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Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)Apologies to @DerekJohnson for leaving out the Hindis
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Deist - some God of some sort is out there, somewhereWe're Sims. Real God is just a script, or perhaps the writer of the script, and doesn't gaf about any of you.
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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiotGod bless you @dnc and TYFYS.
Technically, I identify as "Mainline Protestant, Atheist" but Flying Spaghetti monster will do. If Jewish Atheism is a thing, why can't we have Mainline Protestant Atheists?
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Deist - some God of some sort is out there, somewhereChristian, absolutely. Religious, absolutely not…
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Raised Catholic. Married Protestant. Believe in God. Don't believe in church or organized religion.
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Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)Not a big fan of most church stuff but there's always a few bad apples in every fan base
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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
Some fan bases have more bad apples than others though.RaceBannon said:Not a big fan of most church stuff but there's always a few bad apples in every fan base
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Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)
I walked through a Muslim Temple in India. Where it was 100% of people Muslim and everyone praying to Allah and in awe of the temple. They come from all over India to visit that Temple, it's a big deal to them and we had a crazy trek just to get there, we swapped vehicles like 3 times. We had to take off our shoes as pay someone 100 rupees to watch them (like $2 at the time). We also walked around the area some in the process. Would you rather walk around there or stroll through some neighborhoods in South Central LA?YellowSnow said:
Some fan bases have more bad apples than others though.RaceBannon said:Not a big fan of most church stuff but there's always a few bad apples in every fan base
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Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)
Especially the Papists like @GrundleStiltzkinYellowSnow said:
Some fan bases have more bad apples than others though.RaceBannon said:Not a big fan of most church stuff but there's always a few bad apples in every fan base
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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
Disagree.RaceBannon said:
Especially the Papists like @GrundleStiltzkinYellowSnow said:
Some fan bases have more bad apples than others though.RaceBannon said:Not a big fan of most church stuff but there's always a few bad apples in every fan base
Thud?
While Malthus is making a come back in many countries of the world, his theories don't work for the USA. We need more Papists and their rabbit breeding ways to counter bad demographic shifts.
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Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)
Mr and Mrs Grumble are literally doing the Lord’s work.YellowSnow said:
Disagree.RaceBannon said:
Especially the Papists like @GrundleStiltzkinYellowSnow said:
Some fan bases have more bad apples than others though.RaceBannon said:Not a big fan of most church stuff but there's always a few bad apples in every fan base
Thud?
While Malthus is making a come back in many countries of the world, his theories don't work for the USA. We need more Papists and their rabbit breeding ways to counter bad demographic shifts. -
Agnostic - I THINK that God's not real but I do not CAREKneel to whatever you want on your free time just leave me out of it
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Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)Christian but think that the tradition of certain sects, like hail Mary's for Catholics, are total bs. I read out of the bible weekly.
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Deist - some God of some sort is out there, somewhereI told my wife to make sure when to place $100 bill in with the ashes (or in a pocket somewhere if not cremated) just in case there is an admission fee.
Always amazed as to how anyone can go to war over a religion. What a waste... -
Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
KJV or @dnc 's twash AF NIV?BleachedAnusDawg said:Christian but think that the tradition of certain sects, like hail Mary's for Catholics, are total bs. I read out of the bible weekly.
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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiotMy basic elevator speech hasn't changed much since HS...
Earth = 4.5 billion years old
Simple life emerges 600 million years ago
Dinosaurs for like 200 millions years
Early modern homo sapiens don't arrive until 200,000 years ago
Then 2,000 years ago in the most bass akwards part of the world (not Rome or China mind you) amongst a bunch of bronze age goat herders, the most important even in the history of the planet occurs, followed by a Roman Emperor needing a new state religion three centuries later.
I need more evidence guys and can't take on faith. But that's just me, and believing that we're simply worm dirt when we die ain't for everyone.
Mrs. Snow is a confirmed papist, but more of a deist these days. I told her she can take on a new boyfriend in heaven if I don't get in.
ATBSJBS, I'm thankful for the Protestant Reformation and the good that it did in creating the modern world.
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Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)
I am one with @dncYellowSnow said:
KJV or @dnc 's twash AF NIV?BleachedAnusDawg said:Christian but think that the tradition of certain sects, like hail Mary's for Catholics, are total bs. I read out of the bible weekly.
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Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)
There’s a movie for you!YellowSnow said:My basic elevator speech hasn't changed much since HS...
Earth = 4.5 billion years old
Simple life emerges 600 million years ago
Dinosaurs for like 200 millions years
Early modern homo sapiens don't arrive until 200,000 years ago
Then 2,000 years ago in the most bass akwards part of the world (not Rome or China mind you) amongst a bunch of bronze age goat herders, the most important even in the history of the planet occurs, followed by a Roman Emperor needing a new state religion three centuries later.
I need more evidence guys and can't take on faith. But that's just me, and believing that we're simply worm dirt when we die ain't for everyone.
Mrs. Snow is a confirmed papist, but more of a deist these days. I told her she can take on a new boyfriend in heaven if I don't get in.
ATBSJBS, I'm thankful for the Protestant Reformation and the good that it did in creating the modern world.
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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
Jerry is my god.alumni94 said:
There’s a movie for you!YellowSnow said:My basic elevator speech hasn't changed much since HS...
Earth = 4.5 billion years old
Simple life emerges 600 million years ago
Dinosaurs for like 200 millions years
Early modern homo sapiens don't arrive until 200,000 years ago
Then 2,000 years ago in the most bass akwards part of the world (not Rome or China mind you) amongst a bunch of bronze age goat herders, the most important even in the history of the planet occurs, followed by a Roman Emperor needing a new state religion three centuries later.
I need more evidence guys and can't take on faith. But that's just me, and believing that we're simply worm dirt when we die ain't for everyone.
Mrs. Snow is a confirmed papist, but more of a deist these days. I told her she can take on a new boyfriend in heaven if I don't get in.
ATBSJBS, I'm thankful for the Protestant Reformation and the good that it did in creating the modern world.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hzespY6MyFA -
Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)In Tulsa I met a girl whose dad worked on the NIV which was new. She gave me a New Testament. I wore it out
Recently went New King James. I like it. Not a fan of the old KJ -
Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
The new KJV seems like a decent compromise from what little I have read. I just don’t like NIV.RaceBannon said:In Tulsa I met a girl whose dad worked on the NIV which was new. She gave me a New Testament. I wore it out
Recently went New King James. I like it. Not a fan of the old KJ -
Papist - Fuck Martin Luther and Henry the 8thCurse my red hide and the res Catholic school tradition.
ATBS Jesus seems like a pretty cool dude to hang out with.
*Makes water into wine
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Janet RenoI believe in something but I have zero faith in any organized religion at this point in my life. As I tell Mrs Nacho when she gets cynical about all the bad things done in the name of religion, organized religion has probably far more good overall. I don’t trust it because there’s a person with an agenda between me and whatever higher power/creator/god/spirit is out there.
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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
I think he probably existed in real life and had some good teachings.Swaye said:Curse my red hide and the res Catholic school tradition.
ATBS Jesus seems like a pretty cool dude to hang out with.
*Makes water into wine
"Do it again Jesus!"
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Janet RenoThe Throbber's stance on religious beliefs is exactly the same as on the jab or abortions - you do you on whatever aligns with your personal variables. But also, I'm gonna let me be me and stay off my lawn.
You want to be a devil worshipper or a Muslim, thats fine. But it's not your job to come into my house and tell me how to live and why my flavor of spirituality doesn't match your definition.
My spirit, my choice.
Had an extreme Bible thumper evangelical try to tell me why his path to salvation was superior to mine and that I needed to improve my walk a few weeks back
I told him me and the real Big Guy talked and that the Bible thumper should fuck off.
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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
Why? Koreans are mostly either Budah Baker or Christian.dnc said:Apologies to @DerekJohnson for leaving out the Hindis
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My Korean phase begot my Indian phase, which begot my French phase...YellowSnow said:
Why? Koreans are mostly either Budah Baker or Christian.dnc said:Apologies to @DerekJohnson for leaving out the Hindis
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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
I’m polite whenever the doorbellers for Jesus come by handing tickets out for God. The Mormon kids get excited when I tell them I’m from Desert ( @89ute ) . But then they get the sads when I abruptly say I’m a devout atheist.PurpleThrobber said:The Throbber's stance on religious beliefs is exactly the same as on the jab or abortions - you do you on whatever aligns with your personal variables. But also, I'm gonna let me be me and stay off my lawn.
You want to be a devil worshipper or a Muslim, thats fine. But it's not your job to come into my house and tell me how to live and why my flavor of spirituality doesn't match your definition.
My spirit, my choice.
Had an extreme Bible thumper evangelical try to tell me why his path to salvation was superior to mine and that I needed to improve my walk a few weeks back
I told him me and the real Big Guy talked and that the Bible thumper should fuck off.
7th Day Adventists are usually shocked as they aren’t used to that rebuttal. Usually they just get a no thanks as opposed to “there is no god”. -
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The one type of organized religion that was helpful to me was a pastor speaking to a small group and interacting with questions and conversation.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I believe in something but I have zero faith in any organized religion at this point in my life. As I tell Mrs Nacho when she gets cynical about all the bad things done in the name of religion, organized religion has probably far more good overall. I don’t trust it because there’s a person with an agenda between me and whatever higher power/creator/god/spirit is out there.
