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Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    edited July 2018

    I went to the Herfy’s in Auburn a bit when I was a kid. Got a Star Wars poster from there.

    Star war 4 or 5?
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,425
    Is that a young Kellyanne Conway?
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,040 Standard Supporter

    I went to the Herfy’s in Auburn a bit when I was a kid. Got a Star Wars poster from there.

    So that's what caused it. Hefty Burger has a whole new meaning now.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    When I was a kid there was only one Star Wars you fucking millennial pieces of anxiety riddled shit.

    4 and 5 are 3 years apart?
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    There is precisely one good “Star Wars movie” and it’s called... wait for it... Star Wars.

    Sequels should be outlawed and all of the SW sequels sucked.

    I saw Star Wars at the Auburn drive in, at some point TBH.
  • AuburnFan
    AuburnFan Member Posts: 173

    I went to the Herfy’s in Auburn a bit when I was a kid. Got a Star Wars poster from there.

    Star war 4 or 5?
    If it were a DL it'd be a 5* for Auburn

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,290 Founders Club

    Empire is pretty much the gold standard for good sequels. Other than that, bleck.

    Fucking Yoda is a joke man. I saw it in the theatre and I was 5 and I was like, 'what is this shit? Scooter from the muppets is a fucking 800 year old Jedi master who eats slim jims?'

    Also - does everyone in the fucking galaxy have to be fucking related?

    Talk about lazy story writing.

    Jimi Hendrix finds out in 1970 that George Martin is his real father!!!

    Fucking hell.
    Sci fi is all about lazy story writing. Why do the laws of physics which are universal never seem to apply? Is gravity not a thing in galaxies far way? A parsec a unit of distance, not how long it takes Hans Solo to get from point A to point B.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,290 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Empire is pretty much the gold standard for good sequels. Other than that, bleck.

    Fucking Yoda is a joke man. I saw it in the theatre and I was 5 and I was like, 'what is this shit? Scooter from the muppets is a fucking 800 year old Jedi master who eats slim jims?'

    Also - does everyone in the fucking galaxy have to be fucking related?

    Talk about lazy story writing.

    Jimi Hendrix finds out in 1970 that George Martin is his real father!!!

    Fucking hell.
    Sci fi is all about lazy story writing. Why do the laws of physics which are universal never seem to apply? Is gravity not a thing in galaxies far way? A parsec a unit of distance, not how long it takes Hans Solo to get from point A to point B.
    I didn't understand most of this so I'll just post a pic of Cosplay Slave Suit Leia about to give a midget StormTrooper a blowie.


    God damn it, Swaye!! You know mor than anyone here about how the laws of physics work.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Empire is pretty much the gold standard for good sequels. Other than that, bleck.

    Fucking Yoda is a joke man. I saw it in the theatre and I was 5 and I was like, 'what is this shit? Scooter from the muppets is a fucking 800 year old Jedi master who eats slim jims?'

    Also - does everyone in the fucking galaxy have to be fucking related?

    Talk about lazy story writing.

    Jimi Hendrix finds out in 1970 that George Martin is his real father!!!

    Fucking hell.
    Sci fi is all about lazy story writing. Why do the laws of physics which are universal never seem to apply? Is gravity not a thing in galaxies far way? A parsec a unit of distance, not how long it takes Hans Solo to get from point A to point B.
    I didn't understand most of this so I'll just post a pic of Cosplay Slave Suit Leia about to give a midget StormTrooper a blowie.


    God damn it, Swaye!! You know mor than anyone here about how the laws of physics work.
    The words gravity and parsec were very confusing to me.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    The problem with Empire is that it's fucked from the beginning.

    It has to fit like 40 square pegs into round holes and starts making no fucking sense as everyone reverse engineers the story to try to make sense.

    Star Wars is the only movie that is not tainted by that reverse-engineer the story bullshit.

    There is some cool shit in Empire (Boba, people getting blown up on snow, DV choking out people, DV pulling the blaster from Han, DV throwing parts of the building at Luke with his mind), but as a whole here's the story:

    Nothing happens.

    And, as an aside we find out that the most improbable, lazy, convenient bullshit of all time is the big reveal and everyone is hiding it for some reason that doesn't even make any fucking sense.

    "We can't tell you this thing that you'd probably want to know, you'll find out anyway and is essentially life or death. Oh and we aren't going to tell you you have a sister because even though we are training you to be a Jedi we didn't have time."
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Getting back to Auburn

    I like WASHINGTON in this one

    I, too, like WAHINGTON to win the Mike Lude Cup.
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,116 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Getting back to Auburn

    I like WASHINGTON in this one

    Race is right, time to get back to Auburn.





    I think U-dub should win this easily. Should we say 35-17?