Here is the good news from last night. They had this fag party catered, and they had all kinds of trays of food. So, I stole an entire tray of little finger food enchiladas things and spirited them out to the Jeep when everyone was distracted watching the stupid ball. I even took the tray. Left them in the Jeep all night to freeze, just nuked a pile of them up and they are delicious. Thanks random white guy I'll never see again. Think I'll sell the tray on eBay.
Nice survival skills. Do me a favor next time and leave an upper decker for the faggy hosts. TIA
Normally I am getting up at this time. I still haven't gone to bed yet. We were leaving the rich fag party at 2AM and I had too much to drink (go figure) so I let CLS drive my bad ass Jeep home. About two miles from her house she hits a patch of black ice and parks it in a ditch. By park I mean wedges the front end into a natural cut drainage ditch three foot deep. I was high centered for fucks sake and this thing has a 4 inch lift and 35's. Jesus woman. It's like 5 degrees out with snow and ice everywhere and I am out winching my Jeep out of a ditch at 3 in the morning drunk. Used some rich guys tree to strap to and then made huge tire marks all over his yard, so that part was rewarding. After I get us unstuck she asks for the keys. Laugh out fucking loud. I drove her home mildly drunk, screwed her real quick even though she was miffed, and just got home. Sober as a judge now, but Christ.
And another thing, I love this new thing CLS has going. Since we aren't "exclusive" anymore, she won't let me sleep over now. Normally I am all over the "I'll fuck you and leave" plan, but it's fucking 5 degrees out and 5AM! This rich bitch is getting to be more trouble than she is worth. I'm going to bed soon. Happy fucking New Year.
Here is the good news from last night. They had this fag party catered, and they had all kinds of trays of food. So, I stole an entire tray of little finger food enchiladas things and spirited them out to the Jeep when everyone was distracted watching the stupid ball. I even took the tray. Left them in the Jeep all night to freeze, just nuked a pile of them up and they are delicious. Thanks random white guy I'll never see again. Think I'll sell the tray on eBay.
Nice survival skills. Do me a favor next time and leave an upper decker for the faggy hosts. TIA
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Whitey invented the whole "housebroken" thing