New Hardcore Husky advice column

DerekJohnson

HardcoreAnnLanders said:

Dear Stalin,

Thank you for the introduction. While my advice is in no way a substitute for that of a trained mental healthcare professional, I’m more than happy to use my 47 years of experience dealing with the most inane questions to help these fucktards get their pathetic lives back on track.

Swaye

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders

There is this girl I really like. She's really sexy, witty, smart, and stylish. I've been stalking her for several years. She has had me arrested a few tims, but I'm pretty sure that is how she flirts. She also got a restraining order against me, which I of course saw as moving our relationship into the foreplay category. I was going through her trash last week, and noticed she recently got a concealed carry permit. This turn of events made me quite happy. Our relationship is elevating in her mind I'm sure of it. I do not want you to think all is rosy in our relationship however. I was tracking her movements via a GPS device I installed under her car, and noticed recently it kept going to the same place. So I followed her, keeping 500 yards separation of course like any good court ordered boyfriend would, and she ended up in some bushes outside of someones house, peering into the windows. I hacked the DMV servers to figure out it's some guy named Vorel. Is our love doomed?

The King of the Camelot Trailer Court

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

huskyhooligan said:

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders

I've organized a few Hardcore Husky Orgies, and the only people to come are @Yousef_#1UberDriver @alopeciadawg and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover This led to some disappointment as Yousef was easily too hairy for alopecia, and alopecia not hair enough for Yousef. Fetters was there for the complimentary nacho bar and pegging tutorial. How can I garner more interest for the Hardcore Husky Orgy™?

Sincerely
I should have used water based lube during the tutorial

It’s true. I came.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,

I’m a big fan (literally and figuratively) of nachos. Most of the Mexican restaurants in my town have all you can eat buffets but sadly, it appears word of my love for nachos has gotten around. I’ve apparently been banned from the lunch buffets. Was it wrong for me to eat all the nachos while going through the line? How do I explain to the restaurant owners that I will be more respectful of other customers?

Longing for Nachos

DerekJohnson

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders

I feel concerned about the trajectory of Husky Football right now. Should I be all in?

BCoveysLifeInsPolicy

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Many of the people I hang out with online are 35-and-older men who like to stalk teen bois and post about it on their degenerate message bored. Is this something I should be concerned about, or should I join in the fun?

Regards,

Hitchhiking in Enumclaw

huskyhooligan

tap1thur29weretaken said:

huskyhooligan said:

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders

I've organized a few Hardcore Husky Orgies, and the only people to come are @Yousef_#1UberDriver @alopeciadawg and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover This led to some disappointment as Yousef was easily too hairy for alopecia, and alopecia not hair enough for Yousef. Fetters was there for the complimentary nacho bar and pegging tutorial. How can I garner more interest for the Hardcore Husky Orgy™?

Sincerely
I should have used water based lube during the tutorial

Mr. Hooligan, I do not understand this. This @Yousef_#1UberDriver clown lies in utter viciousness yet you invite him to message board festivities.

Know that he is a lie. If you are standing by Yousef, it is only to stab him in the heart with your venomous dagger!

Believe me I was trying to stab him with my at times poisonus (thanks penicillin) with my dagger. And he liked it. I'm too hairy as well for alopecia.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Doog_de_Jour said:

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,

I like this boy. A lot. I upvote all of his posts on social media, and I gave him my phone number. I even started flirting with another sports writer to make him jealous. Why hasn’t he called? Am I not pretty enough? What am I doing wrong?

Signed,

Without a Beau in Bellevue

Doog de Jour

I'm a little jealous. Who is this writer?

alopeciadawg

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

huskyhooligan said:

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders

I've organized a few Hardcore Husky Orgies, and the only people to come are @Yousef_#1UberDriver @alopeciadawg and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover This led to some disappointment as Yousef was easily too hairy for alopecia, and alopecia not hair enough for Yousef. Fetters was there for the complimentary nacho bar and pegging tutorial. How can I garner more interest for the Hardcore Husky Orgy™?

Sincerely
I should have used water based lube during the tutorial

It’s true. I came.

I was impressed.

Doog_de_Jour

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,

I like this boy. A lot. I upvote all of his posts on social media, and I gave him my phone number. I even started flirting with another sports writer to make him jealous. Why hasn’t he called? Am I not pretty enough? What am I doing wrong?

Signed,

Without a Beau in Bellevue

Doog de Jour

I'm a little jealous. Who is this writer?