WTF is Kalen DeBoer doing right now?

Quietcowskee

Petersen also raided the Boise recruiting class and DeBoer can’t do that to Fresno cause Tedford cock blocked him🤷‍♂️

BleachedAnusDawg

Quietcowskee said:

Petersen also raided the Boise recruiting class and DeBoer can’t do that to Fresno cause Tedford cock blocked him🤷‍♂️

3,000 kids are in the portal right now. No excuses to not find plug and play pieces.

HFNY

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Quietcowskee said:

Petersen also raided the Boise recruiting class and DeBoer can’t do that to Fresno cause Tedford cock blocked him🤷‍♂️

3,000 kids are in the portal right now. No excuses to not find plug and play pieces.

Who do you think they should (reasonably) go after?

greenblood

LawDawg1 said:

greenblood said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

Give him time.

He is probably still shopping for his new Lake Washington waterfront home and on the $3M/year we are paying him it is probably a challenge as the inventory right now is low and prices are high. This isn't like 2013 when Petersen arrived.

Then he has to buy a boat with a coffee holder.

Priorities man.

That said if I were him I'd go for this house on the Seattle side of Lake Washington. Asking under $9M.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4102-55th-Ave-NE-Seattle-WA-98105/48998500_zpid/

He could host some great recruiting parties there.

If he has a hype video of him arriving to work when the sun is up, you hired the wrong guy. If the sun hasn't yet come up, then it looks good.

Mario was the self proclaimed hardest working man in college football and still sucked. So there’s that.

Sucked at coaching, but tough to find a harder working recruiter. Imagine if he spent just part of those early mornings on game planning.

BleachedAnusDawg

HFNY said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Quietcowskee said:

Petersen also raided the Boise recruiting class and DeBoer can’t do that to Fresno cause Tedford cock blocked him🤷‍♂️

3,000 kids are in the portal right now. No excuses to not find plug and play pieces.

Who do you think they should (reasonably) go after?

I have no clue and won't pretend to know, but if there are that many kids out there the coaches should be able to find a handful of kids who have actually shown they can produce on the field versus all the UW kids leaving who showed us they are capable of sucking ass, losing to Coug, and going 4 - 8.

RTD

Is it just me or does it feel painfully close to stop giving a fuck time?

FireCohen

RTD said:

Is it just me or does it feel painfully close to stop giving a fuck time?

Not just you, Cohen is fucking the @Passion out of the fan base with strap on

RaceBannon

RTD said:

Is it just me or does it feel painfully close to stop giving a fuck time?

Now in its 30th big year

RTD

RaceBannon said:

RTD said:

Is it just me or does it feel painfully close to stop giving a fuck time?

Now in its 30th big year

I was probably 8 or so when I fell head over heals for Husky Football. Was there for the entire James era, cemented those early years.

It has tormented me relentlessly for the last 30 years, less 3 seasons.

dOgmaster

FireCohen said:

RTD said:

Is it just me or does it feel painfully close to stop giving a fuck time?

Not just you, Cohen is fucking the @Passion out of the fan base with strap on

Got pics? A friend is asking.

MikeSeaver

theLSkid said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)

this program lives in the shitter.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.

While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.

Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!

I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.

Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one

I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.

PatsDoog

Is Cropper actually in the portal or was that a load of shit?

bananasnblondes

PatsDoog said:

Is Cropper actually in the portal or was that a load of shit?

No and never was

backthepack

bananasnblondes said:

PatsDoog said:

Is Cropper actually in the portal or was that a load of shit?

No and never was

Haener cock block

dflea

RTD said:

Is it just me or does it feel painfully close to stop giving a fuck time?

That was 3 seconds after I heard the Montana score for me.

digits

theLSkid said:

FecalFeast said:

Rumors floating on discord that DeBoer may be implementing more drug testing and has a hard no drug/swearing policy in the building which is leading to more attrition than expected.

This is so common but you can make it out to make DeBoner look bad if you wanna!!

Every college coach does this when they come into a program. Happened to me at my 4 year school, luckily I wasn’t into the ganj like I am now.

You drug test all winter conditioning, if they fail, they’re cut and you have a reason to do so without feeling bad or parents complaining on social media.
By spring ball the boys will be back on the green, in both regards.
Watch the portal in the next few weeks if this is true, I’ll also point out that everyone can get around these tests, usually ATs and GAs will let the important players know before hand.

Cannabis is legal in Washington. HTH.

If I'm 21 and get UA'd for cannabis at UW, you bet your ass I'm hitting the portal. FYFMFE.

theLSkid

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)

this program lives in the shitter.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.

While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.

Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!

I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.

Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one

I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.

I’m gonna let you in on a secret..
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!

Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.

The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.

P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao

digits

FecalFeast said:

Rumors floating on discord that DeBoer may be implementing more drug testing and has a hard no drug/swearing policy in the building which is leading to more attrition than expected.

theLSkid

digits said:

theLSkid said:

FecalFeast said:

Rumors floating on discord that DeBoer may be implementing more drug testing and has a hard no drug/swearing policy in the building which is leading to more attrition than expected.

This is so common but you can make it out to make DeBoner look bad if you wanna!!

Every college coach does this when they come into a program. Happened to me at my 4 year school, luckily I wasn’t into the ganj like I am now.

You drug test all winter conditioning, if they fail, they’re cut and you have a reason to do so without feeling bad or parents complaining on social media.
By spring ball the boys will be back on the green, in both regards.
Watch the portal in the next few weeks if this is true, I’ll also point out that everyone can get around these tests, usually ATs and GAs will let the important players know before hand.

Cannabis is legal in Washington. HTH.

If I'm 21 and get UA'd for cannabis at UW, you bet your ass I'm hitting the portal. FYFMFE.

Hey man, I completely agree with you about the legal weed, but I’ll also say that as a shitty-at best- D2 football player, I would stop smoking when drug testing szn came around, but I was a try hard.
OKG, some would say.

ATLDawg

Bro I can’t argue Jordan has great swag but Jordan shoes are NIKE, I’m black and NIKE still holds weight walk into any shoe store you see double the NIKE sweatsuits over Jordan. NIKE also has all the top current athletes thus custom NIKE’s are king. Nobody wears Jordan Brand shoes.

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

I hate Nike but adidas is trash. Uniforms and swag matter.

If you want swag you get fucking Jordan. Not Nike or adidas. You elitist whites don’t get it!!

digits

RTD said:

Is it just me or does it feel painfully close to stop giving a fuck time?

I'm still in LIFPO mode, but all this bullshit about a no swearing policy/UAs has me concerned.

UW is not a church school; never has been, never will be.

TheHB

Reggie Rogers smoked weed and talked shit and Don James just looked the other way.

Good. Old. Days.

MikeSeaver

theLSkid said:

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)

this program lives in the shitter.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.

While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.

Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!

I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.

Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one

I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.

I’m gonna let you in on a secret..
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!

Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.

The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.

P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao

“Nike sucks everyone hates it.”

“Don’t tell me what college kids want!”

“PS I work at the Nike Sore, lmfao”

Seems like maybe you’re an idiot or you’d be working at the Jordan Store.

Five of my extended family members work for Nike, the real Nike, not Foot Locker+.

This includes my sister in law who literally works on the Jordan brand.

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Tie my shoes, Dawg!

backthepack

ok

LawDawg1

Fuck Nike. Fuck adidas. Fuck Jordan. How did this revolve into fashion talk? Wear Ferragamo or Capezios or your wool socks and Birkenstocks. Who gives a shit. Just win.

theLSkid

ATLDawg said:

Bro I can’t argue Jordan has great swag but Jordan shoes are NIKE, I’m black and NIKE still holds weight walk into any shoe store you see double the NIKE sweatsuits over Jordan. NIKE also has all the top current athletes thus custom NIKE’s are king. Nobody wears Jordan Brand shoes.

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

I hate Nike but adidas is trash. Uniforms and swag matter.

If you want swag you get fucking Jordan. Not Nike or adidas. You elitist whites don’t get it!!

I used to resale J’s in the Midwest bro and no black dudes ever hit me up for the new fucking nike sbs, only the rich white kids.

You can sell a pair of concord 11s to anybody but you can’t say that about brand Nike shoes.

theLSkid

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)

this program lives in the shitter.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.

While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.

Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!

I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.

Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one

I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.

I’m gonna let you in on a secret..
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!

Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.

The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.

P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao

“Nike sucks everyone hates it.”

“Don’t tell me what college kids want!”

“PS I work at the Nike Sore, lmfao”

Seems like maybe you’re an idiot or you’d be working at the Jordan Store.

Five of my extended family members work for Nike, the real Nike, not Foot Locker+.

This includes my sister in law who literally works on the Jordan brand.

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Tie my shoes, Dawg!

Bruh Nike is WAY better quality than Adidas, you ain’t getting an argument out of me, I wore Adidas in Juco and Nike in college.
I said I work at a Nike store, not footlocker, reading is hARD.

Listen, I understand that billy and sally wear their AF1s to every game at Autzen and it makes your nipples hard, but if you go to a neighborhood that wasn’t redlined for the first time in your life, you would see more Jordan’s than Nikes.

Nobody has died over a pair of nikes. Tell me the same Jordan’s.

And I don’t live in Chicago anymore or I would fucking work at the jordan store and I’d probably smash ur sister in law too, just dawg things

dtd

theLSkid said:

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)

this program lives in the shitter.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.

While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.

Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!

I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.

Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one

I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.

I’m gonna let you in on a secret..
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!

Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.

The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.

P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao

There's a reason it's called the "Jordan Brand". Just like Hurley and Converse are also Nike brands. Stop acting like you know something others don't. I was a black badge for 5 years before I moved to Texas. NGAF.

theLSkid

dtd said:

theLSkid said:

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)

this program lives in the shitter.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.

While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.

Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!

I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.

Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one

I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.

I’m gonna let you in on a secret..
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!

Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.

The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.

P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao

There's a reason it's called the "Jordan Brand". Just like Hurley and Converse are also Nike brands. Stop acting like you know something others don't. I was a black badge for 5 years before I moved to Texas. NGAF.

Okay so do all of the Hurley sponsored surfers get a free pair of fucking Jordan’s? No? That’s what I thought.

Black Badge??? Fuckkkkkkkkkk that’s almost like having the Mikey badge at Disneyland

MikeSeaver

theLSkid said:

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)

this program lives in the shitter.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.

While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.

Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!

I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.

Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one

I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.

I’m gonna let you in on a secret..
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!

Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.

The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.

P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao

“Nike sucks everyone hates it.”

“Don’t tell me what college kids want!”

“PS I work at the Nike Sore, lmfao”

Seems like maybe you’re an idiot or you’d be working at the Jordan Store.

Five of my extended family members work for Nike, the real Nike, not Foot Locker+.

This includes my sister in law who literally works on the Jordan brand.

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Tie my shoes, Dawg!

Bruh Nike is WAY better quality than Adidas, you ain’t getting an argument out of me, I wore Adidas in Juco and Nike in college.
I said I work at a Nike store, not footlocker, reading is hARD.

Listen, I understand that billy and sally wear their AF1s to every game at Autzen and it makes your nipples hard, but if you go to a neighborhood that wasn’t redlined for the first time in your life, you would see more Jordan’s than Nikes.

Nobody has died over a pair of nikes. Tell me the same Jordan’s.

And I don’t live in Chicago anymore or I would fucking work at the jordan store and I’d probably smash ur sister in law too, just dawg things

The only thing that gets my nipples hard is knowing that thanks to NIL, Phil Knight can fill each Oregon player’s locker up with as many Off White, Travis Scott, Tinker Hatfield, high heat Air Jordans as he sees fit now until the end of time… and the cocaine fountains, obviously.