When I was a kid there was only one Star Wars you fucking millennial pieces of anxiety riddled shit.
It was pretty good when they cut the legs and arm off of that piece of shit Annakin kid,burned him, and his girlfriend died. I waited through three of those shitty prequels for that.
Empire is pretty much the gold standard for good sequels. Other than that, bleck.
Fucking Yoda is a joke man. I saw it in the theatre and I was 5 and I was like, 'what is this shit? Scooter from the muppets is a fucking 800 year old Jedi master who eats slim jims?'
Also - does everyone in the fucking galaxy have to be fucking related?
Talk about lazy story writing.
Jimi Hendrix finds out in 1970 that George Martin is his real father!!!
Empire is pretty much the gold standard for good sequels. Other than that, bleck.
Fucking Yoda is a joke man. I saw it in the theatre and I was 5 and I was like, 'what is this shit? Scooter from the muppets is a fucking 800 year old Jedi master who eats slim jims?'
Also - does everyone in the fucking galaxy have to be fucking related?
Talk about lazy story writing.
Jimi Hendrix finds out in 1970 that George Martin is his real father!!!
Fucking hell.
I love you, but Empire was the shit. Boba Fett was fast strategy as fuck.
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Sequels should be outlawed and all of the SW sequels sucked.
I saw Star Wars at the Auburn drive in, at some point TBH.
Agree otherwise.
Also - does everyone in the fucking galaxy have to be fucking related?
Talk about lazy story writing.
Jimi Hendrix finds out in 1970 that George Martin is his real father!!!
Fucking hell.