Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.
SPRING FUCKING FOOTBALL
Dennis_DeYoung
Member Posts: 14,754
Suck my dick. Spring is gonna be lit.
So many interesting story lines.
Also - shoutout to dawgman... I will be including dawgman narratives so you don't have to repeat the mistakes they have made.
Let's LOOK shall we?
QB - Interesting Story Lines: 3
1. SKINNY TIME. Even if you're a Doog and think Skinny won't be good because you're afraid of having talented players, you have to admit he could be the #1 pick in the 2020 draft. And he has an arm.
2. Haener tim? Heard he's packing his bags.
3. Yank/Sirm battle for #2. I'm hoping Yank gets split out and some run at BTE or WR for double pass shit. Fuck the LindCat.
Dawgman narrative: I don't know if Skinny will really be that good. Talent isn't important, Bama wins because they cheat. Don't count Haener out.
RB - Interesting Story Lines: 2
1. Salvon: what position? Any run at CHICO? How's his health and ability to run without hesitancy?
2. Tallest midget for backup?
Dawgman narrative: No one can replace Myles, No one can replace Bishop Sankey, No one can replace Chris Polk. McGrew is a coach on the field.
WR - Interesting Story Lines: 5
1. Ty Jones: can he play like Ty MF Jones? We saw glimpses last year, but consistency wasn't there. Jake ignored him. New coach and new attitude? This is the year my dude.
2. Can anyone fucking take a spot from the three little pigs? Pounds, Porkchellia and Fuller are bad enough, but we are going to have to live through Chin as well. Shoutout to Chin. PLEASE GOD TERRELL.
3. Junior Adams: Is he asleep all the time or will they respond to him? Will he play the old guys or does everyone have a clean slate?
4. Spiker and Auzzy. We have fucking talent... Fuller, Count Chocula, Pounds and Chin should be made to fight it out for 10 snaps a game. PLAY THE TALENT. CHRIST.
5. Will CHICO be third string at CHICO?
Dawgman narrative: We sucked at WR last year, but recruiting doesn't matter.
TE - Interesting Story Lines: 3
1. Should we be throwing jump balls to Jake Kizer?
2. Dev Culp come up - the kid has fucking talent. Him at BTE could be pretty fucking legit behind Hunter.
3. Hunter and Cade: the best BTE/WTE combo since Pete's been here. Stop thinking that Cade has hit his ceiling. He still looks 12. He is going to improve a lot.
Dawgman narrative: Cade is the most complete TE!!!!!!!! Hunter can't block (even though he trucks people).
OL - Interesting Story Lines: 4
1. Trey Adamz, do you suck now? I doubt it, but you never know.
2. Backup Center: Norgy, Lucy, Curne?
3. Can Watty hold on? He sucked last year. Will Bain get inserted ahead of him?
4. Young talent is actually here now. If this isn't a good line, Huff is a tard.
Dawgman narrative: Everyone said Nick Harris would suck and he's been so great, so recruiting doesn't matter, but you can't ask Nick Harris to play well vs. Ohio State, they just are physically dominant.
DL - Interesting Story Lines: 3
1. Benning inside? FIVE TECH?!?!? WE PLAY A FUCKING 3 TECH THAT'S AS WIDE AS WE GO YOU IDIOTS. If Benning can hold up inside... spicy.
2. Tuli and Taki: can they assert into the top 4 rotation with Levi and Benning? If yes, Pac-12 is fucked THIS YEAR.
3. Please Draco move to WTE.
Dawgman narrative: We will suck because we can't replace Greg Gaines!!!
OLB - Interesting Story Lines: 2
1. Youfffff: ZTF, Tryon... ZTF playing so much in the RB says a lot.
2. Myles Rice breakthrough spring?!?! hahaha fuck no.
Dawgman narrative: How are we going to replace Feeney and Littleton?!?!
ILB - Interesting Story Lines: 3
1. Club Fed gone, Welly in this bitch... who is #2? DJB injured? MJ Tafisi? Jack Sirmon? Eddie U?
2. Kyler Manu's foot could fall off in practice 4 and they'd give the fucking foot an extra scholarship. Will he ever leave?
3. Ariel Ngata inside? Could be a baller WIL in my opinion...
Dawgman narrative: BBK ALL DAY!!!! GREATEST PLAYER IN UW HISTORY!! JUST MAKES PLAYS! JUST A FOOTBALL PLAYER!!! WE WILL NEVER REPLACE HIM. We lose 9 starters we are fucked, teams will score a lot on us!!!
DB - Interesting Story Lines: 5
1. DOM HAMPTON, DOM HAMPTON, DOM HAMPTON: Seriously Dom Hampton. Dude looks like a fucking BEAST.
2. KYLER GORDON.
3. Myles Bryant: BBK of 2019.
4. Keith Taylor annnnddddd... Elijah Molden? That's where my money is.
5. Fuck everyone that says we won't be good back here... too much talent and too much Jimmy No Balls. Also too much Isaiah Gilchrist, but whatever.
Dawgman narrative: This will be the first year Jimmy looks bad, but it's not his fault, just too young.
Overall Story Line on OFFENSE: What will it be like to have a QB that can throw more than 25 yards with accuracy?
WE SHOULD have a great offense this year. Tons of starters back. Adding tons of talent at WR. But there's a shitty log jam at the top of WR that we are going to have to break through and Pete's offenses are horrible.
However, Bush did a good job last year and we have a fucking tonnnnnne of talent. Could be our most talented offense since '96.
Overall dawgman narrative on offense: can't expect this team to compete with Oregon because they cheat. What Mike Leach is doing at WSU is incredible!
Overall Story Line on DEFENSE: YOUFFFFF MOVEMENT. Taki, Tuli, Elijah, Dom Hampton, Jules, Kyler, Tryon, Sirmon, Tafisi...
Overall dawgman narrative on defense: Teams are going to put up points on us this year. Just hope Skinny isn't ALL HYPE!!
So many interesting story lines.
Also - shoutout to dawgman... I will be including dawgman narratives so you don't have to repeat the mistakes they have made.
Let's LOOK shall we?
QB - Interesting Story Lines: 3
1. SKINNY TIME. Even if you're a Doog and think Skinny won't be good because you're afraid of having talented players, you have to admit he could be the #1 pick in the 2020 draft. And he has an arm.
2. Haener tim? Heard he's packing his bags.
3. Yank/Sirm battle for #2. I'm hoping Yank gets split out and some run at BTE or WR for double pass shit. Fuck the LindCat.
Dawgman narrative: I don't know if Skinny will really be that good. Talent isn't important, Bama wins because they cheat. Don't count Haener out.
RB - Interesting Story Lines: 2
1. Salvon: what position? Any run at CHICO? How's his health and ability to run without hesitancy?
2. Tallest midget for backup?
Dawgman narrative: No one can replace Myles, No one can replace Bishop Sankey, No one can replace Chris Polk. McGrew is a coach on the field.
WR - Interesting Story Lines: 5
1. Ty Jones: can he play like Ty MF Jones? We saw glimpses last year, but consistency wasn't there. Jake ignored him. New coach and new attitude? This is the year my dude.
2. Can anyone fucking take a spot from the three little pigs? Pounds, Porkchellia and Fuller are bad enough, but we are going to have to live through Chin as well. Shoutout to Chin. PLEASE GOD TERRELL.
3. Junior Adams: Is he asleep all the time or will they respond to him? Will he play the old guys or does everyone have a clean slate?
4. Spiker and Auzzy. We have fucking talent... Fuller, Count Chocula, Pounds and Chin should be made to fight it out for 10 snaps a game. PLAY THE TALENT. CHRIST.
5. Will CHICO be third string at CHICO?
Dawgman narrative: We sucked at WR last year, but recruiting doesn't matter.
TE - Interesting Story Lines: 3
1. Should we be throwing jump balls to Jake Kizer?
2. Dev Culp come up - the kid has fucking talent. Him at BTE could be pretty fucking legit behind Hunter.
3. Hunter and Cade: the best BTE/WTE combo since Pete's been here. Stop thinking that Cade has hit his ceiling. He still looks 12. He is going to improve a lot.
Dawgman narrative: Cade is the most complete TE!!!!!!!! Hunter can't block (even though he trucks people).
OL - Interesting Story Lines: 4
1. Trey Adamz, do you suck now? I doubt it, but you never know.
2. Backup Center: Norgy, Lucy, Curne?
3. Can Watty hold on? He sucked last year. Will Bain get inserted ahead of him?
4. Young talent is actually here now. If this isn't a good line, Huff is a tard.
Dawgman narrative: Everyone said Nick Harris would suck and he's been so great, so recruiting doesn't matter, but you can't ask Nick Harris to play well vs. Ohio State, they just are physically dominant.
DL - Interesting Story Lines: 3
1. Benning inside? FIVE TECH?!?!? WE PLAY A FUCKING 3 TECH THAT'S AS WIDE AS WE GO YOU IDIOTS. If Benning can hold up inside... spicy.
2. Tuli and Taki: can they assert into the top 4 rotation with Levi and Benning? If yes, Pac-12 is fucked THIS YEAR.
3. Please Draco move to WTE.
Dawgman narrative: We will suck because we can't replace Greg Gaines!!!
OLB - Interesting Story Lines: 2
1. Youfffff: ZTF, Tryon... ZTF playing so much in the RB says a lot.
2. Myles Rice breakthrough spring?!?! hahaha fuck no.
Dawgman narrative: How are we going to replace Feeney and Littleton?!?!
ILB - Interesting Story Lines: 3
1. Club Fed gone, Welly in this bitch... who is #2? DJB injured? MJ Tafisi? Jack Sirmon? Eddie U?
2. Kyler Manu's foot could fall off in practice 4 and they'd give the fucking foot an extra scholarship. Will he ever leave?
3. Ariel Ngata inside? Could be a baller WIL in my opinion...
Dawgman narrative: BBK ALL DAY!!!! GREATEST PLAYER IN UW HISTORY!! JUST MAKES PLAYS! JUST A FOOTBALL PLAYER!!! WE WILL NEVER REPLACE HIM. We lose 9 starters we are fucked, teams will score a lot on us!!!
DB - Interesting Story Lines: 5
1. DOM HAMPTON, DOM HAMPTON, DOM HAMPTON: Seriously Dom Hampton. Dude looks like a fucking BEAST.
2. KYLER GORDON.
3. Myles Bryant: BBK of 2019.
4. Keith Taylor annnnddddd... Elijah Molden? That's where my money is.
5. Fuck everyone that says we won't be good back here... too much talent and too much Jimmy No Balls. Also too much Isaiah Gilchrist, but whatever.
Dawgman narrative: This will be the first year Jimmy looks bad, but it's not his fault, just too young.
Overall Story Line on OFFENSE: What will it be like to have a QB that can throw more than 25 yards with accuracy?
WE SHOULD have a great offense this year. Tons of starters back. Adding tons of talent at WR. But there's a shitty log jam at the top of WR that we are going to have to break through and Pete's offenses are horrible.
However, Bush did a good job last year and we have a fucking tonnnnnne of talent. Could be our most talented offense since '96.
Overall dawgman narrative on offense: can't expect this team to compete with Oregon because they cheat. What Mike Leach is doing at WSU is incredible!
Overall Story Line on DEFENSE: YOUFFFFF MOVEMENT. Taki, Tuli, Elijah, Dom Hampton, Jules, Kyler, Tryon, Sirmon, Tafisi...
Overall dawgman narrative on defense: Teams are going to put up points on us this year. Just hope Skinny isn't ALL HYPE!!
Comments
-
Can't chin enough for the Dawgman narratives alone
But the rest is good too
Is there a website where we can read more of your stuff? -
Yes. bowdowntowashington.com - it's really good. PM me for a password.RaceBannon said:Can't chin enough for the Dawgman narratives alone
But the rest is good too
Is there a website where we can read more of your stuff? -
So Myles Bryant is the player we can shove into DDYs face this year just to point out the times he is wrong?
-
I was successfully recovering from addiction and you just had to go and give me a taste.
-
We need Squirrel for some dead wood still... but more and more we have positions with talented depth.CuntWaffle said:So Myles Bryant is the player we can shove into DDYs face this year just to point out the times he is wrong?
QB: Haener prolly should kick rocks.
RB: This is a logjam of JAGs until it isn't.
WR: Fuller, Pounds, Andre, Chin all are JAGs or worse (shoutout to Fetters for saying Andre was our best WR at the end of last year... lol).
TE: No one really sucks.
OL: Henry Roberts, what would you say you do here? Other than that, everyone is actually decent.
DL: Scrempos is the only scholarship guy that shouldn't be playing. 2020 on the DL is going to be boner worthy.
OLB: Myles Rice - seems like a nice kid, but bro, you've been here 14 fucking years.
ILB: Kyler Manu, Kyler Manu, Kyler Manu, Kyler Manu. Tommy Togiai plays for tOSU. Kyler Manu.
DB: Gilchrist is the only dead wood and we're only 94% sure he is.
But still, our roster is changing THIS YEAR. This is the year. Even though we are young, we are vastly more talented than we've ever been. We are going to start looking like alphas at some point this year.
-
Chinned but Eason is far from a guarantee. I like talent and I'm glad he's here but QB's need talent and skill. He didn't have much of the latter as a frosh. Hopefully he developed it the two years since then. Thankfully he doesn't have to hit his ceiling to be a big upgrade. I'm cautiously optimistic.
-
Henry Roberts is dead to me after the Katie Collier break up. That's about all he had going for himself in life.Dennis_DeYoung said:
We need Squirrel for some dead wood still... but more and more we have positions with talented depth.CuntWaffle said:So Myles Bryant is the player we can shove into DDYs face this year just to point out the times he is wrong?
QB: Haener prolly should kick rocks.
RB: This is a logjam of JAGs until it isn't.
WR: Fuller, Pounds, Andre, Chin all are JAGs or worse (shoutout to Fetters for saying Andre was our best WR at the end of last year... lol).
TE: No one really sucks.
OL: Henry Roberts, what would you say you do here? Other than that, everyone is actually decent.
DL: Scrempos is the only scholarship guy that shouldn't be playing. 2020 on the DL is going to be boner worthy.
OLB: Myles Rice - seems like a nice kid, but bro, you've been here 14 fucking years.
ILB: Kyler Manu, Kyler Manu, Kyler Manu, Kyler Manu. Tommy Togiai plays for tOSU. Kyler Manu.
DB: Gilchrist is the only dead wood and we're only 94% sure he is.
But still, our roster is changing THIS YEAR. This is the year. Even though we are young, we are vastly more talented than we've ever been. We are going to start looking like alphas at some point this year. -
This is fucking Dawgman shit.HillsboroDuck said:Chinned but Eason is far from a guarantee. I like talent and I'm glad he's here but QB's need talent and skill. He didn't have much of the latter as a frosh. Hopefully he developed it the two years since then. Thankfully he doesn't have to hit his ceiling to be a big upgrade. I'm cautiously optimistic.
You guys are fucking nervous for your date with a hot chick and going over her instagram pictures and being like 'she's not that hot, actually'.
FOH -
We? don't have a lot of data but Tui started a few games as a true frosh and certainly improved a great deal
Browning started as a true frosh and to be fair had a good game or two as a sophomore but never really took a great leap forward
Brock was pretty good as a frosh then got worse
I actually think both sides of the coin over react to his freshman season. Hot take.
-
Browning would have not started on an SEC team as a true frosh. And if he did he would have died.RaceBannon said:We? don't have a lot of data but Tui started a few games as a true frosh and certainly improved a great deal
Browning started as a true frosh and to be fair had a good game or two as a sophomore but never really took a great leap forward
Brock was pretty good as a frosh then got worse
I actually think both sides of the coin over react to his freshman season. Hot take.
I'm not into messianic QB cults, but the odds of Eason being a downgrade seem remote.
