Have you truly met anyone unless you've had sex with them? In that case I haven't met anyone here. Would be open to truly meeting all of you. I can be found at the wild rose on Thursdays and Cuff on Fridays. I'll be the guy in a 90s Husky starters jacket in the second stall.
Shooting for HH most masturbatory circle jerk of all tim with this thread?
I'm In!
Met a shit load of you at the tailgate while serving up the bacon wrapped hot dogs. Sorry not sorry, not going to list all of them.
Notable notables(for better or worse) I've met:
@YellowSnow has actually been to my house and lil' yella piss has interacted with the algorithm for doog bot 2.0. Negotiations for a dowry to produce a new Scandinavian super d1 athlete breeding stock are under way. Expect a sweep in of gold medals in volleyball, womens' basketball, and 100m sprints by lil' doog bot alpha v2.1 in 2068.
@backthepack destroyed my bathroom on the rose bowel. It still smells vaguely of weed, mcD's, spooge, and sorrow.
@Baseman's paid agent went off as planned at the rose bowel. The real baseman contacted me via voice over vpn and had me arrange a group of hollywood actors to portray a normal UW family. The Jack Cobra Browning shirt was delivered by air drop flyover mere hours beforehand.
@Tequilla is a ton more likable and grounded in real life. I suspect he knows this of his online persona and likes it that way.
@Gladstone very graciously did not swindle me out of my money after the rose bowl. One UW sweatshirt totally worth it!
@LaMichael_Corleone dosed me but didn't have the common courtesy to take advantage of me after that. Online drama aside he seems like a really nice dude who is caught up in way too many online takes. Beach walks prescribed.
@Doog_de_Jour cool as a cucumber in person too. Also, gazangas, that is all.
Some TOP performers I'd like to meet
@Swaye and I are pen pal lovers like in the days of Injun wars. Definitely past dew for a meet and greet where we swap wives in the traditional style.
@dnc is probably just as polite and affable in person as he is on the boards and over the phone. Would love to punch him in the face and end the cycle of bullying.
@RaceBannon has stood me up a number of tims now. Would cover the tab just to have a sit down and laugh about all the idiots in the tug with him and @MikeDamone who has told me that I don't suck.
If @GrundleStiltzkin is in fact a real person I'm not sure how a conversation with two autistic faggot hollowmen would actually go but I would like to find out.
@DerekJohnson would probably be a lot less perturbed by me if we met in person I feel like, or maybe not, maybe he'd be ready to burn me with fire.
@PurpleBaze sends me threatening terrorist pictures of guns and ammo. Will go shooting with him and @HoustonHusky anytime.
@WilburHooksHands seems like he'd be good to catch a game with in that, I'm an internet weirdo but at least I'll have someone to sit with kind of way.
Probably more but whatever, either poast moar or poast better or poast worse if you didn't make the list. I'll pretty much meet anyone from here because I'm not afraid of internet weirdos on a football forum and unlike some of you I learned the difference between real life and an internet forum.
Shooting for HH most masturbatory circle jerk of all tim with this thread?
I'm In!
Met a shit load of you at the tailgate while serving up the bacon wrapped hot dogs. Sorry not sorry, not going to list all of them.
Notable notables(for better or worse) I've met:
@YellowSnow has actually been to my house and lil' yella piss has interacted with the algorithm for doog bot 2.0. Negotiations for a dowry to produce a new Scandinavian super d1 athlete breeding stock are under way. Expect a sweep in of gold medals in volleyball, womens' basketball, and 100m sprints by lil' doog bot alpha v2.1 in 2068.
@backthepack destroyed my bathroom on the rose bowel. It still smells vaguely of weed, mcD's, spooge, and sorrow.
@Baseman's paid agent went off as planned at the rose bowel. The real baseman contacted me via voice over vpn and had me arrange a group of hollywood actors to portray a normal UW family. The Jack Cobra Browning shirt was delivered by air drop flyover mere hours beforehand.
@Tequilla is a ton more likable and grounded in real life. I suspect he knows this of his online persona and likes it that way.
@Gladstone very graciously did not swindle me out of my money after the rose bowl. One UW sweatshirt totally worth it!
@LaMichael_Corleone dosed me but didn't have the common courtesy to take advantage of me after that. Online drama aside he seems like a really nice dude who is caught up in way too many online takes. Beach walks prescribed.
@Doog_de_Jour cool as a cucumber in person too. Also, gazangas, that is all.
Some TOP performers I'd like to meet
@Swaye and I are pen pal lovers like in the days of Injun wars. Definitely past dew for a meet and greet where we swap wives in the traditional style.
@dnc is probably just as polite and affable in person as he is on the boards and over the phone. Would love to punch him in the face and end the cycle of bullying.
@RaceBannon has stood me up a number of tims now. Would cover the tab just to have a sit down and laugh about all the idiots in the tug with him and @MikeDamone who has told me that I don't suck.
If @GrundleStiltzkin is in fact a real person I'm not sure how a conversation with two autistic faggot hollowmen would actually go but I would like to find out.
@DerekJohnson would probably be a lot less perturbed by me if we met in person I feel like, or maybe not, maybe he'd be ready to burn me with fire.
@PurpleBaze sends me threatening terrorist pictures of guns and ammo. Will go shooting with him and @HoustonHusky anytime.
@WilburHooksHands seems like he'd be good to catch a game with in that, I'm an internet weirdo but at least I'll have someone to sit with kind of way.
Probably more but whatever, either poast moar or poast better or poast worse if you didn't make the list. I'll pretty much meet anyone from here because I'm not afraid of internet weirdos on a football forum and unlike some of you I learned the difference between real life and an internet forum.
Great post.
I've got to work on my game to overcome my Cuog! cheese brain and make the big tim list.
Shooting for HH most masturbatory circle jerk of all tim with this thread?
I'm In!
Met a shit load of you at the tailgate while serving up the bacon wrapped hot dogs. Sorry not sorry, not going to list all of them.
Notable notables(for better or worse) I've met:
@YellowSnow has actually been to my house and lil' yella piss has interacted with the algorithm for doog bot 2.0. Negotiations for a dowry to produce a new Scandinavian super d1 athlete breeding stock are under way. Expect a sweep in of gold medals in volleyball, womens' basketball, and 100m sprints by lil' doog bot alpha v2.1 in 2068.
@backthepack destroyed my bathroom on the rose bowel. It still smells vaguely of weed, mcD's, spooge, and sorrow.
@Baseman's paid agent went off as planned at the rose bowel. The real baseman contacted me via voice over vpn and had me arrange a group of hollywood actors to portray a normal UW family. The Jack Cobra Browning shirt was delivered by air drop flyover mere hours beforehand.
@Tequilla is a ton more likable and grounded in real life. I suspect he knows this of his online persona and likes it that way.
@Gladstone very graciously did not swindle me out of my money after the rose bowl. One UW sweatshirt totally worth it!
@LaMichael_Corleone dosed me but didn't have the common courtesy to take advantage of me after that. Online drama aside he seems like a really nice dude who is caught up in way too many online takes. Beach walks prescribed.
@Doog_de_Jour cool as a cucumber in person too. Also, gazangas, that is all.
Some TOP performers I'd like to meet
@Swaye and I are pen pal lovers like in the days of Injun wars. Definitely past dew for a meet and greet where we swap wives in the traditional style.
@dnc is probably just as polite and affable in person as he is on the boards and over the phone. Would love to punch him in the face and end the cycle of bullying.
@RaceBannon has stood me up a number of tims now. Would cover the tab just to have a sit down and laugh about all the idiots in the tug with him and @MikeDamone who has told me that I don't suck.
If @GrundleStiltzkin is in fact a real person I'm not sure how a conversation with two autistic faggot hollowmen would actually go but I would like to find out.
@DerekJohnson would probably be a lot less perturbed by me if we met in person I feel like, or maybe not, maybe he'd be ready to burn me with fire.
@PurpleBaze sends me threatening terrorist pictures of guns and ammo. Will go shooting with him and @HoustonHusky anytime.
@WilburHooksHands seems like he'd be good to catch a game with in that, I'm an internet weirdo but at least I'll have someone to sit with kind of way.
Probably more but whatever, either poast moar or poast better or poast worse if you didn't make the list. I'll pretty much meet anyone from here because I'm not afraid of internet weirdos on a football forum and unlike some of you I learned the difference between real life and an internet forum.
Great post.
I've got to work on my game to overcome my Cuog! cheese brain and make the big tim list.
Shooting for HH most masturbatory circle jerk of all tim with this thread?
I'm In!
Met a shit load of you at the tailgate while serving up the bacon wrapped hot dogs. Sorry not sorry, not going to list all of them.
Notable notables(for better or worse) I've met:
@YellowSnow has actually been to my house and lil' yella piss has interacted with the algorithm for doog bot 2.0. Negotiations for a dowry to produce a new Scandinavian super d1 athlete breeding stock are under way. Expect a sweep in of gold medals in volleyball, womens' basketball, and 100m sprints by lil' doog bot alpha v2.1 in 2068.
@backthepack destroyed my bathroom on the rose bowel. It still smells vaguely of weed, mcD's, spooge, and sorrow.
@Baseman's paid agent went off as planned at the rose bowel. The real baseman contacted me via voice over vpn and had me arrange a group of hollywood actors to portray a normal UW family. The Jack Cobra Browning shirt was delivered by air drop flyover mere hours beforehand.
@Tequilla is a ton more likable and grounded in real life. I suspect he knows this of his online persona and likes it that way.
@Gladstone very graciously did not swindle me out of my money after the rose bowl. One UW sweatshirt totally worth it!
@LaMichael_Corleone dosed me but didn't have the common courtesy to take advantage of me after that. Online drama aside he seems like a really nice dude who is caught up in way too many online takes. Beach walks prescribed.
@Doog_de_Jour cool as a cucumber in person too. Also, gazangas, that is all.
Some TOP performers I'd like to meet
@Swaye and I are pen pal lovers like in the days of Injun wars. Definitely past dew for a meet and greet where we swap wives in the traditional style.
@dnc is probably just as polite and affable in person as he is on the boards and over the phone. Would love to punch him in the face and end the cycle of bullying.
@RaceBannon has stood me up a number of tims now. Would cover the tab just to have a sit down and laugh about all the idiots in the tug with him and @MikeDamone who has told me that I don't suck.
If @GrundleStiltzkin is in fact a real person I'm not sure how a conversation with two autistic faggot hollowmen would actually go but I would like to find out.
@DerekJohnson would probably be a lot less perturbed by me if we met in person I feel like, or maybe not, maybe he'd be ready to burn me with fire.
@PurpleBaze sends me threatening terrorist pictures of guns and ammo. Will go shooting with him and @HoustonHusky anytime.
@WilburHooksHands seems like he'd be good to catch a game with in that, I'm an internet weirdo but at least I'll have someone to sit with kind of way.
Probably more but whatever, either poast moar or poast better or poast worse if you didn't make the list. I'll pretty much meet anyone from here because I'm not afraid of internet weirdos on a football forum and unlike some of you I learned the difference between real life and an internet forum.
Since goddamn Vanilla doesn’t respect my new notification settings I kept getting bombarded by emails about this thread. So, I might as well take a break from sweeping up glass at the Bravern Omega Boutique (don’t worry @YellowSnow, the looters didn’t get much - #softbellevuerioters - your Constellation bracelet will be fixed by Friday) to say thank you for your kind comments.
Hopefully when this quarantine is over there will be other tailgates/gatherings so I can meet more of your wives you.
Since goddamn Vanilla doesn’t respect my new notification settings I kept getting bombarded by emails about this thread. So, I might as well take a break from sweeping up glass at the Bravern Omega Boutique (don’t worry @YellowSnow, the looters didn’t get much - #softbellevuerioters - your Constellation bracelet will be fixed by Friday) to say thank you for your kind comments.
Hopefully when this quarantine is over there will be other tailgates/gatherings so I can meet more of your wives you.
We look forward to meeting you and your wife as well!!!
Since goddamn Vanilla doesn’t respect my new notification settings I kept getting bombarded by emails about this thread. So, I might as well take a break from sweeping up glass at the Bravern Omega Boutique (don’t worry @YellowSnow, the looters didn’t get much - #softbellevuerioters - your Constellation bracelet will be fixed by Friday) to say thank you for your kind comments.
Hopefully when this quarantine is over there will be other tailgates/gatherings so I can meet more of your wives you.
Shooting for HH most masturbatory circle jerk of all tim with this thread?
I'm In!
Met a shit load of you at the tailgate while serving up the bacon wrapped hot dogs. Sorry not sorry, not going to list all of them.
Notable notables(for better or worse) I've met:
@YellowSnow has actually been to my house and lil' yella piss has interacted with the algorithm for doog bot 2.0. Negotiations for a dowry to produce a new Scandinavian super d1 athlete breeding stock are under way. Expect a sweep in of gold medals in volleyball, womens' basketball, and 100m sprints by lil' doog bot alpha v2.1 in 2068.
@backthepack destroyed my bathroom on the rose bowel. It still smells vaguely of weed, mcD's, spooge, and sorrow.
@Baseman's paid agent went off as planned at the rose bowel. The real baseman contacted me via voice over vpn and had me arrange a group of hollywood actors to portray a normal UW family. The Jack Cobra Browning shirt was delivered by air drop flyover mere hours beforehand.
@Tequilla is a ton more likable and grounded in real life. I suspect he knows this of his online persona and likes it that way.
@Gladstone very graciously did not swindle me out of my money after the rose bowl. One UW sweatshirt totally worth it!
@LaMichael_Corleone dosed me but didn't have the common courtesy to take advantage of me after that. Online drama aside he seems like a really nice dude who is caught up in way too many online takes. Beach walks prescribed.
@Doog_de_Jour cool as a cucumber in person too. Also, gazangas, that is all.
Some TOP performers I'd like to meet
@Swaye and I are pen pal lovers like in the days of Injun wars. Definitely past dew for a meet and greet where we swap wives in the traditional style.
@dnc is probably just as polite and affable in person as he is on the boards and over the phone. Would love to punch him in the face and end the cycle of bullying.
@RaceBannon has stood me up a number of tims now. Would cover the tab just to have a sit down and laugh about all the idiots in the tug with him and @MikeDamone who has told me that I don't suck.
If @GrundleStiltzkin is in fact a real person I'm not sure how a conversation with two autistic faggot hollowmen would actually go but I would like to find out.
@DerekJohnson would probably be a lot less perturbed by me if we met in person I feel like, or maybe not, maybe he'd be ready to burn me with fire.
@PurpleBaze sends me threatening terrorist pictures of guns and ammo. Will go shooting with him and @HoustonHusky anytime.
@WilburHooksHands seems like he'd be good to catch a game with in that, I'm an internet weirdo but at least I'll have someone to sit with kind of way.
Probably more but whatever, either poast moar or poast better or poast worse if you didn't make the list. I'll pretty much meet anyone from here because I'm not afraid of internet weirdos on a football forum and unlike some of you I learned the difference between real life and an internet forum.
Technically we talked in that capacity. I assume there are more layers to you than hotdog cook. I could be wrong though. If we count that though then I have also spoken to Teq.
Since goddamn Vanilla doesn’t respect my new notification settings I kept getting bombarded by emails about this thread. So, I might as well take a break from sweeping up glass at the Bravern Omega Boutique (don’t worry @YellowSnow, the looters didn’t get much - #softbellevuerioters - your Constellation bracelet will be fixed by Friday) to say thank you for your kind comments.
Hopefully when this quarantine is over there will be other tailgates/gatherings so I can meet more of your wives you.
She is risen!
Just to manage expectations, I’m still going to be on sabbatical for a little while. But don’t worry, Rowboat, I will return.
Comments
Here goes nothing:
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
@MrsPetersen
@DeLarry (RIP)
@CheersWestDawg
@volcanodawg
@TommySQC
@Mooser42
@Ping
@DerekJohnson
@Meek
@Gladstone
@pawz - I assume we met either at Pizza Koop or the Taki Tiki
@koopdog
@Dennis_DeYoung
@LaMichael_Corleone
@UW_Doog_Bot - very briefly at the RB tailgate
@PurpleBaze - was my Uber driver when I needed a ride home from Neighbors
@AIRWOLF
@Tequilla
@HeretoBeatmyChest - fuck that guy
@jecornel
I'm probably missing a few.
Poasters I'd like to meet? None, I already know too many of you.
I'm In!
Met a shit load of you at the tailgate while serving up the bacon wrapped hot dogs. Sorry not sorry, not going to list all of them.
Notable notables(for better or worse) I've met:
@YellowSnow has actually been to my house and lil' yella piss has interacted with the algorithm for doog bot 2.0. Negotiations for a dowry to produce a new Scandinavian super d1 athlete breeding stock are under way. Expect a sweep in of gold medals in volleyball, womens' basketball, and 100m sprints by lil' doog bot alpha v2.1 in 2068.
@backthepack destroyed my bathroom on the rose bowel. It still smells vaguely of weed, mcD's, spooge, and sorrow.
@Baseman's paid agent went off as planned at the rose bowel. The real baseman contacted me via voice over vpn and had me arrange a group of hollywood actors to portray a normal UW family. The Jack Cobra Browning shirt was delivered by air drop flyover mere hours beforehand.
@Dennis_DeYoung & @CokeGreaterThanPepsi RIP but I had a lot of fun at the tailgate and wish they'd lazarus themselves back here.
@Tequilla is a ton more likable and grounded in real life. I suspect he knows this of his online persona and likes it that way.
@Gladstone very graciously did not swindle me out of my money after the rose bowl. One UW sweatshirt totally worth it!
@LaMichael_Corleone dosed me but didn't have the common courtesy to take advantage of me after that. Online drama aside he seems like a really nice dude who is caught up in way too many online takes. Beach walks prescribed.
@Doog_de_Jour cool as a cucumber in person too. Also, gazangas, that is all.
Some TOP performers I'd like to meet
@Swaye and I are pen pal lovers like in the days of Injun wars. Definitely past dew for a meet and greet where we swap wives in the traditional style.
@dnc is probably just as polite and affable in person as he is on the boards and over the phone. Would love to punch him in the face and end the cycle of bullying.
@RaceBannon has stood me up a number of tims now. Would cover the tab just to have a sit down and laugh about all the idiots in the tug with him and @MikeDamone who has told me that I don't suck.
If @GrundleStiltzkin is in fact a real person I'm not sure how a conversation with two autistic faggot hollowmen would actually go but I would like to find out.
@DerekJohnson would probably be a lot less perturbed by me if we met in person I feel like, or maybe not, maybe he'd be ready to burn me with fire.
@PurpleBaze sends me threatening terrorist pictures of guns and ammo. Will go shooting with him and @HoustonHusky anytime.
@WilburHooksHands seems like he'd be good to catch a game with in that, I'm an internet weirdo but at least I'll have someone to sit with kind of way.
People I'd serve beers and bacon wrapped hot dogs to at another tailgate
@Pitchfork51 @pawz @salemcoog @MisterEm @Emoterman @LebamDawg @theknowledge @1to392831weretaken @CFetters_Nacho_Lover (again) @creepycoug (almost makes the other list but he's a CUOG!) @huskyhooligan @Mad_Son (maybe I already did? too drunk), @FireCohen @Fire_Marshall_Bill @ntxduck and the other nega ducks can come too.
Others I'd want to meet out of curiosity:
@SECDAWG @dirtysouwfdawg @obk @puppylove_sugarsteel @Mosster47 @steelheader2
Probably more but whatever, either poast moar or poast better or poast worse if you didn't make the list. I'll pretty much meet anyone from here because I'm not afraid of internet weirdos on a football forum and unlike some of you I learned the difference between real life and an internet forum.
I've got to work on my game to overcome my Cuog! cheese brain and make the big tim list.
Hopefully when this quarantine is over there will be other tailgates/gatherings so I can meet more of
your wivesyou.Lost to a then dead @Baseman
#neverforget
Even @ThomasFremont.
Maybe the Bond tournament will be up by then.