The problem with Empire is that it's fucked from the beginning.
It has to fit like 40 square pegs into round holes and starts making no fucking sense as everyone reverse engineers the story to try to make sense.
Star Wars is the only movie that is not tainted by that reverse-engineer the story bullshit.
There is some cool shit in Empire (Boba, people getting blown up on snow, DV choking out people, DV pulling the blaster from Han, DV throwing parts of the building at Luke with his mind), but as a whole here's the story:
Nothing happens.
And, as an aside we find out that the most improbable, lazy, convenient bullshit of all time is the big reveal and everyone is hiding it for some reason that doesn't even make any fucking sense.
"We can't tell you this thing that you'd probably want to know, you'll find out anyway and is essentially life or death. Oh and we aren't going to tell you you have a sister because even though we are training you to be a Jedi we didn't have time."
If we win, I want the fucking Taylor Trophy to come to Graves.
Oldest continuous High School gayme trophy in the state.
My (one) dad got suspended for the gayme in 53 because he and some of his buddies broke into the Auburn trophy case and stole the trophy, spraypainted the place blue and tried to pin it on KM. Got busted when one of his buddies showed up for school the next day with blue paint on his Chuck Taylors.
If we win, I want the fucking Taylor Trophy to come to Graves.
Oldest continuous High School gayme trophy in the state.
My (one) dad got suspended for the gayme in 53 because he and some of his buddies broke into the Auburn trophy case and stole the trophy, spraypainted the place blue and tried to pin it on KM. Got busted when one of his buddies showed up for school the next day with blue paint on his Chuck Taylors.
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My (one) dad got suspended for the gayme in 53 because he and some of his buddies broke into the Auburn trophy case and stole the trophy, spraypainted the place blue and tried to pin it on KM. Got busted when one of his buddies showed up for school the next day with blue paint on his Chuck Taylors.
CSB I know.