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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,145 Founders Club

    Fucking Yoda is a joke man. I saw it in the theatre and I was 5 and I was like, 'what is this shit? Scooter from the muppets is a fucking 800 year old Jedi master who eats slim jims?'

    Also - does everyone in the fucking galaxy have to be fucking related?

    Talk about lazy story writing.

    Jimi Hendrix finds out in 1970 that George Martin is his real father!!!

    Fucking hell.
    Sci fi is all about lazy story writing. Why do the laws of physics which are universal never seem to apply? Is gravity not a thing in galaxies far way? A parsec a unit of distance, not how long it takes Hans Solo to get from point A to point B.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,145 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    I didn't understand most of this so I'll just post a pic of Cosplay Slave Suit Leia about to give a midget StormTrooper a blowie.


    God damn it, Swaye!! You know mor than anyone here about how the laws of physics work.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    God damn it, Swaye!! You know mor than anyone here about how the laws of physics work.
    The words gravity and parsec were very confusing to me.
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    The problem with Empire is that it's fucked from the beginning.

    It has to fit like 40 square pegs into round holes and starts making no fucking sense as everyone reverse engineers the story to try to make sense.

    Star Wars is the only movie that is not tainted by that reverse-engineer the story bullshit.

    There is some cool shit in Empire (Boba, people getting blown up on snow, DV choking out people, DV pulling the blaster from Han, DV throwing parts of the building at Luke with his mind), but as a whole here's the story:

    Nothing happens.

    And, as an aside we find out that the most improbable, lazy, convenient bullshit of all time is the big reveal and everyone is hiding it for some reason that doesn't even make any fucking sense.

    "We can't tell you this thing that you'd probably want to know, you'll find out anyway and is essentially life or death. Oh and we aren't going to tell you you have a sister because even though we are training you to be a Jedi we didn't have time."
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,827

    Getting back to Auburn

    I like WASHINGTON in this one

    I, too, like WAHINGTON to win the Mike Lude Cup.
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 17,801 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    Race is right, time to get back to Auburn.





    I think U-dub should win this easily. Should we say 35-17?


  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 20,016 Standard Supporter

    I think U-dub should win this easily. Should we say 35-17?


    This is what "inclusiveness" produces. Fuck. That. Shit.
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    God damn I hate that pic
    The S is the only issue here.
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 67,683 Founders Club
    I agree on the Yoda stuff. However what I liked about Return of the Jedi was the return of a fully trained and mature Luke Skywalker to confront Vader. That was good stuff.

    It should have stopped there. Subsequent sequels have cheapened the whole thing.
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Swaye said:

    You played D&D but didn't like Star Wars?


    Star Wars is the shit. D&D was the shit.

    The sequels to all that shit and what it became is fucking embarrassing.
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