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Seattle's Greatest Dive Bar?

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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064
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    I’m very much a West Seattle guy so all my choices are West Seattle centric.

    The Alki Tavern might’ve been my favorite all tim dive bar.

    Pogies is somehow still in business despite massive gentrification in the junction.

    I always The 5 Point was quite the dive bar.

    And lastly, there’s a place called BeeZees in the Burien/Des Moines/Seatac area.

    You just saying The Junction got me warm and fuzzy. Easy Street. Good tims. Why did Seattle have to become such a shithole?
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064
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    Best thread in Yella Shoppe in months.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,951
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    Swaye said:

    Best thread in Yella Shoppe in months.

    Hurtful
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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,752
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    Swaye said:

    I’m very much a West Seattle guy so all my choices are West Seattle centric.

    The Alki Tavern might’ve been my favorite all tim dive bar.

    Pogies is somehow still in business despite massive gentrification in the junction.

    I always The 5 Point was quite the dive bar.

    And lastly, there’s a place called BeeZees in the Burien/Des Moines/Seatac area.

    You just saying The Junction got me warm and fuzzy. Easy Street. Good tims. Why did Seattle have to become such a shithole?
    They still sweep and clean in the Junction. For now.

    Until Faggot Inslee shuts it down completely.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064
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    Swaye said:

    I’m very much a West Seattle guy so all my choices are West Seattle centric.

    The Alki Tavern might’ve been my favorite all tim dive bar.

    Pogies is somehow still in business despite massive gentrification in the junction.

    I always The 5 Point was quite the dive bar.

    And lastly, there’s a place called BeeZees in the Burien/Des Moines/Seatac area.

    You just saying The Junction got me warm and fuzzy. Easy Street. Good tims. Why did Seattle have to become such a shithole?
    They still sweep and clean in the Junction. For now.

    Until Faggot Inslee shuts it down completely.
    Haven't been to the Junction in many many years, but had some great tims there back in the day. Seattle was such a cool fucking city man 20-30 years ago.
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    theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,572
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    Before they closed my wife and I spent A LOT of time in Jimmy Woo's Jade Pagoda. The best juke box in town, when they still filled them with albums. Stiff drinks, cheap beer, no windows. You could go in at 1pm and stay until close and it was like a time warp. Easy place to destroy a day off and spend all your spare cash. I proposed to my wife in front of a boarded up Jimmy Woo's and we named our German Shepard/Samoyed Jade in honor of our damaged livers.
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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,752
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    Before they closed my wife and I spent A LOT of time in Jimmy Woo's Jade Pagoda. The best juke box in town, when they still filled them with albums. Stiff drinks, cheap beer, no windows. You could go in at 1pm and stay until close and it was like a time warp. Easy place to destroy a day off and spend all your spare cash. I proposed to my wife in front of a boarded up Jimmy Woo's and we named our German Shepard/Samoyed Jade in honor of our damaged livers.

    Worked across the street at Boondock's for awhile. Waitstaff was gay AF, but the Cornish student hostesses were young, beautiful, horny and willing.

    Abundant daddy issues. Literally a gift from God.
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,951
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    Swaye said:

    Best thread in Yella Shoppe in months.

    Well then queef something out of that twat of yours!
    Do you know how many queefs I had to let fly to get this place up and running? Lotta twat blood, sweat and tears.
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,066
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    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    I’m very much a West Seattle guy so all my choices are West Seattle centric.

    The Alki Tavern might’ve been my favorite all tim dive bar.

    Pogies is somehow still in business despite massive gentrification in the junction.

    I always The 5 Point was quite the dive bar.

    And lastly, there’s a place called BeeZees in the Burien/Des Moines/Seatac area.

    You just saying The Junction got me warm and fuzzy. Easy Street. Good tims. Why did Seattle have to become such a shithole?
    They still sweep and clean in the Junction. For now.

    Until Faggot Inslee shuts it down completely.
    Haven't been to the Junction in many many years, but had some great tims there back in the day. Seattle was such a cool fucking city man 20-30 years ago.
    Downtown Seattle circa 1995 was da bomb
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    BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,333
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    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....
    You missed the two Roanokes, not related.

    Roanoke Park Place
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    https://www.roanokeseattle.com/


    The Roanoke Inn
    https://theroanokeinn.com/




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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,752
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    I thought this was the Seattle's Gayest Dive Bar thread.

    Is that why no taint-licking is under discussion?
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    Fishpo31Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,253
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    You missed the two Roanokes, not related.

    Roanoke Park Place
    @Fishpo31
    https://www.roanokeseattle.com/


    The Roanoke Inn
    https://theroanokeinn.com/




    You missed the two Roanokes, not related.

    Roanoke Park Place
    @Fishpo31
    https://www.roanokeseattle.com/


    The Roanoke Inn
    https://theroanokeinn.com/




    Mercer Island dive bar authority guy…
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,951
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    You missed the two Roanokes, not related.

    Roanoke Park Place
    @Fishpo31
    https://www.roanokeseattle.com/


    The Roanoke Inn
    https://theroanokeinn.com/




    Miss of the Roanoke was acknowledged on Page 1 by me. Try to keep up, G.

    Great place. Been there infinity of times.
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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,752
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    Fishpo31 said:

    Shout out to the original Swannies, where the old school beisbol dudes did their post-game drinking, Kingdome version.

    Edit: 2 other also-rans...the Roanoke down the end of 10th, and the Korthaus in Phinney Ridge (RIP)...

    Swannie died last year. He spent the last several years in Roslyn/Cle Elum, where I'd see him at the Brick, wearing his "Hillman City Boxing Gym" jacket and helping out like a busboy as Alzheimers slowly took him out. Sad ending for a funny, gritty true-Seattleite original who used to yell at the cops in his restaurant to get off their asses when a homeless vagrant would come inside and harass customers.
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    LebamDawgLebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,545
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    Roanoke Inn was too classy - when I hung out with the rich bitches from MI it was the Islander.
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    BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,522
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    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....

    You missed the two Roanokes, not related.

    Roanoke Park Place
    @Fishpo31
    https://www.roanokeseattle.com/


    The Roanoke Inn
    https://theroanokeinn.com/




    Miss of the Roanoke was acknowledged on Page 1 by me. Try to keep up, G.

    Great place. Been there infinity of times.
    Nothing cooler than hanging out on Mercer Island amongst a crowd of yuppy Microsoft employees.
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    CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 28,906
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    Swaye said:

    I’m very much a West Seattle guy so all my choices are West Seattle centric.

    The Alki Tavern might’ve been my favorite all tim dive bar.

    Pogies is somehow still in business despite massive gentrification in the junction.

    I always The 5 Point was quite the dive bar.

    And lastly, there’s a place called BeeZees in the Burien/Des Moines/Seatac area.

    You just saying The Junction got me warm and fuzzy. Easy Street. Good tims. Why did Seattle have to become such a shithole?

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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,951
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    You missed the two Roanokes, not related.

    Roanoke Park Place
    @Fishpo31
    https://www.roanokeseattle.com/


    The Roanoke Inn
    https://theroanokeinn.com/




    Miss of the Roanoke was acknowledged on Page 1 by me. Try to keep up, G.

    Great place. Been there infinity of times.
    Nothing cooler than hanging out on Mercer Island amongst a crowd of yuppy Microsoft employees.
    I’ve never consumed a beer on Mercer Island, ever.
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