, next to a man, essentially a dwarf, using a seatbelt extender to its fullest. "No worries," says I, "the aisle seat is empty, I'll pop over there once doors close." Of course, right before departure, a young fellah built like a broader Cade Otton beats the door. And with a, "Sorry, man," sits down next to me. Most miserable flight ever, and I paid extra for it.
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Stuff the midget under his seat and you'd have got your money's worthGrundleStiltzkin said:I once bought a $50 seat "upgrade" on Delta, I think, without really paying attention. It was a middle seat, next to a man, essentially a dwarf, using a seatbelt extender to its fullest. "No worries," says I, "the aisle seat is empty, I'll pop over there once doors close." Of course, right before departure, a young fellah built like a broader Cade Otton beats the door. And with a, "Sorry, man," sits down next to me. Most miserable flight ever, and I paid extra for it.
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Puppysteel copypasta?GrundleStiltzkin said:I once bought a $50 seat "upgrade" on Delta, I think, without really paying attention. It was a middle seat, next to a man, essentially a dwarf, using a seatbelt extender to its fullest. "No worries," says I, "the aisle seat is empty, I'll pop over there once doors close." Of course, right before departure, a young fellah built like a broader Cade Otton beats the door. And with a, "Sorry, man," sits down next to me. Most miserable flight ever, and I paid extra for it.
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Prefer aisle seat, you can stretch a leg out until it's mangled by a silently and fast moving beverage cart. And, you have to be willing to get whacked by every asshole swinging a bag as they board the plane and walk by.
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Getting hit by swinging backpacks and getting butt-swiped are annoying AF.SwisherSweetboy said:Prefer aisle seat, you can stretch a leg out until it's mangled by a silently and fast moving beverage cart. And, you have to be willing to get whacked by every asshole swinging a bag as they board the plane and walk by.
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pics?PurpleBaze said:
Getting hit by swinging backpacks and getting butt-swiped are annoying AF.SwisherSweetboy said:Prefer aisle seat, you can stretch a leg out until it's mangled by a silently and fast moving beverage cart. And, you have to be willing to get whacked by every asshole swinging a bag as they board the plane and walk by.
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offseason natty status: banner hung
topical chica fucktarded poast: poasted
we are fully in the offseason and its not even feburary.
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Always aisle.TopicalChica said:Window seat or aisle seat?
(add any good stories you might have)
Go!!
My wife and I got married because we had no destinations left in N. America and I could not travel (free) to Asia as a travel buddy.
Honeymoon flight to Hong Kong with my wife. Sitting in first because she is an employee but there were no seats together.
My row mate offered to trade places with her so we could sit together.
I begged him not to do that as we really don't travel well together.
Celebrating our 28th anniversary next month.
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Don't fly. Not even first class. Just don't.
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Yeah, I won't fly at all, just won't.
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I won't fly anymore but the worst flight ever was next to a guy that had never flown before. I was on my way to a funeral and I do not eat the airplane food. So this goon talks the entire flight or tried to, I put a pillow on my head to block him, was not using it for comfort at all, just a barrier. Food came, I ate a cracker, he bugged me about how good the food was. Slowly he consumed my tray by "Hey, are you going to eat that?" one item at a time.
I ordered a glass of wine turned my back on him and kind of dozed off. When I reach for my glass, he says "oh thought you were asleep, gave it to the stewardess".
Twas a while ago when they were still called stewardesses and wore short skirts. Always wondered if it was pantyhose or garters and stockings...
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Face too SlavicLebamDawg said:I won't fly anymore but the worst flight ever was next to a guy that had never flown before. I was on my way to a funeral and I do not eat the airplane food. So this goon talks the entire flight or tried to, I put a pillow on my head to block him, was not using it for comfort at all, just a barrier. Food came, I ate a cracker, he bugged me about how good the food was. Slowly he consumed my tray by "Hey, are you going to eat that?" one item at a time.
I ordered a glass of wine turned my back on him and kind of dozed off. When I reach for my glass, he says "oh thought you were asleep, gave it to the stewardess".
Twas a while ago when they were still called stewardesses and wore short skirts. Always wondered if it was pantyhose or garters and stockings... -
I usually get window because the wife wants easy access to the head.
Speaking of Stewardesses, I was returning from the east coast after a trip to celebrate graduating from kollej, and had a layover in Dallas. The world's fair was in New Orleans, and as I boarded the plane (DC10 as I recall), there was no one around me for about 10 rows. They then boarded a LARGE group of people and children, none of whom spoke English (think they were Cambodian). I motion to the Stew to ask about a new seat...full plane. I had only a "bank card", no credit, no cash (at the time, I think they were still cash only). She said "Don't worry, I will take care of you"...about 10-15 gin and tonics later, I arrived in Seattle. All I had to do was make eye contact, and she was comin' with the G&T. -
I prefer fucking midgets in the privacy of my own home, but you do you.YellowSnow said:Anything but the aisle is for fucking midgets.
But this is fine for 81 percent of you dweebs.
