Update to off-season natty: I honest to shit had no idea Gaines said he was coming back when I wrote this. Was talking shit and smoking weed with DR when that news dropped. Also just learned Gaskin is 50/50. If Gaines and Gaskin come back, off season natty is within reach.
Point related to above post: If Gaskin comes back, does anyone think we could run the entire offense out of the Wildcat with Gaskin and ISIS and just shitcan Sox?
Update to off-season natty: I honest to shit had no idea Gaines said he was coming back when I wrote this. Was talking shit and smoking weed with DR when that news dropped. Also just learned Gaskin is 50/50. If Gaines and Gaskin come back, off season natty is within reach.
Any type of motorcycle or combat boot with a waffle sole.
To "fag waffle" is to knock a loser queer Pedo State fan onto the ground and then start tap dancing on their face until it leaves a nice waffle imprint with the aforementioned boots.
I take it one is unable to stomp fags while wearing suede ankle boots huh
Why am i reading this? Is my life so pathetic that I am willing to come here and listen to Swayenovich 's self embellished conquests over girls whom have dropped from *3 and 4* to *2 and 3* on his own admission!? This Is the kind of shit that gets you reamed by a Midwest country boy on Saturday afternoon wearing purple and gold in a Pennetration State parking lot. We need *4 and *5 tightends, Swayenovich. Get this weak ass drible out of here until you cum back with real talent. DIAFF
Why am i reading this? Is my life so pathetic that I am willing to come here and listen to Swayenovich 's self embellished conquests over girls whom have dropped from *3 and 4* to *2 and 3* on his own admission!? This Is the kind of shit that gets you reamed by a Midwest country boy on Saturday afternoon wearing purple and gold in a Pennetration State parking lot. We need *4 and *5 tightends, Swayenovich. Get this weak ass drible out of here until you cum back with real talent. DIAFF
Just showed up at a dumbass party with CLS and the idiot hosts want everyone to go outside to do fireworks. Aside from the fact it is culturally insensitive to ask me to watch fireworks, it's actually 12 degrees in northern Virginia right now. Rich white people suck so bad.
Just showed up at a dumbass party with CLS and the idiot hosts want everyone to go outside to do fireworks. Aside from the fact it is culturally insensitive to ask me to watch fireworks, it's actually 12 degrees in northern Virginia right now. Rich white people suck so bad.
Just showed up at a dumbass party with CLS and the idiot hosts want everyone to go outside to do fireworks. Aside from the fact it is culturally insensitive to ask me to watch fireworks, it's actually 12 degrees in northern Virginia right now. Rich white people suck so bad.
Just showed up at a dumbass party with CLS and the idiot hosts want everyone to go outside to do fireworks. Aside from the fact it is culturally insensitive to ask me to watch fireworks, it's actually 12 degrees in northern Virginia right now. Rich white people suck so bad.
Show them real fireworks - napalm - with gasoline and styrofoam. There must be a doghouse or shed you can light up in the yard.
Normally I am getting up at this time. I still haven't gone to bed yet. We were leaving the rich fag party at 2AM and I had too much to drink (go figure) so I let CLS drive my bad ass Jeep home. About two miles from her house she hits a patch of black ice and parks it in a ditch. By park I mean wedges the front end into a natural cut drainage ditch three foot deep. I was high centered for fucks sake and this thing has a 4 inch lift and 35's. Jesus woman. It's like 5 degrees out with snow and ice everywhere and I am out winching my Jeep out of a ditch at 3 in the morning drunk. Used some rich guys tree to strap to and then made huge tire marks all over his yard, so that part was rewarding. After I get us unstuck she asks for the keys. Laugh out fucking loud. I drove her home mildly drunk, screwed her real quick even though she was miffed, and just got home. Sober as a judge now, but Christ.
And another thing, I love this new thing CLS has going. Since we aren't "exclusive" anymore, she won't let me sleep over now. Normally I am all over the "I'll fuck you and leave" plan, but it's fucking 5 degrees out and 5AM! This rich bitch is getting to be more trouble than she is worth. I'm going to bed soon. Happy fucking New Year.
Just showed up at a dumbass party with CLS and the idiot hosts want everyone to go outside to do fireworks. Aside from the fact it is culturally insensitive to ask me to watch fireworks, it's actually 12 degrees in northern Virginia right now. Rich white people suck so bad.
Any fuckable redheads?
If you didn't know that Injuns sell fireworks close to every res in the US, then I can't help you. The chinks make them, and the wagon burners sell them.
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Well fuck.
I get hit on by an annoying fag with borderline personality at work. I wish that was a joke...
And another thing, I love this new thing CLS has going. Since we aren't "exclusive" anymore, she won't let me sleep over now. Normally I am all over the "I'll fuck you and leave" plan, but it's fucking 5 degrees out and 5AM! This rich bitch is getting to be more trouble than she is worth. I'm going to bed soon. Happy fucking New Year.