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He and another coach drove a gator from husky stadium to the Duchess. Duchess had a power chord going out the door to the gator to recharge it. Staff had to explain to Sark that you can still get a DUI driving a large golf cart.
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I heard that to prepare the sqwad to play in Death Valley against a top ranked team at night in front of 92,000 maniacal fans he wheeled a tiger in a cage from the zoo to the parking lot of our stadium so they could be mentally prepared. He was literally the inspiration for Wendy Rhodes from what I understand.
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huskyhooligan said:
He and another coach drove a gator from husky stadium to the Duchess. Duchess had a power chord going out the door to the gator to recharge it. Staff had to explain to Sark that you can still get a DUI driving a large golf cart.

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got a story from a former player under Sark who worked for him as an GA
The dorms for football players are no girls allowed. There was a miscommunication of some sort, I believe it was a roommate of one of the players that had girls over one night, or it may have been a different room altogether.
Either way Sark berated the player at practice for at least 15 minutes, publicly embarrassing that player in front of the whole team, before kicking him off the team and telling him to leave during practice. Some of the coaches knew that Sark was going at the wrong player, and as soon as the situation deescalated enough for them to actually tell him that, it was a complete mess.
The staff member did not say whether or not sark was drinking before practice, but you can take a guess. -
This thread delivers.
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dhdawg said:
The staff member did not say whether or not sark was drinking before practice, but you can take a guess.
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Party bender the Thursday before the 2011 Oregon game and 20th anniversary of 1991. Had to be escorted to to his front door he was so sloppy and drunken.
Then he cried on the sidelines as Chip sodomized him with a 2x4. -
Didn’t he have a party on a boat with coeds before a game ?
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I know for a fact that Chip sodomized sark with his 3" of thunder the night before games in exchange for going easy with the 2x4 on game day.
Ok, I dont know this for a fact but it's pretty obvious to any one not retarded. Prove me wrong.
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Was this when Josh Perkins was kicked off the team, only to come back a week later?dhdawg said:got a story from a former player under Sark who worked for him as an GA
The dorms for football players are no girls allowed. There was a miscommunication of some sort, I believe it was a roommate of one of the players that had girls over one night, or it may have been a different room altogether.
Either way Sark berated the player at practice for at least 15 minutes, publicly embarrassing that player in front of the whole team, before kicking him off the team and telling him to leave during practice. Some of the coaches knew that Sark was going at the wrong player, and as soon as the situation deescalated enough for them to actually tell him that, it was a complete mess.
The staff member did not say whether or not sark was drinking before practice, but you can take a guess.








