I've met several of y'all and a couple would probably even admit it. All were ancient history though. And, taint much to brag about but I guess I went to high school with Grundle.
However...that moment when you realize the guy you bought an 81% WAM subscription for doesn't have you on the list of who he wants to meet...
I didn’t even make a list... if I did I was drunk.
Edit: Oh, I see now. How ever can I make this up to you?
We didn't meet but I've been in audience of @MelloDawg and his mellophone. I was stuck hosting some pals from outta town who insisted on seeing the Sounders, so we scarfed the fuck up and tandem-biked our way to the stadium. He had doxxed the fuck out of himself all over hhb so when I heard the live music in the street, I had to go look. It was funny, I thought about making it memorable for each of us but just chuckled to myself and was then bored af for the next 2 hours
I'm sure I could have a great time with all of the popular kids on this bored. It would be amusing to be in the presence of @RaceBannon, @Sven, and I'd love to get roasted by @MikeDamone
I remember back when I used to like meeting people.
I don’t know what happened, but now it seems like a lot of work. I have to fight traffic, put on a mask, order up a shitty tasting beverage, and pretend that someone next to me likes the same shit I do.
If anyone wants to drive to Tacoma and talk about Husky football and asian pussy, then hit me up.
Other than that, I’m just trying to hide until I can retire and move out of this country so I can trade my dollars in for baht.
right behind you brother. I'd still have a Bulleit or two (or three...) with you if you'd ever text me before you arrived.
I remember back when I used to like meeting people.
I don’t know what happened, but now it seems like a lot of work. I have to fight traffic, put on a mask, order up a shitty tasting beverage, and pretend that someone next to me likes the same shit I do.
If anyone wants to drive to Tacoma and talk about Husky football and asian pussy, then hit me up.
Other than that, I’m just trying to hide until I can retire and move out of this country so I can trade my dollars in for baht.
UP resident. Name the place.
The fact that you know my username and want me to name the place is stunning.
I remember back when I used to like meeting people.
I don’t know what happened, but now it seems like a lot of work. I have to fight traffic, put on a mask, order up a shitty tasting beverage, and pretend that someone next to me likes the same shit I do.
If anyone wants to drive to Tacoma and talk about Husky football and asian pussy, then hit me up.
Other than that, I’m just trying to hide until I can retire and move out of this country so I can trade my dollars in for baht.
right behind you brother. I'd still have a Bulleit or two (or three...) with you if you'd ever text me before you arrived.
I remember back when I used to like meeting people.
I don’t know what happened, but now it seems like a lot of work. I have to fight traffic, put on a mask, order up a shitty tasting beverage, and pretend that someone next to me likes the same shit I do.
If anyone wants to drive to Tacoma and talk about Husky football and asian pussy, then hit me up.
Other than that, I’m just trying to hide until I can retire and move out of this country so I can trade my dollars in for baht.
UP resident. Name the place.
The fact that you know my username and want me to name the place is stunning.
ApplebeesDawg weeps
If the UP Applebee’s hires a bunch of slutty looking cocktail waitresses, great. Until then...it’s $5 Coors Lights at you-know-where.
I remember back when I used to like meeting people.
I don’t know what happened, but now it seems like a lot of work. I have to fight traffic, put on a mask, order up a shitty tasting beverage, and pretend that someone next to me likes the same shit I do.
If anyone wants to drive to Tacoma and talk about Husky football and asian pussy, then hit me up.
Other than that, I’m just trying to hide until I can retire and move out of this country so I can trade my dollars in for baht.
UP resident. Name the place.
The fact that you know my username and want me to name the place is stunning.
ApplebeesDawg weeps
If the UP Applebee’s hires a bunch of slutty looking cocktail waitresses, great. Until then...it’s $5 Coors Lights at you-know-where.
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Edit: Oh, I see now. How ever can I make this up to you?
I'm sure I could have a great time with all of the popular kids on this bored. It would be amusing to be in the presence of @RaceBannon, @Sven, and I'd love to get roasted by @MikeDamone
Swaye - He could get me connected to the local higher-end brothels.
DNC - He's seems like my brother from another mother.
Race - So I can ask him if those stories about Moses are true.
Gladstone - His taste in avatars makes me think we'd get along.
GaryFromTeenMom - Best handle on the site, and it isn't close.
PLSS - I think he makes everyone's list.
Actually, It's probably easier to make a list of people I wouldn't want to meet
I'd like to meet @PurpleThrobber and @RaceBannon
I'd push pumpy down stadium stairs.
I have met five of you so far at this past Summer's Circle Jerk / meet up at the Pizza Coop
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