SUPER BOWL: Same Sex Marriage During Half-time Show

death2ducks

During the half-time show at the Super Bowl, Bruno Mars will officiate a same-sex marriage ceremony while performing one of his earlier hit songs, “Marry You.” Although the identities of the same-sex couple have not been revealed, there is widespread speculation that one of the partners is a gay NFL player.

I am really fucking tired of this shit.

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oregonblitzkrieg

Does this surprise you? Vote it in and they will come...for your music awards, for your futbol, for your Olympics, for your freedom of opinion...

allpurpleallgold

I think it's pretty neat.

Swaye

If we start getting interior design commercials instead of funny beer commercials, then I am OUT!

[Deleted User]

Watching this marriage will give you the gay. Think of the children.

MikeDamone

They should have a dude sucking a cock. Let's get right down to it.

Swaye

Do you think the gays will have to have ID's?

PurpleBaze

death2ducks said:

Although the identities of the same-sex couple have not been revealed, there is widespread speculation that one of the partners is a gay NFL player.

Aaron Rodgers finally coming out in style!

MikeDamone

Swaye said:

Do you think the gays will have to have ID's?

They already do I think. I know I can ID a lesbian pretty easily. I think they all go to the same barber.

RaceBannon

I hate having religion shoved in my face during the Super Bowl

DeepPurple

I read one of them is a very buff exotic dancer that goes by the stage name... Clydesdale... Budweiser will be signing him up for an endorsement.

SpoonieLuv

That website is like The Onion after getting hit on the head with a folding chair.

[Deleted User]

MikeDamone said:

They should have a citrus soiree. Let's get right down to it.

bananasnblondes

Hopefully Macklemore will be there. Not only did he singlehandedly win the NFC Championship for the Seahawks by performing at halftime but he also made gay marriage legal with that song

tracker

RaceBannon said:

I hate having religion women's basketball shoved in my face during the Super Bowl

Fixed that for ya.

SandyHooker

PurpleJ

Do it in Sochi and then pop off!

TierbsHsotBoobs

If @DerekJohnson wasn't such a Nazi, I would drop lemons in this thread.

CuntWaffle

Do we get a honeymoon cam so we can watch them fuck all night too? Christ this really is a Seattle Super Bowl.

MikeDamone

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

If @DerekJohnson wasn't such a Nazi, I would drop lemons in this thread.

Goodwin's law is alive and well.

death2ducks

It's just the NFL reaching around to its gay market.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=P2vkiLHiTcY