Since goddamn Vanilla doesn’t respect my new notification settings I kept getting bombarded by emails about this thread. So, I might as well take a break from sweeping up glass at the Bravern Omega Boutique (don’t worry @YellowSnow, the looters didn’t get much - #softbellevuerioters - your Constellation bracelet will be fixed by Friday) to say thank you for your kind comments.
Hopefully when this quarantine is over there will be other tailgates/gatherings so I can meet more of your wives you.
She is risen!
Just to manage expectations, I’m still going to be on sabbatical for a little while. But don’t worry, Rowboat, I will return.
I actually asked @Baseman if he was @Dennis_DeYoung because he was standing under the pop up tent at the Rose Bowl tailgate looking like he was in charge of it all. He also had on the best t-shirt ever.
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."
One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."
One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
Pics of daughter though? I elected not to (trying to be classy), but shes who I was going to list in this thread.
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."
One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
Man I love people who get drunk and start randomly hitting me.That's always fun.
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."
One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
Man I love people who get drunk and start randomly hitting me.That's always fun.
It's tradition. Get onboard with it and embrace it. I retaliate now and he flinches...even when he's drunk.
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."
One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
Man I love people who get drunk and start randomly hitting me.That's always fun.
It's tradition. Get onboard with it and embrace it. I retaliate now and he flinches...even when he's drunk.
By retaliate do you mean strike back? Or fake a punch?
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."
One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
I’m offended that I received no chops to the chest. @WoolleyDoog was there and didn’t take any bumps as well.
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."
One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
To be fair after the Oregon game I didn’t want to remember the rest of the year.
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."
One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
Man I love people who get drunk and start randomly hitting me.That's always fun.
It's tradition. Get onboard with it and embrace it. I retaliate now and he flinches...even when he's drunk.
Seems the word got out that @dnc offers amazing BJs. Having met him in person I can attest to the rumors and all that is said about him here and offline.
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."
One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
If this is done simultaneously with a Ric Flair Woooo, I'll allow it. Hell I'll even welcome it.
Seems the word got out that @dnc offers amazing BJs. Having met him in person I can attest to the rumors and all that is said about him here and offline.
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I actually asked @Baseman if he was @Dennis_DeYoung because he was standing under the pop up tent at the Rose Bowl tailgate looking like he was in charge of it all. He also had on the best t-shirt ever.
I've looked up to DB Cooper for a long ass tim.
Easy call.
@Baseman
Thanks in advance for all the Ts and Ps.
My DM.c free bored, HHB and Pit OGs who I've cyber known for a decade and a half or more like @allpurpleallgold, @pawz, @RaceBannon, @ThomasFremont, @greenblood, @salemcoog, @Gladstone (still want to know what your handle was in those days), @huskyhooligan, @iDawg, @Meek, @dennisdeyoung @Cokegreaterthanpepsi, @mrspetersen, the Delridge homey @Cfetters_Nacho_Lover, @AIRWOLF, @mooser42, @koopdog, @Cheerswestdawg, @chuck, @purplethrobber, @dflea, @creepycoog, @wilburhookshands (can't specifically verify he's an OG but he has to be), @tequilla, @jecornel, @MadSon, @MisterEm, @BearsWiin, @dardanus, @dtd, @AZDuck, @NESnake12, @edwinbambino, @ntxduck, @Firemarshallbill, @FremontTroll, @Tommysqc, and @pupplylovesugarsteel.
It would be a true blessing to meet @guntlove.
Then there's my HH legends like @DerekJohnson, @RoadDawg55, @GrundleStiltzkin, @Swaye (I know him in a biblical sense just not in a literal sense), @Doogles, @purpleJ, @uw_doog_bot, @yellowsnow, @Doog_de_jour, @purplebaze, @spoonieluv, @GreenRiverGatorz, @extraChrisB, @rapeculturedawg, @Doogcourics, @laocoon, @woof, @rustysavage, @89ute, @1to3whateverthefuckthenumbersare, @RatherBeBrewing, @cuntwaffle, and @williams3.
That's everyone I can think of. I'm sure I forgot someone unintentionally.
Or maybe you just suck.
One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
Can you take him? Is there a 7-11 nearby?
@WoolleyDoog was there and didn’t take any bumps as well.
I’ve met @Kim_Grinolds, @cfetters, @coachnews, @dawgeatduck, @Dawgs4ever, @ttownjerry, @houstonhusky, and the degenerates that stalked Mora with a cake as well. So I guess that’s not saying much. I know I’m missing more but whatever. Can’t expect me to get it all right when I’m looting the Aurora Ave 7-11.