My wife and I are not no speaking terms anymore. Is this a problem?
Signed,
I think I'm happy.
Dear ITIH,
Yes and no. On one hand, honest communication is the cornerstone of any healthy relationship. Then again, she’s probably just as sick of listening to the drivel that comes out of your mouth - so silence may be a good thing.
How do I convince my wife to engage in anal sex? Should I just go out and buy a strap-on dildo or should we discuss it first?
Signed,
Trying to peg this thing in Maltby
Dear TTPTTIM,
There are various logistical issues to consider before you and your wife begin your pegging journey. Yes, talk it over first to iron out these details. Oh, and buy lots of water based lube. Trust me on this.
How do I convince my wife to engage in anal sex? Should I just go out and buy a strap-on dildo or should we discuss it first?
Signed,
Trying to peg this thing in Maltby
Dear TTPTTIM,
There are various logistical issues to consider before you and your wife begin your pegging journey. Yes, talk it over first to iron out these details. Oh, and buy lots of water based lube. Trust me on this.
How do I convince my wife to engage in anal sex? Should I just go out and buy a strap-on dildo or should we discuss it first?
Signed,
Trying to peg this thing in Maltby
Dear TTPTTIM,
There are various logistical issues to consider before you and your wife begin your pegging journey. Yes, talk it over first to iron out these details. Oh, and buy lots of water based lube. Trust me on this.
I’m worried concerned the Athletic Director at my local college has no idea what she’s doing. Does that make me a misogynist?
Signed,
Fan of Big Sloppies
Dear FOBS,
Do you hate this athletic director? If the answer is no, then you are not a misogynist. But you might be a sexist pig for objectifying her and insinuating she’s incapable of doing her job because of her gender.
How do I convince my wife to engage in anal sex? Should I just go out and buy a strap-on dildo or should we discuss it first?
Signed,
Trying to peg this thing in Maltby
Dear TTPTTIM,
There are various logistical issues to consider before you and your wife begin your pegging journey. Yes, talk it over first to iron out these details. Oh, and buy lots of water based lube. Trust me on this.
While I’m not familiar with your financial circumstances or those of your friend, I suspect by the wording of your question this @Swaye has something you lack: balls.
So grow a pair, whip out your credit card, and buy what you want.
Life has been rough for me in recent years. I've had many friends inexplicably off themselves for no reason. They leave my place wearing a jaunty vest to never come back. I started wondering if it had something to do with me? Am I driving them to the point of not wanting to live any more? Makes one start feeling very insecure about his behavior and interaction with others.
That's just my personal life. Work has been no picnic. Some of my competitors have found ways to steal business from me. One of the worst offenders is @Yousef_#1UberDriver and I can't seem to one-up him.
I just want to find happiness at home and success at work.
I like this boy. A lot. I upvote all of his posts on social media, and I gave him my phone number. I even started flirting with another sports writer to make him jealous. Why hasn’t he called? Am I not pretty enough? What am I doing wrong?
I know another person already discussed an Uber driver but I'm concerned for my safety when I call Uber. I believe in the separation of church and state and also in the separation of religion and ride sharing but my driver keeps repeating Allah Akbar. When I asked him to stop, he just says death to infidels. Am I the infidel in this situation? Should I consider using @tap1thur29weretaken ride share platform instead?
Uber tolerant of all religions unless they want me to die in Gorst
While I’m not familiar with your financial circumstances or those of your friend, I suspect by the wording of your question this @Swaye has something you lack: balls.
So grow a pair, whip out your credit card, and buy what you want.
@HardcoreAnnLanders for years I’ve tried pick up line suggestions found by the pussyslayers on this bored but have ‘struck out’ (baseball reference on a football board! ) every time. What am I doing wrong??
Life has been rough for me in recent years. I've had many friends inexplicably off themselves for no reason. They leave my place wearing a jaunty vest to never come back. I started wondering if it had something to do with me? Am I driving them to the point of not wanting to live any more? Makes one start feeling very insecure about his behavior and interaction with others.
That's just my personal life. Work has been no picnic. Some of my competitors have found ways to steal business from me. One of the worst offenders is @Yousef_#1UberDriver and I can't seem to one-up him.
I just want to find happiness at home and success at work.
Any advice would be welcome.
Signed,
Seeking Happiness In Tehran
Dear SHIT,
I’m sorry to hear about the loss of your friends to suicide. It’s a public health crisis that is terrorizing the world, especially in the West. To lose someone you care about in that way makes it feel like a bomb has gone off, and your world is obliterated.
Editor’s Note, if you or anyone you know has thoughts of harming themselves, please call 800-273-8255.
We can never know why so many great guys take their lives. Maybe they felt uncomfortable with their sexuality. Who’s to say?
What’s important is to stop thinking so much about external things, and turn your attention inward. For example, maybe stop being such a shitty driver. By focusing on things that under your control you’ll not only find a renewed sense of self worth, but also maybe get the success at work you desire.
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I suspect Mr. Beaver has nothing to do with how he was raised. Sometimes people are just morons.
My wife and I are not no speaking terms anymore. Is this a problem?
Signed,
I think I'm happy.
How do I convince my wife to engage in anal sex? Should I just go out and buy a strap-on dildo or should we discuss it first?
Signed,
Trying to peg this thing in Maltby
If your wife lets you watch, then no. But if you’re completely left out of this ménage à trois, accept the fact you’re a complete cuck.
I’m worried concerned the Athletic Director at my local college has no idea what she’s doing. Does that make me a misogynist?
Signed,
Fan of Big Sloppies
Yes and no. On one hand, honest communication is the cornerstone of any healthy relationship. Then again, she’s probably just as sick of listening to the drivel that comes out of your mouth - so silence may be a good thing.
There are various logistical issues to consider before you and your wife begin your pegging journey. Yes, talk it over first to iron out these details. Oh, and buy lots of water based lube. Trust me on this.
Do you hate this athletic director? If the answer is no, then you are not a misogynist. But you might be a sexist pig for objectifying her and insinuating she’s incapable of doing her job because of her gender.
Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words:
Life has been rough for me in recent years. I've had many friends inexplicably off themselves for no reason. They leave my place wearing a jaunty vest to never come back. I started wondering if it had something to do with me? Am I driving them to the point of not wanting to live any more? Makes one start feeling very insecure about his behavior and interaction with others.
That's just my personal life. Work has been no picnic. Some of my competitors have found ways to steal business from me. One of the worst offenders is @Yousef_#1UberDriver and I can't seem to one-up him.
I just want to find happiness at home and success at work.
Any advice would be welcome.
Signed,
Seeking Happiness In Tehran
I like this boy. A lot. I upvote all of his posts on social media, and I gave him my phone number. I even started flirting with another sports writer to make him jealous. Why hasn’t he called? Am I not pretty enough? What am I doing wrong?
Signed,
Without a Beau in Bellevue
I know another person already discussed an Uber driver but I'm concerned for my safety when I call Uber. I believe in the separation of church and state and also in the separation of religion and ride sharing but my driver keeps repeating Allah Akbar. When I asked him to stop, he just says death to infidels. Am I the infidel in this situation? Should I consider using @tap1thur29weretaken ride share platform instead?
Uber tolerant of all religions unless they want me to die in Gorst
I'm looking for a hard hitting Christmas gift selection for the Mrs. Can you think of anything?
Sincerely,
good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper.
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I’m sorry to hear about the loss of your friends to suicide. It’s a public health crisis that is terrorizing the world, especially in the West. To lose someone you care about in that way makes it feel like a bomb has gone off, and your world is obliterated.
Editor’s Note, if you or anyone you know has thoughts of harming themselves, please call 800-273-8255.
We can never know why so many great guys take their lives. Maybe they felt uncomfortable with their sexuality. Who’s to say?
What’s important is to stop thinking so much about external things, and turn your attention inward. For example, maybe stop being such a shitty driver. By focusing on things that under your control you’ll not only find a renewed sense of self worth, but also maybe get the success at work you desire.