I walked out of Husky Stadium in '19 while Quook fans laughed at me. I talked shit for 3 quarters, lost my voice, soaked to the bone, a complete looser. I've learned my lesson, I will lay on a cheeto stained couch and watch from the comfort of my own ego. It will be close but we will lose by anywhere from 1 to 56 points.....57-129 were taken
I've got the topper
In 1994 I FAXED a bunch of trash talking shit to our Eugene office that had rabid ducks in it. You can't beat Utah how are you going to beat us? Just killed them which was easy after a nice 17-3 run or whatever.
Oregon wins simply because their quarterback is coached to run for the first down when their shitty play calling breaks down.
Whereas our coaches tell Morris to throw it at the cheerleaders when JD's shit breaks down.
It will be a short, lowish scoring game because both head coaches are fake tough guys and both want to dance and shout all over the field afterwards about how fucking "gritty" their victory was.
I don't know if I'm ready to go full pre-game meltdown negadoog. I think Oregon wins like 35-17. If Crisco is smart he follows Oregon sensei The Chipper's mold and just runs the ball, wins unspectacular and leaves town. UW's best chance might be Crisco wanting to win with style points and Brown turning the ball over.
Best hope for UW is probably Oregon shoots their wad so hard to beat a 4-4 Washington for some reason that they come out flat against WSU and lose to the Coug, knocking them out of the CFP and possibly even the North.
It's a potential tell game to me though. If UW wins, I have some hope in Lake and the future. If Oregon gets a blowout they might actually be more than a 5.5 who has a bunch of ugly friends (the Pac-12) who make them look better who caught a young Ohio State team 10 beers deep at their first college party.
Oregon wins simply because their quarterback is coached to run for the first down when their shitty play calling breaks down.
Whereas our coaches tell Morris to throw it at the cheerleaders when JD's shit breaks down.
It will be a short, lowish scoring game because both head coaches are fake tough guys and both want to dance and shout all over the field afterwards about how fucking "gritty" their victory was.
Probably won't be a handshake after.
Dialed in. Oregon fans hate Brown but he has made the plays for them when they need it. Other than Stanford but still he had them in position. Tom Brady doesn't get blamed for the Patriots blowing two leads against the Giants in the SB
I don't know if I'm ready to go full pre-game meltdown negadoog. I think Oregon wins like 35-17. If Crisco is smart he follows Oregon sensei The Chipper's mold and just runs the ball, wins unspectacular and leaves town. UW's best chance might be Crisco wanting to win with style points and Brown turning the ball over.
Best hope for UW is probably Oregon shoots their wad so hard to beat a 4-4 Washington for some reason that they come out flat against WSU and lose to the Coug, knocking them out of the CFP and possibly even the North.
It's a potential tell game to me though. If UW wins, I have some hope in Lake and the future. If Oregon gets a blowout they might actually be more than a 5.5 who has a bunch of ugly friends (the Pac-12) who make them look better who caught a young Ohio State team 10 beers deep at their first college party.
As objective as I can possibly be with them, they deserve to win the conference with the games so far but I can't believe them for the playoffs when Cal controlled them at home for most of that game.
Agree that WSU gives them the most problems between them, UW, and Beavlet. Utah gives them a game but I think they're overrated and so is their division.
This shit jon Don offense can barely score 20 pts a game with talented receivers, an all american TE with a supposed talented o-line. You can only ask Bruener and Hampton to do so much defensively to hold the opposing offense.
There is not one angle of the UW offense that threatens the Oregon defense.....absolutely nothing. Running a 1960 offense with fullback dives is likely eliciting chuckles in the Oregon film room.
Flip the script Johnny shit ball don. Roll out Huard and an air raid offense. it's your only hope. Huard is five star and has played a lot of football. The current offense is putrid with zero creativity. Unfortunately, Don Don is absolutely clueless. He put together his best three play calls to beat the furd. Shaw made some absurd decisions to give UW the opportunity to win the game. Yahooooo.
Getting back to the All-American TE, does even play for the team anymore? They don't even attempt to get McGrew in space by throwing him the ball. I am so tired of watching wasted talent because of an inept staff.
Kayvon is hyped for this game while Jimmy talks about educational prowess. WTF? What an utter disaster of a staff.
Is this a serious take? The time to go to Sam was when the team was falling apart and when you could ease him in against a terrible opponent- Arizona- to prepare him for Stanford and Oregon.
You don't take that risk after the team has actually seized a little bit of momentum and you don't throw Sam to the wolves against Oregon.
Once they (probably) lose to Oregon then you can re-focus on Sam and start thinking about next year.
That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks
I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.
But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.
It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early with an illegal hit, thus knocking out #5 also, then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
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Do better.
In 1994 I FAXED a bunch of trash talking shit to our Eugene office that had rabid ducks in it. You can't beat Utah how are you going to beat us? Just killed them which was easy after a nice 17-3 run or whatever.
Silence in return. Until Monday
Our DAWGS haven't been the same since. Sorry
Try having a take and not sucking
Or be a pussy like Cristobal
Don't care much either way
Good kitty.
That made your day huh?
Whereas our coaches tell Morris to throw it at the cheerleaders when JD's shit breaks down.
It will be a short, lowish scoring game because both head coaches are fake tough guys and both want to dance and shout all over the field afterwards about how fucking "gritty" their victory was.
Probably won't be a handshake after.
Best hope for UW is probably Oregon shoots their wad so hard to beat a 4-4 Washington for some reason that they come out flat against WSU and lose to the Coug, knocking them out of the CFP and possibly even the North.
It's a potential tell game to me though. If UW wins, I have some hope in Lake and the future. If Oregon gets a blowout they might actually be more than a 5.5 who has a bunch of ugly friends (the Pac-12) who make them look better who caught a young Ohio State team 10 beers deep at their first college party.
Herbert ran on us? too.
But WASHINGTON wins this game
Agree that WSU gives them the most problems between them, UW, and Beavlet. Utah gives them a game but I think they're overrated and so is their division.
You don't take that risk after the team has actually seized a little bit of momentum and you don't throw Sam to the wolves against Oregon.
Once they (probably) lose to Oregon then you can re-focus on Sam and start thinking about next year.