Drunken Ramblings: Show Me on the Doll Where the Coach Touched You
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Update to off-season natty: I honest to shit had no idea Gaines said he was coming back when I wrote this. Was talking shit and smoking weed with DR when that news dropped. Also just learned Gaskin is 50/50. If Gaines and Gaskin come back, off season natty is within reach.
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Point related to above post: If Gaskin comes back, does anyone think we could run the entire offense out of the Wildcat with Gaskin and ISIS and just shitcan Sox?
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doogitup.gifSwaye said:Update to off-season natty: I honest to shit had no idea Gaines said he was coming back when I wrote this. Was talking shit and smoking weed with DR when that news dropped. Also just learned Gaskin is 50/50. If Gaines and Gaskin come back, off season natty is within reach.
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What is a fag waffler
I take it one is unable to stomp fags while wearing suede ankle boots huhSwaye said:
Any type of motorcycle or combat boot with a waffle sole.Pitchfork51 said:What is a fag waffler
To "fag waffle" is to knock a loser queer Pedo State fan onto the ground and then start tap dancing on their face until it leaves a nice waffle imprint with the aforementioned boots.
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Why am i reading this? Is my life so pathetic that I am willing to come here and listen to Swayenovich 's self embellished conquests over girls whom have dropped from *3 and 4* to *2 and 3* on his own admission!? This Is the kind of shit that gets you reamed by a Midwest country boy on Saturday afternoon wearing purple and gold in a Pennetration State parking lot. We need *4 and *5 tightends, Swayenovich. Get this weak ass drible out of here until you cum back with real talent. DIAFF
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It's the DDY metric, not stars. HTHdannarc said:Why am i reading this? Is my life so pathetic that I am willing to come here and listen to Swayenovich 's self embellished conquests over girls whom have dropped from *3 and 4* to *2 and 3* on his own admission!? This Is the kind of shit that gets you reamed by a Midwest country boy on Saturday afternoon wearing purple and gold in a Pennetration State parking lot. We need *4 and *5 tightends, Swayenovich. Get this weak ass drible out of here until you cum back with real talent. DIAFF
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Just showed up at a dumbass party with CLS and the idiot hosts want everyone to go outside to do fireworks. Aside from the fact it is culturally insensitive to ask me to watch fireworks, it's actually 12 degrees in northern Virginia right now. Rich white people suck so bad.
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Any fuckable redheads?Swaye said:Just showed up at a dumbass party with CLS and the idiot hosts want everyone to go outside to do fireworks. Aside from the fact it is culturally insensitive to ask me to watch fireworks, it's actually 12 degrees in northern Virginia right now. Rich white people suck so bad.
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Culturally insensitive? Are you Chinese as well?Swaye said:Just showed up at a dumbass party with CLS and the idiot hosts want everyone to go outside to do fireworks. Aside from the fact it is culturally insensitive to ask me to watch fireworks, it's actually 12 degrees in northern Virginia right now. Rich white people suck so bad.
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Show them real fireworks - napalm - with gasoline and styrofoam. There must be a doghouse or shed you can light up in the yard.Swaye said:Just showed up at a dumbass party with CLS and the idiot hosts want everyone to go outside to do fireworks. Aside from the fact it is culturally insensitive to ask me to watch fireworks, it's actually 12 degrees in northern Virginia right now. Rich white people suck so bad.
