Let's talk about Auburn
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I'll give you Ewoks. That shit was gay. Empire still gives me nerd wood. So does slave suit Leia.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Star Wars is the shit. D&D was the shit.Swaye said:
You played D&D but didn't like Star Wars?Dennis_DeYoung said:Also: while we’re talking about Auburn...
Some things I love about Auburn...
1. Green Valley Meats
2. Beer Bottle Beach
3. Fingering Auburn HS “students” at random parties when I was 14.
4. I bought all my D&D shit at a hobby store in downtown Auburn that was dope.
5. I like Auburn Memorial stadium and I bet it will be rocking on September 1st or whatever.
6. My dad bought a Mitsubishi in Auburn.
7. GRCC Gator 4 LYFE
8. Floating down the GR
9. I could see movies on the Auburn Drive-Ins screens from my back porch through a telescope and my bro watched the entire showing of Meatballs to see tits. It was a different time.
10. I got laid in a pizza parlor there and no one GAF.
11. Sunbreak Cafe is good.
12. Burger Ranch
The sequels to all that shit and what it became is fucking embarrassing. -
The original Star Wars attack on the death star is taught in business and tech schools regarding problem solving and not leaving a gaping hole where some space jockeys can fly in and blow up your fucking death star. They have the name of the route and everything. Really nerd shit but interesting
When they blew up the second Death Star you really had to wonder just how fucking stupid the Emperor was and I always kind of liked the wrinkly old fuck -
Dennis_DeYoung said:
Also: while we’re talking about Auburn...
Some things I love about Auburn...
1. Green Valley Meats
2. Beer Bottle Beach
3. Fingering Auburn HS “students” at random parties when I was 14.
4. I bought all my D&D shit at a hobby store in downtown Auburn that was dope.
5. I like Auburn Memorial stadium and I bet it will be rocking on September 1st or whatever.
6. My dad bought a Mitsubishi in Auburn.
7. GRCC Gator 4 LYFE
8. Floating down the GR
9. I could see movies on the Auburn Drive-Ins screens from my back porch through a telescope and my bro watched the entire showing of Meatballs to see tits. It was a different time.
10. I got laid in a pizza parlor there and no one GAF.
11. Sunbreak Cafe is good.
12. Burger Ranch
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The Green River Killer was really under rated. A quiet kind of guy who took his lunch pail to work every day. Didn't have the flash of our famous UW Alum, Ted Bundy, but he put up numbers that we may never see againYellowSnow said:Dennis_DeYoung said:Also: while we’re talking about Auburn...
Some things I love about Auburn...
1. Green Valley Meats
2. Beer Bottle Beach
3. Fingering Auburn HS “students” at random parties when I was 14.
4. I bought all my D&D shit at a hobby store in downtown Auburn that was dope.
5. I like Auburn Memorial stadium and I bet it will be rocking on September 1st or whatever.
6. My dad bought a Mitsubishi in Auburn.
7. GRCC Gator 4 LYFE
8. Floating down the GR
9. I could see movies on the Auburn Drive-Ins screens from my back porch through a telescope and my bro watched the entire showing of Meatballs to see tits. It was a different time.
10. I got laid in a pizza parlor there and no one GAF.
11. Sunbreak Cafe is good.
12. Burger Ranch
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I remember when those dirty bastards from KM would hold up their wallets at football gaymes and point to their Trojans while dissing us (?). Oh yeah, I still remember. Bastards.YellowSnow said:Go Men of Troy!!

And RE: Dennis' list of great Auburn attractions. I'm assuming the pizza place was Alfy's or Shakeys. Any other pizza place and GTFO. Don't forget Flapper Alley and the Chicken and Jojos. And Cubby's. Herfy's sucked compared to Cubby"s. -
If we win, I want the fucking Taylor Trophy to come to Graves.
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Omg, not enough chinsAUBURNTROJAN said:Dennis_DeYoung said:Also: while we’re talking about Auburn...
Some things I love about Auburn...
1. Green Valley Meats
2. Beer Bottle Beach
3. Fingering Auburn HS “students” at random parties when I was 14.
4. I bought all my D&D shit at a hobby store in downtown Auburn that was dope.
5. I like Auburn Memorial stadium and I bet it will be rocking on September 1st or whatever.
6. My dad bought a Mitsubishi in Auburn.
7. GRCC Gator 4 LYFE
8. Floating down the GR
9. I could see movies on the Auburn Drive-Ins screens from my back porch through a telescope and my bro watched the entire showing of Meatballs to see tits. It was a different time.
10. I got laid in a pizza parlor there and no one GAF.
11. Sunbreak Cafe is good.
12. Burger Ranch
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The Death Star was an inside job! #DeathStarTruthDotOrgRaceBannon said:The original Star Wars attack on the death star is taught in business and tech schools regarding problem solving and not leaving a gaping hole where some space jockeys can fly in and blow up your fucking death star. They have the name of the route and everything. Really nerd shit but interesting
When they blew up the second Death Star you really had to wonder just how fucking stupid the Emperor was and I always kind of liked the wrinkly old fuck -
@DarthCarroll true???ThomasFremont said:
The Death Star was an inside job! #DeathStarTruthDotOrgRaceBannon said:The original Star Wars attack on the death star is taught in business and tech schools regarding problem solving and not leaving a gaping hole where some space jockeys can fly in and blow up your fucking death star. They have the name of the route and everything. Really nerd shit but interesting
When they blew up the second Death Star you really had to wonder just how fucking stupid the Emperor was and I always kind of liked the wrinkly old fuck -
Coaxium fuel doesn’t melt durasteel beams!!1!GrundleStiltzkin said:
@DarthCarroll true???ThomasFremont said:
The Death Star was an inside job! #DeathStarTruthDotOrgRaceBannon said:The original Star Wars attack on the death star is taught in business and tech schools regarding problem solving and not leaving a gaping hole where some space jockeys can fly in and blow up your fucking death star. They have the name of the route and everything. Really nerd shit but interesting
When they blew up the second Death Star you really had to wonder just how fucking stupid the Emperor was and I always kind of liked the wrinkly old fuck







