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New Hardcore Husky advice column
DerekJohnson
Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 64,027 
The politics of 2020, Covid-19 and the John Donovan hire have presented challenging times for the posters on this website. Multiple people have reached out to me looking for help with their mental health issues. After several minutes of sending PMs and organizing, we have come up with a Hardcore Husky advice column. Please welcome @HardcoreAnnLanders. Feel free to ask her any questions you like and she will put her degree in fashion design to good use.
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Thank you for the introduction. While my advice is in no way a substitute for that of a trained mental healthcare professional, I’m more than happy to use my 47 years of experience dealing with the most inane questions to help these fucktards get their pathetic lives back on track.
What will it take for Pumpeii the Great to return?
TIA.
My thingie itches.
TYIA,
Grumble.
Do you have any dieting advice for a man with a slight obesity problem?
Sincerely,
I love nachos but they don’t love me back
While I’m not familiar with your financial circumstances or those of your friend, I suspect by the wording of your question this @Swaye has something you lack: balls.
So grow a pair, whip out your credit card, and buy what you want.
Are you willing to post pics of your boobs in the Wam?
Sincerely,
Lonely guy in mom’s basement
That is not a question - and you are behaving rather rudely to Mr. Johnson’s honored guest.
Not knowing the exact circumstances of Mr. Pumpeii’s departure, I cannot say, but I’m willing to guess that you fucked up somehow and should apologize.
Should I be concerned that the head coach of my favorite team is over his head because he hired the assistant to the running backs coach of a shitty NFL team as his offensive coordinator or was that merely a diamond in the rough kind of hire?
Sincerely,
Doog in denial
Better?
That's two questions for you, Miss!
I am not a medical doctor, but I suspect your “thingie” is infected with some undiagnosed STD that you acquired at a local bathhouse or truck stop glory hole. Please contact your primary care physician for treatment.
Why is Benny Beaver such a worthless poster? Mother issues?
There is no such thing as “slight obesity”, either you’re a fat fuck or you’re not. Most overeating is triggered by stress or an inability to deal with one’s emotions. You might want to consider limiting your time spent on the internet, particularly any sites that follow middling west coast college football teams.
No.
Yes. The fish rots from the head down as they say. If this coach cannot hire talented coordinators, your favorite team is incredibly fucked.
And I have two answers:
No.
No.
My wife has expressed interest in threesome but only if I am not a part of it. Should I be concerned?