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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,798 Standard Supporter

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,853 Founders Club

    dannarc said:

    It came in spurts...... 2" at 3pm.......2.5" at 6pm......3.25" at 7pm....oh god....oh god.....4" and stopped at 7:11 pm....

    That is so weird.

    The Throbber comes in spurts, too.

    As Richard Hell sung, Love Comes in Spurts. This is REAL punk rock!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqiUcg5uYGU
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    What's white, 9 inches, and makes all the teenaged girls in the area happy?

    You ever just wish the snow was pure cocaine?

    I had a half stoned young injun with long hair and tats ring me up at the weed store last week and I thought about asking him if he knew his father.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    I'm also hoping some homeless camp goes full Donner party tonight.

    WOOF!
  • DawgFader
    DawgFader Member Posts: 1,414

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,853 Founders Club
    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.