Drunken Ramblings: Show Me on the Doll Where the Coach Touched You

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Swaye juggling the two bimbos and getting crazy sex on demand and drugs. You're a HH inspiration to us all.

I get hit on by an annoying fag with borderline personality at work. I wish that was a joke...

NEPTUNE

You only need to understand one thing, go get it...

NEPTUNE

TierbsHsotBoobs

NEPTUNE said:

Wood

NEPTUNE

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

NEPTUNE said:

Wood

El -Oh-El- I WOOD 2!

CaptainPJ

Fucking Pepsi machines always gettin the ass!!

TurdBomber

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

NEPTUNE said:

Wood

The chick? The Pepsi machine? Or Pepsi?

Swaye

Normally I am getting up at this time. I still haven't gone to bed yet. We were leaving the rich fag party at 2AM and I had too much to drink (go figure) so I let CLS drive my bad ass Jeep home. About two miles from her house she hits a patch of black ice and parks it in a ditch. By park I mean wedges the front end into a natural cut drainage ditch three foot deep. I was high centered for fucks sake and this thing has a 4 inch lift and 35's. Jesus woman. It's like 5 degrees out with snow and ice everywhere and I am out winching my Jeep out of a ditch at 3 in the morning drunk. Used some rich guys tree to strap to and then made huge tire marks all over his yard, so that part was rewarding. After I get us unstuck she asks for the keys. Laugh out fucking loud. I drove her home mildly drunk, screwed her real quick even though she was miffed, and just got home. Sober as a judge now, but Christ.

And another thing, I love this new thing CLS has going. Since we aren't "exclusive" anymore, she won't let me sleep over now. Normally I am all over the "I'll fuck you and leave" plan, but it's fucking 5 degrees out and 5AM! This rich bitch is getting to be more trouble than she is worth. I'm going to bed soon. Happy fucking New Year.

Swaye

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Swaye juggling the two bimbos and getting crazy sex on demand and drugs. You're a HH inspiration to us all.

I get hit on by an annoying fag with borderline personality at work. I wish that was a joke...

Well, did you fuck him?

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

Just showed up at a dumbass party with CLS and the idiot hosts want everyone to go outside to do fireworks. Aside from the fact it is culturally insensitive to ask me to watch fireworks, it's actually 12 degrees in northern Virginia right now. Rich white people suck so bad.

Any fuckable redheads?

If you didn't know that Injuns sell fireworks close to every res in the US, then I can't help you. The chinks make them, and the wagon burners sell them.