Seattle's Greatest Dive Bar?
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Sorry, thought it said "Seattle's Gayest Dive Bar." My Bad.YellowSnow said:
"Seattle's Greatest Dive Bar". @RaceBannon can handle the South Sound. I think the only bar I've been to in Tacoma was the Katie Down's for date.TurdBomber said:I can't believe the Shipwreck in the Tacoma/Fife Tideflats isn't on the list. Moreover, if you never got drunk at the Java Jive in the Nalley Valley, you missed a truly Twin Peaks-like dive bar experience. The Rolling Log and the H&H Saloon deserve Honorable mentions, too, btw.
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The Blue Moon
that would be the Comet or the Elite - made a mistake of meeting a couple of friends at the Elite once. We did not stay long, just long enough to get a couple of good leads on dating (insert faggy wink)TurdBomber said:
Sorry, thought it said "Seattle's Gayest Dive Bar." My Bad.YellowSnow said:
"Seattle's Greatest Dive Bar". @RaceBannon can handle the South Sound. I think the only bar I've been to in Tacoma was the Katie Down's for date.TurdBomber said:I can't believe the Shipwreck in the Tacoma/Fife Tideflats isn't on the list. Moreover, if you never got drunk at the Java Jive in the Nalley Valley, you missed a truly Twin Peaks-like dive bar experience. The Rolling Log and the H&H Saloon deserve Honorable mentions, too, btw.
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Remember when Gay Bars were a thing? Now that every Seattle bar and neighborhood is gay AF, there should be Hetero Bars for regulars to go to.LebamDawg said:
that would be the Comet or the Elite - made a mistake of meeting a couple of friends at the Elite once. We did not stay long, just long enough to get a couple of good leads on dating (insert faggy wink)TurdBomber said:
Sorry, thought it said "Seattle's Gayest Dive Bar." My Bad.YellowSnow said:
"Seattle's Greatest Dive Bar". @RaceBannon can handle the South Sound. I think the only bar I've been to in Tacoma was the Katie Down's for date.TurdBomber said:I can't believe the Shipwreck in the Tacoma/Fife Tideflats isn't on the list. Moreover, if you never got drunk at the Java Jive in the Nalley Valley, you missed a truly Twin Peaks-like dive bar experience. The Rolling Log and the H&H Saloon deserve Honorable mentions, too, btw.
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The Duchess
You should move away from Sodom and Gomorrah, Bomber. Not good for your mental health.TurdBomber said:
Remember when Gay Bars were a thing? Now that every Seattle bar and neighborhood is gay AF, there should be Hetero Bars for regulars to go to.LebamDawg said:
that would be the Comet or the Elite - made a mistake of meeting a couple of friends at the Elite once. We did not stay long, just long enough to get a couple of good leads on dating (insert faggy wink)TurdBomber said:
Sorry, thought it said "Seattle's Gayest Dive Bar." My Bad.YellowSnow said:
"Seattle's Greatest Dive Bar". @RaceBannon can handle the South Sound. I think the only bar I've been to in Tacoma was the Katie Down's for date.TurdBomber said:I can't believe the Shipwreck in the Tacoma/Fife Tideflats isn't on the list. Moreover, if you never got drunk at the Java Jive in the Nalley Valley, you missed a truly Twin Peaks-like dive bar experience. The Rolling Log and the H&H Saloon deserve Honorable mentions, too, btw.
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I'm fortunate to still have my go-to watering holes to drink and circle-jerk at.YellowSnow said:
You should move away from Sodom and Gomorrah, Bomber. Not good for your mental health.TurdBomber said:
Remember when Gay Bars were a thing? Now that every Seattle bar and neighborhood is gay AF, there should be Hetero Bars for regulars to go to.LebamDawg said:
that would be the Comet or the Elite - made a mistake of meeting a couple of friends at the Elite once. We did not stay long, just long enough to get a couple of good leads on dating (insert faggy wink)TurdBomber said:
Sorry, thought it said "Seattle's Gayest Dive Bar." My Bad.YellowSnow said:
"Seattle's Greatest Dive Bar". @RaceBannon can handle the South Sound. I think the only bar I've been to in Tacoma was the Katie Down's for date.TurdBomber said:I can't believe the Shipwreck in the Tacoma/Fife Tideflats isn't on the list. Moreover, if you never got drunk at the Java Jive in the Nalley Valley, you missed a truly Twin Peaks-like dive bar experience. The Rolling Log and the H&H Saloon deserve Honorable mentions, too, btw.
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I love Guiness. It's a pretty light, low alcohol "big beer" (dark beer), and thus my faggy brother doesn't like it.TurdBomber said:
Then how would you classify Guiness, Scottie?chuck said:
I forget. I'm either 1/4 or 1/8 Scottish. There's some blurring of the lines back in the 12th-14th centuries.YellowSnow said:
As a guysm who is 1/8 Scots, let me tell you this: Scottish ale is some thick, syruppy, undrinkable sludge.TurdBomber said:
Delicious Scotch Ale, brewed near Gorst. Unbeatable.
Perfect for Dive bars hovering along at 9.2% ABV.
Anyways, both Scotch and Scottish ales are pure swill. My brother loves them. He loves what he faggily refers to as "big beers". Gawd what a homo. That shit ain't beer. At least "flower milk", aka IPA or regular pale ale I suppose, is actual beer.
I know "if it's not Scottish, It's Crap!" But still. -
Pacific Inn
Guinness is what I drink when I'm starting to seriously worry about both my liver and BMI but still want to have four beers. It's awesome.chuck said:
I love Guiness. It's a pretty light, low alcohol "big beer" (dark beer), and thus my faggy brother doesn't like it.TurdBomber said:
Then how would you classify Guiness, Scottie?chuck said:
I forget. I'm either 1/4 or 1/8 Scottish. There's some blurring of the lines back in the 12th-14th centuries.YellowSnow said:
As a guysm who is 1/8 Scots, let me tell you this: Scottish ale is some thick, syruppy, undrinkable sludge.TurdBomber said:
Delicious Scotch Ale, brewed near Gorst. Unbeatable.
Perfect for Dive bars hovering along at 9.2% ABV.
Anyways, both Scotch and Scottish ales are pure swill. My brother loves them. He loves what he faggily refers to as "big beers". Gawd what a homo. That shit ain't beer. At least "flower milk", aka IPA or regular pale ale I suppose, is actual beer.
I know "if it's not Scottish, It's Crap!" But still. -
The RimRock in lake city. $2 tip on first drink and rest of the night was heavy pours.
I vaguely remember one night that included a table top singing of the Korean national anthem with an ex Korean colonel.
Green lantern in wallingford. Give you. 2 pitchers of beer for each 6 month AA token you had. Knew their market. -
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The Rez
Great call on the Alki Tavern. Many many nights I crawled out of there on my lips.TurdBomber said:No love for the Alki Tavern or the Moon Temple Cocktail Lounge.
Bunch of North End Provincials on these boreds. Not even the Buckaroo.
What's wrong with you people?
That said, I was in the Blue Moon once with a hot lady friend who asked the bartender for a cleann ashtray, whereupon the gray haired dude grabbed the ashtray, dumped it on the floor, and tossed it back onto the table.
Now that's a fucking Dive for ya. -
The Rez
You just saying The Junction got me warm and fuzzy. Easy Street. Good tims. Why did Seattle have to become such a shithole?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I’m very much a West Seattle guy so all my choices are West Seattle centric.
The Alki Tavern might’ve been my favorite all tim dive bar.
Pogies is somehow still in business despite massive gentrification in the junction.
I always The 5 Point was quite the dive bar.
And lastly, there’s a place called BeeZees in the Burien/Des Moines/Seatac area. -
The RezBest thread in Yella Shoppe in months.
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The RezFRANNY
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The Duchess
HurtfulSwaye said:Best thread in Yella Shoppe in months.
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Pacific Inn
Well then queef something out of that twat of yours!Swaye said:Best thread in Yella Shoppe in months.
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They still sweep and clean in the Junction. For now.Swaye said:
You just saying The Junction got me warm and fuzzy. Easy Street. Good tims. Why did Seattle have to become such a shithole?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I’m very much a West Seattle guy so all my choices are West Seattle centric.
The Alki Tavern might’ve been my favorite all tim dive bar.
Pogies is somehow still in business despite massive gentrification in the junction.
I always The 5 Point was quite the dive bar.
And lastly, there’s a place called BeeZees in the Burien/Des Moines/Seatac area.
Until Faggot Inslee shuts it down completely. -
The Rez
Haven't been to the Junction in many many years, but had some great tims there back in the day. Seattle was such a cool fucking city man 20-30 years ago.TurdBomber said:
They still sweep and clean in the Junction. For now.Swaye said:
You just saying The Junction got me warm and fuzzy. Easy Street. Good tims. Why did Seattle have to become such a shithole?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I’m very much a West Seattle guy so all my choices are West Seattle centric.
The Alki Tavern might’ve been my favorite all tim dive bar.
Pogies is somehow still in business despite massive gentrification in the junction.
I always The 5 Point was quite the dive bar.
And lastly, there’s a place called BeeZees in the Burien/Des Moines/Seatac area.
Until Faggot Inslee shuts it down completely. -
F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....Before they closed my wife and I spent A LOT of time in Jimmy Woo's Jade Pagoda. The best juke box in town, when they still filled them with albums. Stiff drinks, cheap beer, no windows. You could go in at 1pm and stay until close and it was like a time warp. Easy place to destroy a day off and spend all your spare cash. I proposed to my wife in front of a boarded up Jimmy Woo's and we named our German Shepard/Samoyed Jade in honor of our damaged livers.
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Worked across the street at Boondock's for awhile. Waitstaff was gay AF, but the Cornish student hostesses were young, beautiful, horny and willing.theknowledge said:Before they closed my wife and I spent A LOT of time in Jimmy Woo's Jade Pagoda. The best juke box in town, when they still filled them with albums. Stiff drinks, cheap beer, no windows. You could go in at 1pm and stay until close and it was like a time warp. Easy place to destroy a day off and spend all your spare cash. I proposed to my wife in front of a boarded up Jimmy Woo's and we named our German Shepard/Samoyed Jade in honor of our damaged livers.
Abundant daddy issues. Literally a gift from God. -
The Duchess
Do you know how many queefs I had to let fly to get this place up and running? Lotta twat blood, sweat and tears.1to392831weretaken said:
Well then queef something out of that twat of yours!Swaye said:Best thread in Yella Shoppe in months.
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The Duchess
Downtown Seattle circa 1995 was da bombSwaye said:
Haven't been to the Junction in many many years, but had some great tims there back in the day. Seattle was such a cool fucking city man 20-30 years ago.TurdBomber said:
They still sweep and clean in the Junction. For now.Swaye said:
You just saying The Junction got me warm and fuzzy. Easy Street. Good tims. Why did Seattle have to become such a shithole?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I’m very much a West Seattle guy so all my choices are West Seattle centric.
The Alki Tavern might’ve been my favorite all tim dive bar.
Pogies is somehow still in business despite massive gentrification in the junction.
I always The 5 Point was quite the dive bar.
And lastly, there’s a place called BeeZees in the Burien/Des Moines/Seatac area.
Until Faggot Inslee shuts it down completely. -
F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....You missed the two Roanokes, not related.
Roanoke Park Place
@Fishpo31
https://www.roanokeseattle.com/
The Roanoke Inn
https://theroanokeinn.com/
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I thought this was the Seattle's Gayest Dive Bar thread.
Is that why no taint-licking is under discussion? -
The DuchessBennyBeaver said:
You missed the two Roanokes, not related.
Roanoke Park Place
@Fishpo31
https://www.roanokeseattle.com/
The Roanoke Inn
https://theroanokeinn.com/
Mercer Island dive bar authority guy…BennyBeaver said:You missed the two Roanokes, not related.
Roanoke Park Place
@Fishpo31
https://www.roanokeseattle.com/
The Roanoke Inn
https://theroanokeinn.com/ -
The Duchess
Miss of the Roanoke was acknowledged on Page 1 by me. Try to keep up, G.BennyBeaver said:You missed the two Roanokes, not related.
Roanoke Park Place
@Fishpo31
https://www.roanokeseattle.com/
The Roanoke Inn
https://theroanokeinn.com/
Great place. Been there infinity of times. -
Swannie died last year. He spent the last several years in Roslyn/Cle Elum, where I'd see him at the Brick, wearing his "Hillman City Boxing Gym" jacket and helping out like a busboy as Alzheimers slowly took him out. Sad ending for a funny, gritty true-Seattleite original who used to yell at the cops in his restaurant to get off their asses when a homeless vagrant would come inside and harass customers.Fishpo31 said:Shout out to the original Swannies, where the old school beisbol dudes did their post-game drinking, Kingdome version.
Edit: 2 other also-rans...the Roanoke down the end of 10th, and the Korthaus in Phinney Ridge (RIP)... -
The Blue MoonRoanoke Inn was too classy - when I hung out with the rich bitches from MI it was the Islander.
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F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....
Nothing cooler than hanging out on Mercer Island amongst a crowd of yuppy Microsoft employees.YellowSnow said:
Miss of the Roanoke was acknowledged on Page 1 by me. Try to keep up, G.BennyBeaver said:You missed the two Roanokes, not related.
Roanoke Park Place
@Fishpo31
https://www.roanokeseattle.com/
The Roanoke Inn
https://theroanokeinn.com/
Great place. Been there infinity of times. -
F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off....Swaye said:
You just saying The Junction got me warm and fuzzy. Easy Street. Good tims. Why did Seattle have to become such a shithole?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I’m very much a West Seattle guy so all my choices are West Seattle centric.
The Alki Tavern might’ve been my favorite all tim dive bar.
Pogies is somehow still in business despite massive gentrification in the junction.
I always The 5 Point was quite the dive bar.
And lastly, there’s a place called BeeZees in the Burien/Des Moines/Seatac area.
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The Duchess
I’ve never consumed a beer on Mercer Island, ever.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Nothing cooler than hanging out on Mercer Island amongst a crowd of yuppy Microsoft employees.YellowSnow said:
Miss of the Roanoke was acknowledged on Page 1 by me. Try to keep up, G.BennyBeaver said:You missed the two Roanokes, not related.
Roanoke Park Place
@Fishpo31
https://www.roanokeseattle.com/
The Roanoke Inn
https://theroanokeinn.com/
Great place. Been there infinity of times.
