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  • ToiletBowl1983
    ToiletBowl1983 Member Posts: 82

    This is just step one in the return of Chimp Belly.

    Other than Willie Oregon has a pretty good track record going back to Brooks

    I know you guys hate Helfrich but still

    The Helfrich hate among Duck fans is disgusting. I would love to see him come back as OC.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559

    This is just step one in the return of Chimp Belly.

    Other than Willie Oregon has a pretty good track record going back to Brooks

    I know you guys hate Helfrich but still

    The Helfrich hate among Duck fans is disgusting. I would love to see him come back as OC.
    The offense was fine. His downfall was his drop off in recruiting and his failure to hire a DC that was worth a shit. Allioti turned out to be better than most Duck fans thought.
  • HoustonHusky
    HoustonHusky Member Posts: 5,999
    With Torretta he will aim his plane for Oregon and end up off course landing in Iowa and hiring the first person he meets.
  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557

    Mad_Son said:

    My glee over Mario leaving would quickly be overshadowed by Oregon hiring Fickell.

    Fickell isn't leaving the midwest.

    I don't think there's an obvious successor on the staff, including Moorhead. Don't forget the only time Oregon has had to make an external hire in the last 4 decades they ended up hiring Willie Taggart.
    Why would Fickell leave for Oregon when apparently he can skullfuck Touchdown Jesus and still get the Notre Dame job? He can also wait to take over Ohio State when Ryan Day goes to the NFL, gets caught with a live boy/dead girl, or loses to Michigan twice. Also, doubt Oregon would ever pursue him.

    I do have a hot take: Willie Taggart would have been successful at Oregon. It’s not just that his offense went 6-1 averaging 52 points per game when Herbert was playing, with 290 passing/280 rushing. He gave guys rhabdo and inflated recruiting to pump-and-dump but he was good enough to succeed with Oregon’s built in support system. The momentum he could have generated with Herbert, that OL, WR recruiting, and a gruntled Leavitt defense. Wouldn’t have surprised me to see them do better in 2018 than with Mario, Awoyo, and checked (not choked) out Leavitt.

    The rest isn’t related to the quoted comment, but just Noc stream of consciousness.

    Anyway, if Mario leaves it will be interesting. I think Mario is simultaneously a shitty coach and a great coach. Overall winning % says he’s elite, recruiting says he’s elite, other programs wanting to hire him, etc. Watching the games and doing the math on the recruiting says he’s far from elite. That’s why I think it will be interesting, maybe the next guy is just good and not a Schrodinger’s coach.

    If a new one is needed I’d prefer Mullen. Would be okay with Wilcox. I’d probably even be okay with Moorhead. Shit, maybe Brady Hoke could even be a good coach if given the right resources and support. I’d love to make someone better say no, make them say no with their families held hostage by Nike goons, but I know that Oregon isn’t on the make them say no level USC or LSU are at.

    Long before seeing Notre Dame and Oklahoma get dad dicked I’ve been under no impression that Oregon is one of the few schools that is immune. I’m in my mid-30s and in the quarter century since I’ve been old enough to understand what the fuck is going on I’ve seen Oregon have two losing seasons and 18 seasons of 9+ wins. I know one bad hire can change the trajectory, but I’ve seen an oaf with a career record of 27-47 succeed here so its difficult for my imagination to see it being fucked up too bad.
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,036 Founders Club

    TheHB said:

    Mad_Son said:

    My glee over Mario leaving would quickly be overshadowed by Oregon hiring Fickell.

    Fickell isn't leaving the midwest.

    I don't think there's an obvious successor on the staff, including Moorhead. Don't forget the only time Oregon has had to make an external hire in the last 4 decades they ended up hiring Willie Taggart.
    Why would Fickell leave for Oregon when apparently he can skullfuck Touchdown Jesus and still get the Notre Dame job? He can also wait to take over Ohio State when Ryan Day goes to the NFL, gets caught with a live boy/dead girl, or loses to Michigan twice. Also, doubt Oregon would ever pursue him.

    I do have a hot take: Willie Taggart would have been successful at Oregon. It’s not just that his offense went 6-1 averaging 52 points per game when Herbert was playing, with 290 passing/280 rushing. He gave guys rhabdo and inflated recruiting to pump-and-dump but he was good enough to succeed with Oregon’s built in support system. The momentum he could have generated with Herbert, that OL, WR recruiting, and a gruntled Leavitt defense. Wouldn’t have surprised me to see them do better in 2018 than with Mario, Awoyo, and checked (not choked) out Leavitt.

    The rest isn’t related to the quoted comment, but just Noc stream of consciousness.

    Anyway, if Mario leaves it will be interesting. I think Mario is simultaneously a shitty coach and a great coach. Overall winning % says he’s elite, recruiting says he’s elite, other programs wanting to hire him, etc. Watching the games and doing the math on the recruiting says he’s far from elite. That’s why I think it will be interesting, maybe the next guy is just good and not a Schrodinger’s coach.

    If a new one is needed I’d prefer Mullen. Would be okay with Wilcox. I’d probably even be okay with Moorhead. Shit, maybe Brady Hoke could even be a good coach if given the right resources and support. I’d love to make someone better say no, make them say no with their families held hostage by Nike goons, but I know that Oregon isn’t on the make them say no level USC or LSU are at.

    Long before seeing Notre Dame and Oklahoma get dad dicked I’ve been under no impression that Oregon is one of the few schools that is immune. I’m in my mid-30s and in the quarter century since I’ve been old enough to understand what the fuck is going on I’ve seen Oregon have two losing seasons and 18 seasons of 9+ wins. I know one bad hire can change the trajectory, but I’ve seen an oaf with a career record of 27-47 succeed here so its difficult for my imagination to see it being fucked up too bad.

    Mad_Son said:

    My glee over Mario leaving would quickly be overshadowed by Oregon hiring Fickell.

    Fickell isn't leaving the midwest.

    I don't think there's an obvious successor on the staff, including Moorhead. Don't forget the only time Oregon has had to make an external hire in the last 4 decades they ended up hiring Willie Taggart.
    The rest isn’t related to the quoted comment, but just Noc stream of consciousness.
    Fickell no make sense Oregon why even ask.
    Mario stay is good. No Mario also okay.
    Next coach will probably be okay.
    Tyfys
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    Dear God... the whole Fickell thing was just <<insert top tier coach that Oregon would then poach here>>. The level of discussion tray spawned a absurd. Like the discussion was fine and out-of-character for the board but holy fucking whooosh
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    OreDawg said:

    dnc said:

    OreDawg said:

    Who on Oregon’s staff do we want when Mario Leaves? Salave’a?

    Salave’a sucks
    I was under the impression that he recruits, no? Or was he just getting Sir smells fat ass to flip from us.
    No he doesn't recruit.

    Sir Mells isn't even good.

    Jimmy was so bad he couldn't even hold onto that guy.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,258
    edited December 2021
    Mad_Son said:

    My glee over Mario leaving would quickly be overshadowed by Oregon hiring Fickell.

    No they wouldn’t.

    The only coach they hired from the outside since Rich Brooks was Willie Taggart.

    Their next coach is on their staff now
  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,207 Standard Supporter
    HuskyJW said:

    Mad_Son said:

    My glee over Mario leaving would quickly be overshadowed by Oregon hiring Fickell.

    No they wouldn’t.

    The only coach they hired from the outside since Rich Brooks was Willie Taggart.

    Their next coach is on their staff now
    Fuuuuuuuck that.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    Mad_Son said:

    My glee over Mario leaving would quickly be overshadowed by Oregon hiring Fickell.

    Fickell isn't leaving the midwest.

    I don't think there's an obvious successor on the staff, including Moorhead. Don't forget the only time Oregon has had to make an external hire in the last 4 decades they ended up hiring Willie Taggart.
    Fuck fucking Tony Dungy now and forever
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    This is just step one in the return of Chimp Belly.

    Other than Willie Oregon has a pretty good track record going back to Brooks

    I know you guys hate Helfrich but still

    The Helfrich hate among Duck fans is disgusting. I would love to see him come back as OC.
    81% of ducks say this
  • lawsandl
    lawsandl Member Posts: 1,555
    I would love the Lane train at Oregon. I doubt Mullens would even look his way.
  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,986
    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    Like Roseburg or Salem. Seriously.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,158 Standard Supporter
    AEB said:

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    Like Roseburg or Salem. Seriously.
    Roseburg has more charm.
  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,327

    AEB said:

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    Like Roseburg or Salem. Seriously.
    Roseburg has more charm.
    You misspelled meth
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,376


    Eddie Nunez, a Miami native who has served as New Mexico’s athletic director since 2017, received strong reviews from the school’s administration after a recent interview, a source confirmed to The Athletic on Tuesday. Miami still has other interviews lined up with potential AD candidates at least through Wednesday, the source said.


    its over for geno?
  • WoolleyDoog
    WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,033 Founders Club

    Mad_Son said:

    My glee over Mario leaving would quickly be overshadowed by Oregon hiring Fickell.

    Fickell isn't leaving the midwest.

    I don't think there's an obvious successor on the staff, including Moorhead. Don't forget the only time Oregon has had to make an external hire in the last 4 decades they ended up hiring Willie Taggart.
    Why would Fickell leave for Oregon when apparently he can skullfuck Touchdown Jesus and still get the Notre Dame job? He can also wait to take over Ohio State when Ryan Day goes to the NFL, gets caught with a live boy/dead girl, or loses to Michigan twice. Also, doubt Oregon would ever pursue him.

    I do have a hot take: Willie Taggart would have been successful at Oregon. It’s not just that his offense went 6-1 averaging 52 points per game when Herbert was playing, with 290 passing/280 rushing. He gave guys rhabdo and inflated recruiting to pump-and-dump but he was good enough to succeed with Oregon’s built in support system. The momentum he could have generated with Herbert, that OL, WR recruiting, and a gruntled Leavitt defense. Wouldn’t have surprised me to see them do better in 2018 than with Mario, Awoyo, and checked (not choked) out Leavitt.

    The rest isn’t related to the quoted comment, but just Noc stream of consciousness.

    Anyway, if Mario leaves it will be interesting. I think Mario is simultaneously a shitty coach and a great coach. Overall winning % says he’s elite, recruiting says he’s elite, other programs wanting to hire him, etc. Watching the games and doing the math on the recruiting says he’s far from elite. That’s why I think it will be interesting, maybe the next guy is just good and not a Schrodinger’s coach.

    If a new one is needed I’d prefer Mullen. Would be okay with Wilcox. I’d probably even be okay with Moorhead. Shit, maybe Brady Hoke could even be a good coach if given the right resources and support. I’d love to make someone better say no, make them say no with their families held hostage by Nike goons, but I know that Oregon isn’t on the make them say no level USC or LSU are at.

    Long before seeing Notre Dame and Oklahoma get dad dicked I’ve been under no impression that Oregon is one of the few schools that is immune. I’m in my mid-30s and in the quarter century since I’ve been old enough to understand what the fuck is going on I’ve seen Oregon have two losing seasons and 18 seasons of 9+ wins. I know one bad hire can change the trajectory, but I’ve seen an oaf with a career record of 27-47 succeed here so its difficult for my imagination to see it being fucked up too bad.
    Glad to see a supposed Duck suggest Taggart may have been successful at Oregon. I've always kind of thought that might have been the case. From what I remember, the recruiting class when he left I think was rated higher than any of the ones the Ducks have had since, and he might have focused on developing a QB that makes Andrew Luck look untalented instead of an offense that gets OL better PFF grades. That Taggart clearly wanted out of Eugene and didn't want to fan/butt boy with Oregon gets him a lot of non-weirdo points too.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839



    Eddie Nunez, a Miami native who has served as New Mexico’s athletic director since 2017, received strong reviews from the school’s administration after a recent interview, a source confirmed to The Athletic on Tuesday. Miami still has other interviews lined up with potential AD candidates at least through Wednesday, the source said.


    its over for geno?
    That's less fun
  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028
    edited December 2021
    AEB said:

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    Like Roseburg or Salem. Seriously.
    I'm a Grants Pass man myself.

    Is this heaven? No, it's Grants Pass.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    TheHB said:

    Mad_Son said:

    My glee over Mario leaving would quickly be overshadowed by Oregon hiring Fickell.

    Fickell isn't leaving the midwest.

    I don't think there's an obvious successor on the staff, including Moorhead. Don't forget the only time Oregon has had to make an external hire in the last 4 decades they ended up hiring Willie Taggart.
    Why would Fickell leave for Oregon when apparently he can skullfuck Touchdown Jesus and still get the Notre Dame job? He can also wait to take over Ohio State when Ryan Day goes to the NFL, gets caught with a live boy/dead girl, or loses to Michigan twice. Also, doubt Oregon would ever pursue him.

    I do have a hot take: Willie Taggart would have been successful at Oregon. It’s not just that his offense went 6-1 averaging 52 points per game when Herbert was playing, with 290 passing/280 rushing. He gave guys rhabdo and inflated recruiting to pump-and-dump but he was good enough to succeed with Oregon’s built in support system. The momentum he could have generated with Herbert, that OL, WR recruiting, and a gruntled Leavitt defense. Wouldn’t have surprised me to see them do better in 2018 than with Mario, Awoyo, and checked (not choked) out Leavitt.

    The rest isn’t related to the quoted comment, but just Noc stream of consciousness.

    Anyway, if Mario leaves it will be interesting. I think Mario is simultaneously a shitty coach and a great coach. Overall winning % says he’s elite, recruiting says he’s elite, other programs wanting to hire him, etc. Watching the games and doing the math on the recruiting says he’s far from elite. That’s why I think it will be interesting, maybe the next guy is just good and not a Schrodinger’s coach.

    If a new one is needed I’d prefer Mullen. Would be okay with Wilcox. I’d probably even be okay with Moorhead. Shit, maybe Brady Hoke could even be a good coach if given the right resources and support. I’d love to make someone better say no, make them say no with their families held hostage by Nike goons, but I know that Oregon isn’t on the make them say no level USC or LSU are at.

    Long before seeing Notre Dame and Oklahoma get dad dicked I’ve been under no impression that Oregon is one of the few schools that is immune. I’m in my mid-30s and in the quarter century since I’ve been old enough to understand what the fuck is going on I’ve seen Oregon have two losing seasons and 18 seasons of 9+ wins. I know one bad hire can change the trajectory, but I’ve seen an oaf with a career record of 27-47 succeed here so its difficult for my imagination to see it being fucked up too bad.

    Mad_Son said:

    My glee over Mario leaving would quickly be overshadowed by Oregon hiring Fickell.

    Fickell isn't leaving the midwest.

    I don't think there's an obvious successor on the staff, including Moorhead. Don't forget the only time Oregon has had to make an external hire in the last 4 decades they ended up hiring Willie Taggart.
    The rest isn’t related to the quoted comment, but just Noc stream of consciousness.
    Fickell no make sense Oregon why even ask.
    Mario stay is good. No Mario also okay.
    Next coach will probably be okay.
    This reminds me of a @FireCohen post but oddly more understandable.
    Hurtful
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,671 Swaye's Wigwam
    AEB said:

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    Like Roseburg or Salem. Seriously.
    Ashland.

    Do they still do the Shakespeare festival there? That was a fun trip for HS English. Loved that town.

    Also the Bandon/Coos Bay area. Playing Bandon in just over a week with friends from...yep Eugene. UW grads. I'll be ready for my morning shit by the time I get there and that's as long as I'll be in Eugene.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.

    That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.

    A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.

    We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.

    We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
    You and rather be brewin should fuck, raise the baby until “they” are about 34 years old and then fly “them” directly over to North Korea to send whatever Kim is in power into a coma.

    #USA