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Is that where you had your virgin encounter with BBC?Dennis_DeYoung said:There is precisely one good “Star Wars movie” and it’s called... wait for it... Star Wars.
Sequels should be outlawed and all of the SW sequels sucked.
I saw Star Wars at the Auburn drive in, at some point TBH. -
That’s like 819 words too manyDennis_DeYoung said:The problem with Empire is that it's fucked from the beginning.
It has to fit like 40 square pegs into round holes and starts making no fucking sense as everyone reverse engineers the story to try to make sense.
Star Wars is the only movie that is not tainted by that reverse-engineer the story bullshit.
There is some cool shit in Empire (Boba, people getting blown up on snow, DV choking out people, DV pulling the blaster from Han, DV throwing parts of the building at Luke with his mind), but as a whole here's the story:
Nothing happens.
And, as an aside we find out that the most improbable, lazy, convenient bullshit of all time is the big reveal and everyone is hiding it for some reason that doesn't even make any fucking sense.
"We can't tell you this thing that you'd probably want to know, you'll find out anyway and is essentially life or death. Oh and we aren't going to tell you you have a sister because even though we are training you to be a Jedi we didn't have time." -
Geez Grundle ... you should self flag yourself for so many reasons right now
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And to think a thicker tree and/or a few extra MPH could have saved us all from this post.Dennis_DeYoung said:The problem with Empire is that it's fucked from the beginning.
It has to fit like 40 square pegs into round holes and starts making no fucking sense as everyone reverse engineers the story to try to make sense.
Star Wars is the only movie that is not tainted by that reverse-engineer the story bullshit.
There is some cool shit in Empire (Boba, people getting blown up on snow, DV choking out people, DV pulling the blaster from Han, DV throwing parts of the building at Luke with his mind), but as a whole here's the story:
Nothing happens.
And, as an aside we find out that the most improbable, lazy, convenient bullshit of all time is the big reveal and everyone is hiding it for some reason that doesn't even make any fucking sense.
"We can't tell you this thing that you'd probably want to know, you'll find out anyway and is essentially life or death. Oh and we aren't going to tell you you have a sister because even though we are training you to be a Jedi we didn't have time."
The wheel turns as the wheel wills, man. -
The o/u is 5Tequilla said:Geez Grundle ... you should self flag yourself for so many reasons right now
Ps, can you expand on that?
Pps, was at Pilchuck this afternoon in my gi, you were a no show. -
This thread started okay then started talking about d&d and Star Wars. The aids is winning.
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Not fast enough...AtomicDawg said:This thread started okay then started talking about d&d and Star Wars. The aids is winning.
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Couch refund
Oladele did not complete his senior high school season due to problems with his visa, and he was waiting to hear back from the NCAA Clearinghouse regarding his academic eligibility, but he has made the decision to pursue other options.
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Welcome to the faith and football family!GrundleStiltzkin said:Couch refund
Oladele did not complete his senior high school season due to problems with his visa, and he was waiting to hear back from the NCAA Clearinghouse regarding his academic eligibility, but he has made the decision to pursue other options.
All USC -
I don't think I've ever actually stopped in Auburn before. Just passed through on the way to Crystal mountain.
