The Offseason Natty Thread: Portals, Assistant Coaches, Leopard Jackets, etc.
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Only in ‘21, Malloe was DL coach in ‘19 & ‘20whatshouldicareabout said:
Rip Rowan was the DT coach under LakeGayThoughts said:Good as his DL was in the golden days, Tuli, Taki and Tui haven’t improved a lick since their first snaps. Also I’ve heard a lot of talk that Kwat was really hands on with the DL when he was here.
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I thought Rowan was promoted after the 2020 season.whatshouldicareabout said:
Rip Rowan was the DT coach under LakeGayThoughts said:Good as his DL was in the golden days, Tuli, Taki and Tui haven’t improved a lick since their first snaps. Also I’ve heard a lot of talk that Kwat was really hands on with the DL when he was here.
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TYFYSGayThoughts said:
Only in ‘21, Malloe was DL coach in ‘19 & ‘20whatshouldicareabout said:
Rip Rowan was the DT coach under LakeGayThoughts said:Good as his DL was in the golden days, Tuli, Taki and Tui haven’t improved a lick since their first snaps. Also I’ve heard a lot of talk that Kwat was really hands on with the DL when he was here.
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Did anyone know who Nick Saban was 45 years ago? Kirby Smart, Chip, Dabo 20 years ago? How about Ryan Day, Fickel, Lincoln Riley, even 10 years ago? Let's hire the long time assistant that bleeds P&G...oops, sorry Lambo. Let's hire the young, flashy dude on the up...Hi Rick! Former (good) assistant with P5 HC experience...Gilby, come on down! How about the guy who comes from academic prowess, and won an RB? I give you Ty Willie...Hot coordinator with a couple natty's? Bark for Patron. Or, the top G5 guy in the nation? Burn-out Pete...
There are good football coaches that don't win natties every other year. There are shit coaches that luck into it.
I'm reminded of my dad (he was a Cowboys fan) going off that "Jimmy Johnson is horse shit" after his first year with Dallas (1-15). I reminded him that Tom Landry went 0-11-1 his first year. You have to have culture, time to instill it, and you have to have dudes within the culture. LIFPO, for the love of Mike...
Just because we don't know most (if any) of these guys, other than wikipedia, doesn't mean they are shitty. Doesn't mean they are good either. That's why we play the games.
Sorry for the rant, but if this hire fails, it goes directly to what most, if not all of us have suspected, if not already believe...upper campus has what they want in the AD.
I'm going to go take a long walk off a short pier for some perspective... -
I like this. Even if he sucked as an OC, getting a P5 OC as a TE coach means we're getting experience. No more guys getting moved from the secretary's desk to being a first time on-field coachinsinceredawg said: -
Wait…was Jeff “Crusty Schmidt Drinker” Choate a Poly?
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bananasnblondes said:
I like this. Even if he sucked as an OC, getting a P5 OC as a TE coach means we're getting experience. No more guys getting moved from the secretary's desk to being a first time on-field coachinsinceredawg said:
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Where’s our? DC
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I miss Schmidt beerQuietcowskee said:Wait…was Jeff “Crusty Schmidt Drinker” Choate a Poly?
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Care at your own risk or peril.RoadDawg55 said:I’m not going to pretend I don’t care, but it’s amazing how much assistant coaches are cared about nowadays.
How many hearts and souls do you have to crush? I'm all out.
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DeBoner seems boring. Yawn.HairyRobLowe said: -
I prefer Schlitz GayJoeEDangerously said:
I miss Schmidt beerQuietcowskee said:Wait…was Jeff “Crusty Schmidt Drinker” Choate a Poly?
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Holy shit, the sale must’ve ended. I looked at the coaching staff roster and it’s been updated - it’s only been a week since announcements about Grubb, Morgan and Brown but holy shut they finally did something.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I have the UW Football roster opened on a tab my phone and despite announcing 3 hires (Grubb, Juice, Courtney), none of them have been added to the coaches roster.
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Anyone else watch this and listen to Courtney and wonder to themselves “how is this guy a good recruiter?”HairyRobLowe said: -
CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Word is she is still hugging them and that’s why it has not been updatedCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I have the UW Football roster opened on a tab my phone and despite announcing 3 hires (Grubb, Juice, Courtney), none of them have been added to the coaches roster.
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NoDodgyBloke said:
Anyone else watch this and listen to Courtney and wonder to themselves “how is this guy a good recruiter?”HairyRobLowe said: -
Courtney "sleep apnea" morganDodgyBloke said:
Anyone else watch this and listen to Courtney and wonder to themselves “how is this guy a good recruiter?”HairyRobLowe said: -
Rumor out there that Steinauer turned us down. If true, glad we waited on him so long
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Jimmy Lake still available, we could probably get him pretty cheap given he is collecting massive checks from his last employer.bananasnblondes said:Rumor out there that Steinauer turned us down. If true, glad we waited on him so long
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Hey now, UW is the only job he can take where he'd be able to negotiate out of having to offset his buyout by his new salary.Houhusky said:
Jimmy Lake still available, we could probably get him pretty cheap given he is collecting massive checks from his last employer.bananasnblondes said:Rumor out there that Steinauer turned us down. If true, glad we waited on him so long
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Huh...
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Huff failed already
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Is that from the Discord?bananasnblondes said:Rumor out there that Steinauer turned us down. If true, glad we waited on him so long
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If huff stays… that’s my first major red flag for deboner. But I doubt he will.
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Someone on the discord said last night that they were at dinner with someone from the UW Athletic department who said the coach from Canada isn’t coming. Only coaching insight the person offered apparently.insinceredawg said:
Is that from the Discord?bananasnblondes said:Rumor out there that Steinauer turned us down. If true, glad we waited on him so long
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Yes, another one of those random people saying “I know a guy associated with the team and he said this”insinceredawg said:
Is that from the Discord?bananasnblondes said:Rumor out there that Steinauer turned us down. If true, glad we waited on him so long
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Fatters just said the same on Dawgman. Really disappointing if true. We really are going to have the entire Fresno staff + Junior aren't we?
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TE coach from Indiana*, and then OL coach from Virginia so no. And there are other options at DC that aren’t Fresno guys.insinceredawg said:Fatters just said the same on Dawgman. Really disappointing if true. We really are going to have the entire Fresno staff + Junior aren't we?
Then we went after the Boise dline coach and the Nebraska dline coach. Boise guy turned us down, not sure what the current status of the Nebraska guy is… I’m sure DeBoer would look elsewhere before going back for the Fresno dline coach.
