1. Green Valley Meats 2. Beer Bottle Beach 3. Fingering Auburn HS “students” at random parties when I was 14. 4. I bought all my D&D shit at a hobby store in downtown Auburn that was dope. 5. I like Auburn Memorial stadium and I bet it will be rocking on September 1st or whatever. 6. My dad bought a Mitsubishi in Auburn. 7. GRCC Gator 4 LYFE 8. Floating down the GR 9. I could see movies on the Auburn Drive-Ins screens from my back porch through a telescope and my bro watched the entire showing of Meatballs to see tits. It was a different time. 10. I got laid in a pizza parlor there and no one GAF. 11. Sunbreak Cafe is good. 12. Burger Ranch
You played D&D but didn't like Star Wars?
Star Wars is the shit. D&D was the shit.
The sequels to all that shit and what it became is fucking embarrassing.
I'll give you Ewoks. That shit was gay. Empire still gives me nerd wood. So does slave suit Leia.
The original Star Wars attack on the death star is taught in business and tech schools regarding problem solving and not leaving a gaping hole where some space jockeys can fly in and blow up your fucking death star. They have the name of the route and everything. Really nerd shit but interesting
When they blew up the second Death Star you really had to wonder just how fucking stupid the Emperor was and I always kind of liked the wrinkly old fuck
1. Green Valley Meats 2. Beer Bottle Beach 3. Fingering Auburn HS “students” at random parties when I was 14. 4. I bought all my D&D shit at a hobby store in downtown Auburn that was dope. 5. I like Auburn Memorial stadium and I bet it will be rocking on September 1st or whatever. 6. My dad bought a Mitsubishi in Auburn. 7. GRCC Gator 4 LYFE 8. Floating down the GR 9. I could see movies on the Auburn Drive-Ins screens from my back porch through a telescope and my bro watched the entire showing of Meatballs to see tits. It was a different time. 10. I got laid in a pizza parlor there and no one GAF. 11. Sunbreak Cafe is good. 12. Burger Ranch
1. Green Valley Meats 2. Beer Bottle Beach 3. Fingering Auburn HS “students” at random parties when I was 14. 4. I bought all my D&D shit at a hobby store in downtown Auburn that was dope. 5. I like Auburn Memorial stadium and I bet it will be rocking on September 1st or whatever. 6. My dad bought a Mitsubishi in Auburn. 7. GRCC Gator 4 LYFE 8. Floating down the GR 9. I could see movies on the Auburn Drive-Ins screens from my back porch through a telescope and my bro watched the entire showing of Meatballs to see tits. It was a different time. 10. I got laid in a pizza parlor there and no one GAF. 11. Sunbreak Cafe is good. 12. Burger Ranch
The Green River Killer was really under rated. A quiet kind of guy who took his lunch pail to work every day. Didn't have the flash of our famous UW Alum, Ted Bundy, but he put up numbers that we may never see again
I remember when those dirty bastards from KM would hold up their wallets at football gaymes and point to their Trojans while dissing us (?). Oh yeah, I still remember. Bastards.
And RE: Dennis' list of great Auburn attractions. I'm assuming the pizza place was Alfy's or Shakeys. Any other pizza place and GTFO. Don't forget Flapper Alley and the Chicken and Jojos. And Cubby's. Herfy's sucked compared to Cubby"s.
1. Green Valley Meats 2. Beer Bottle Beach 3. Fingering Auburn HS “students” at random parties when I was 14. 4. I bought all my D&D shit at a hobby store in downtown Auburn that was dope. 5. I like Auburn Memorial stadium and I bet it will be rocking on September 1st or whatever. 6. My dad bought a Mitsubishi in Auburn. 7. GRCC Gator 4 LYFE 8. Floating down the GR 9. I could see movies on the Auburn Drive-Ins screens from my back porch through a telescope and my bro watched the entire showing of Meatballs to see tits. It was a different time. 10. I got laid in a pizza parlor there and no one GAF. 11. Sunbreak Cafe is good. 12. Burger Ranch
The original Star Wars attack on the death star is taught in business and tech schools regarding problem solving and not leaving a gaping hole where some space jockeys can fly in and blow up your fucking death star. They have the name of the route and everything. Really nerd shit but interesting
When they blew up the second Death Star you really had to wonder just how fucking stupid the Emperor was and I always kind of liked the wrinkly old fuck
The Death Star was an inside job! #DeathStarTruthDotOrg
The original Star Wars attack on the death star is taught in business and tech schools regarding problem solving and not leaving a gaping hole where some space jockeys can fly in and blow up your fucking death star. They have the name of the route and everything. Really nerd shit but interesting
When they blew up the second Death Star you really had to wonder just how fucking stupid the Emperor was and I always kind of liked the wrinkly old fuck
The Death Star was an inside job! #DeathStarTruthDotOrg
The original Star Wars attack on the death star is taught in business and tech schools regarding problem solving and not leaving a gaping hole where some space jockeys can fly in and blow up your fucking death star. They have the name of the route and everything. Really nerd shit but interesting
When they blew up the second Death Star you really had to wonder just how fucking stupid the Emperor was and I always kind of liked the wrinkly old fuck
The Death Star was an inside job! #DeathStarTruthDotOrg
The problem with Empire is that it's fucked from the beginning.
It has to fit like 40 square pegs into round holes and starts making no fucking sense as everyone reverse engineers the story to try to make sense.
Star Wars is the only movie that is not tainted by that reverse-engineer the story bullshit.
There is some cool shit in Empire (Boba, people getting blown up on snow, DV choking out people, DV pulling the blaster from Han, DV throwing parts of the building at Luke with his mind), but as a whole here's the story:
Nothing happens.
And, as an aside we find out that the most improbable, lazy, convenient bullshit of all time is the big reveal and everyone is hiding it for some reason that doesn't even make any fucking sense.
"We can't tell you this thing that you'd probably want to know, you'll find out anyway and is essentially life or death. Oh and we aren't going to tell you you have a sister because even though we are training you to be a Jedi we didn't have time."
The problem with Empire is that it's fucked from the beginning.
It has to fit like 40 square pegs into round holes and starts making no fucking sense as everyone reverse engineers the story to try to make sense.
Star Wars is the only movie that is not tainted by that reverse-engineer the story bullshit.
There is some cool shit in Empire (Boba, people getting blown up on snow, DV choking out people, DV pulling the blaster from Han, DV throwing parts of the building at Luke with his mind), but as a whole here's the story:
Nothing happens.
And, as an aside we find out that the most improbable, lazy, convenient bullshit of all time is the big reveal and everyone is hiding it for some reason that doesn't even make any fucking sense.
"We can't tell you this thing that you'd probably want to know, you'll find out anyway and is essentially life or death. Oh and we aren't going to tell you you have a sister because even though we are training you to be a Jedi we didn't have time."
And to think a thicker tree and/or a few extra MPH could have saved us all from this post.
Oladele did not complete his senior high school season due to problems with his visa, and he was waiting to hear back from the NCAA Clearinghouse regarding his academic eligibility, but he has made the decision to pursue other options.
Oladele did not complete his senior high school season due to problems with his visa, and he was waiting to hear back from the NCAA Clearinghouse regarding his academic eligibility, but he has made the decision to pursue other options.
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When they blew up the second Death Star you really had to wonder just how fucking stupid the Emperor was and I always kind of liked the wrinkly old fuck
And RE: Dennis' list of great Auburn attractions. I'm assuming the pizza place was Alfy's or Shakeys. Any other pizza place and GTFO. Don't forget Flapper Alley and the Chicken and Jojos. And Cubby's. Herfy's sucked compared to Cubby"s.
The wheel turns as the wheel wills, man.
Ps, can you expand on that?
Pps, was at Pilchuck this afternoon in my gi, you were a no show.
Oladele did not complete his senior high school season due to problems with his visa, and he was waiting to hear back from the NCAA Clearinghouse regarding his academic eligibility, but he has made the decision to pursue other options.
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