Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
We don't need to save anything. It's only lightly spilling over at this point, and we're all gonna full on projectile shit all over this bored when Eason throws his first pick, or when he doesn't because he keeps checking down, or literally anything happens beside him having a 500yd 4TD 0INT game.
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Screenshotting this for when Hanky Panky is named the starter. You think itll be bad on the board if Eason throws a pick?
Just wait until Haener throws a pick six causing us to lose to fucking Cal. Oh wait.
The ultimate culprit is actually Pete. Fix the fucking QB position.
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.
Pete's offenses have been mediocre.
But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.
Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.
Pete's offenses have been mediocre.
But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.
Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.
Pete's offenses have been mediocre.
But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.
Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
True especially if the starter sucks which they have under Pete for years. The fact that there is no evidence really helps the back up. Haener was great until we got some evidence.
Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.
Pete's offenses have been mediocre.
But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.
Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
True especially if the starter sucks which they have under Pete for years. The fact that there is no evidence really helps the back up. Haener was great until we got some evidence.
Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.
Luckily we stopped recruiting QBs like Browning and Haener, I'm pretty sure.
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.
Pete's offenses have been mediocre.
But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.
Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
True especially if the starter sucks which they have under Pete for years. The fact that there is no evidence really helps the back up. Haener was great until we got some evidence.
Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.
Luckily we stopped recruiting QBs like Browning and Haener, I'm pretty sure.
Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.
Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern
If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.
Pete's offenses have been mediocre.
But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.
Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
True especially if the starter sucks which they have under Pete for years. The fact that there is no evidence really helps the back up. Haener was great until we got some evidence.
Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.
Luckily we stopped recruiting QBs like Browning and Haener, I'm pretty sure.
*glances at 2020 commits*
Nevermind...
Morris is the same ole Kellen more bs formula
Morris is 10 times better than Haener or Garbers. He proved he belonged at the Elite 11 or whatever the fuck it's called
If I’m being 100% honest, I’m really only just waiting for the Sam Huard era to begin.
2021 will be fucking special (especially with the talent being recruited these last two years and what is coming up the next two), and I am fully bought in.
If I’m being 100% honest, I’m really only just waiting for the Sam Huard era to begin.
2021 will be fucking special (especially with the talent being recruited these last two years and what is coming up the next two), and I am fully bought in.
2021-23 will be fucking special but there's plenty of QB talent for the two years in between then as well.
If I’m being 100% honest, I’m really only just waiting for the Sam Huard era to begin.
2021 will be fucking special (especially with the talent being recruited these last two years and what is coming up the next two), and I am fully bought in.
2021-23 will be fucking special but there's plenty of QB talent for the two years in between then as well.
Great time to be a Dwag!
I don't disagree. UW is going to have great years this year and next year with what is on the roster and what is waiting in the wings.
But that doesn't mean my little DoogShit heart doesn't get lost daydreaming about that sweet lefty with perfect ball placement.
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If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law
But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
Screenshotting this for when Hanky Panky is named the starter. You think itll be bad on the board if Eason throws a pick?
Just wait until Haener throws a pick six causing us to lose to fucking Cal. Oh wait.
The ultimate culprit is actually Pete. Fix the fucking QB position.
Pete's offenses have been mediocre.
But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.
Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.
*glances at 2020 commits*
Nevermind...
2021 will be fucking special (especially with the talent being recruited these last two years and what is coming up the next two), and I am fully bought in.
Great time to be a Dwag!
But that doesn't mean my little DoogShit heart doesn't get lost daydreaming about that sweet lefty with perfect ball placement.