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Creepy's Thoughts on Crystal

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  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,257
    doogie said:

    If only creepy possessed a single original thought

    ironical ... plagiarism my shit bucko!
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,257

    creepy went from a rational reply to an possible early call that UO is fucked to way over into an irrational take on the other side with the quooks that they aren't fucked.

    In conclusion I am ruling in favor of the quooks being fucked until I see that they aren't

    Can I have LIPO for $100 Alex?
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    UO gave up on football. They let another program steal their coach and did nothing about it. Instead of ponying up big money and stealing another program's coach, they hired a fucking assistant who has a poor head coaching record. Why is a fucking Cane quooking about it? Go fuck yourself. Even I'm not quooking about any of this shit. This is what happens when you spend less than a fucking week on a coaching search. The most important job in the program and they spend a fucking week looking for the next coach. Enough said.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,257
    edited December 2017

    UO gave up on football. They let another program steal their coach and did nothing about it. Instead of ponying up big money and stealing another program's coach, they hired a fucking assistant who has a poor head coaching record. Why is a fucking Cane quooking about it? Go fuck yourself. Even I'm not quooking about any of this shit. This is what happens when you spend less than a fucking week on a coaching search. The most important job in the program and they spend a fucking week looking for the next coach. Enough said.

    This is just stupid.

    1. They spent a week because of who was available;
    2. Are you saying they should have done better in bidding war with FSU to keep Willie? Dumber than I thought (and that's saying something); and
    3. They might be in a better position now if they do have to fix this in 2 or 3 years because his contract is back ended. If he works out, then they were right and it'll be harder for the next FSU to come get him. If not, they dump him and move on, and at least the the cupboards won't be bare for the next guy.

    Go back to your spot monkey and tell us about all of your winning.
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Every coach was available to the richest owner in collage sports. Knight bought the coach he wanted to afford.

    Plain as day.
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    UO gave up on football. They let another program steal their coach and did nothing about it. Instead of ponying up big money and stealing another program's coach, they hired a fucking assistant who has a poor head coaching record. Why is a fucking Cane quooking about it? Go fuck yourself. Even I'm not quooking about any of this shit. This is what happens when you spend less than a fucking week on a coaching search. The most important job in the program and they spend a fucking week looking for the next coach. Enough said.

    This is just stupid.

    1. They spent a week because of who was available;
    2. Are you saying they should have done better in bidding war with FSU to keep Willie? Dumber than I thought (and that's saying something); and
    3. They might be in a better position now if they do have to fix this in 2 or 3 years because his contract is back ended. If he works out, then they were right and it'll be harder for the next FSU to come get him. If not, they dump him and move on, and at least the the cupboards won't be bare for the next guy.

    Go back to your spot monkey and tell us about all of your winning.
    Phil Knight is richer than FSU. HTH, fucking idiot.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,257

    UO gave up on football. They let another program steal their coach and did nothing about it. Instead of ponying up big money and stealing another program's coach, they hired a fucking assistant who has a poor head coaching record. Why is a fucking Cane quooking about it? Go fuck yourself. Even I'm not quooking about any of this shit. This is what happens when you spend less than a fucking week on a coaching search. The most important job in the program and they spend a fucking week looking for the next coach. Enough said.

    This is just stupid.

    1. They spent a week because of who was available;
    2. Are you saying they should have done better in bidding war with FSU to keep Willie? Dumber than I thought (and that's saying something); and
    3. They might be in a better position now if they do have to fix this in 2 or 3 years because his contract is back ended. If he works out, then they were right and it'll be harder for the next FSU to come get him. If not, they dump him and move on, and at least the the cupboards won't be bare for the next guy.

    Go back to your spot monkey and tell us about all of your winning.
    Phil Knight is richer than FSU. HTH, fucking idiot.
    Wow. Your elevator hasn't hit the first floor of stupid either. Racebannon almighty!

    Maybe all caps will help you:

    ARE YOU SAYING THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE BETTER IN A BIDDING WAR WITH FSU TO KEEP WILLIE?

    Where, in that, do you see anything suggesting that Oregon couldn't afford to go toe to toe financially with FSU? Where? Do you see it? Huh? No? Perhaps because IT'S NOT THERE.

    Again, I ask: are you saying that Oregon should have allowed themselves to get caught up in a bidding war to keep Willie? A bidding war which, had they prevailed, would have extended his term and cost them more? A guy whose record as based almost entirely on one good year at USF? Didn't they just do something about that stupid with Helfrich?

    It has nothing to do with what they can and can't afford ... dumb dumb.
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    It has everything to do with what they are willing to afford and what they aren't, fuckwit. If they believed Willie was the messiah that would take them to the promised land, they would have paid whatever price was necessary to make it happen. They didn't because Knight is a cheap bitch who will now never live to see a title because he's shown he's not willing to put his money where his mouth is.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,438 Founders Club
    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.

    Might be a smart business man but he's a retard about the football program. You want a title, you pay for it -- big money -- to bring in a proven coach like Urban Meyer and make it happen. You don't roll the dice with assistants, pay chump change and expect results.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,438 Founders Club

    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.

    Might be a smart business man but he's a retard about the football program. You want a title, you pay for it -- big money -- to bring in a proven coach like Urban Meyer and make it happen. You don't roll the dice with assistants, pay chump change and expect results.
    Those types of home run from the get go hires are pretty fucking rare no matter how much money the boosters can pony up. Think about the PAC in say the last 20 years. There have been two: Petersen to UW and Chip Kelly to UCLA. It's not about the money, rather the scarcity of those types of opportunities where all the stars align.
  • RhythmicSlappingDawgRhythmicSlappingDawg Member Posts: 1,176
    Who is the creep you speak of? I need to meat this guy!
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited December 2017

    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.

    Might be a smart business man but he's a retard about the football program. You want a title, you pay for it -- big money -- to bring in a proven coach like Urban Meyer and make it happen. You don't roll the dice with assistants, pay chump change and expect results.
    Those types of home run from the get go hires are pretty fucking rare no matter how much money the boosters can pony up. Think about the PAC in say the last 20 years. There have been two: Petersen to UW and Chip Kelly to UCLA. It's not about the money, rather the scarcity of those types of opportunities where all the stars align.
    Going to stop you right there. You guys should stop acting like Pete belongs in the same discussion as coaches like Saban, Meyer and Kelly. There's a steep drop off between genius level coaches and good, solid coaches. Pete is a good coach. He's no genius.
  • RhythmicSlappingDawgRhythmicSlappingDawg Member Posts: 1,176

    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.

    Might be a smart business man but he's a retard about the football program. You want a title, you pay for it -- big money -- to bring in a proven coach like Urban Meyer and make it happen. You don't roll the dice with assistants, pay chump change and expect results.
    Those types of home run from the get go hires are pretty fucking rare no matter how much money the boosters can pony up. Think about the PAC in say the last 20 years. There have been two: Petersen to UW and Chip Kelly to UCLA. It's not about the money, rather the scarcity of those types of opportunities where all the stars align.
    Going to stop you right there. You guys should stop acting like Pete belongs in the same discussion as coaches like Saban, Meyer and Kelly. There's a steep drop off between genius level coachs and good, solid coaches. Pete is a good coach. He's no genius.
    OK!
  • MisterEmMisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.

    Free MF'in pub.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,438 Founders Club

    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.

    Might be a smart business man but he's a retard about the football program. You want a title, you pay for it -- big money -- to bring in a proven coach like Urban Meyer and make it happen. You don't roll the dice with assistants, pay chump change and expect results.
    Those types of home run from the get go hires are pretty fucking rare no matter how much money the boosters can pony up. Think about the PAC in say the last 20 years. There have been two: Petersen to UW and Chip Kelly to UCLA. It's not about the money, rather the scarcity of those types of opportunities where all the stars align.
    Going to stop you right there. You guys should stop acting like Pete belongs in the same discussion as coaches like Saban, Meyer and Kelly. There's a steep drop off between genius level coaches and good, solid coaches. Pete is a good coach. He's no genius.
    Pete's resume stacks up as well as any coach in the country who hasn't won NTs at multiple programs. Winning big at 2 different programs is a yuge fucking deal. He's not the revolutionary the Chip was/is but an equally great coach in a different way.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,257
    edited December 2017

    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.

    Might be a smart business man but he's a retard about the football program. You want a title, you pay for it -- big money -- to bring in a proven coach like Urban Meyer and make it happen. You don't roll the dice with assistants, pay chump change and expect results.
    Those types of home run from the get go hires are pretty fucking rare no matter how much money the boosters can pony up. Think about the PAC in say the last 20 years. There have been two: Petersen to UW and Chip Kelly to UCLA. It's not about the money, rather the scarcity of those types of opportunities where all the stars align.
    Leave him alone. OBK is winning. He doesn't think coordinator and "assistant types" make good HCs; gotta go with the splash hire. Like the 4th of JueLie!

    Knight dropped a half a billion on a science complex just the other day, has thrown hundreds of millions at them on other stuff for the school, cares about sports a lot, but just can't see his way to being on board with the difference between what a Norvell, Tedford, Sumlin or similar guy would cost and Mario Brothers. Just won't do it.

    Look genius. People say 'no' to USC all the time, and they have money too. Pete Carroll was, what, their 4th choice? The amount of $$ that it would take to get a guy like Meyer to drop OSU would be beyond staggering, and if it didn't work out, and it doesn't at least as often as it does, you're back to square one.

    Arguing Norvell, Sumlin, Tedford, Harsin, etc. is one thing. Whatever that would have cost is a detail to PK. Arguing Saban, Meyer, or some other all-timer is something quite different. I don't think this game is as easy as it must seem to you from your recliner in Eagles Landing Phase IV.
  • RhythmicSlappingDawgRhythmicSlappingDawg Member Posts: 1,176

    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.

    Might be a smart business man but he's a retard about the football program. You want a title, you pay for it -- big money -- to bring in a proven coach like Urban Meyer and make it happen. You don't roll the dice with assistants, pay chump change and expect results.
    Those types of home run from the get go hires are pretty fucking rare no matter how much money the boosters can pony up. Think about the PAC in say the last 20 years. There have been two: Petersen to UW and Chip Kelly to UCLA. It's not about the money, rather the scarcity of those types of opportunities where all the stars align.
    Leave him alone. OBK is winning. He doesn't think coordinator and "assistant types" make good HCs; gotta go with the splash hire. Like the 4th of JewLie!

    Knight dropped a half a billion on a science complex just the other day, has thrown hundreds of millions at them on other stuff for the school, cares about sports a lot, but just can't see his way to being on board with the difference between what a Norvell, Tedford, Sumlin or similar guy would cost and Mario Brothers. Just won't do it.

    Look genius. People say 'no' to USC all the time, and they have money too. Pete Carroll was, what, their 4th choice? The amount of $$ that it would take to get a guy like Meyer to drop OSU would be beyond staggering, and if it didn't work out, and it doesn't at least as often as it does, you're back to square one.

    Arguing Norvell, Sumlin, Tedford, Harsin, etc. is one thing. Whatever that would have cost is a detail to PK. Arguing Saban, Meyer, or some other all-timer is something quite different. I don't think this game is as easy as it must seem to you from your recliner in Eagles Landing Phase IV.
    Fixed.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,438 Founders Club

    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.

    Might be a smart business man but he's a retard about the football program. You want a title, you pay for it -- big money -- to bring in a proven coach like Urban Meyer and make it happen. You don't roll the dice with assistants, pay chump change and expect results.
    Those types of home run from the get go hires are pretty fucking rare no matter how much money the boosters can pony up. Think about the PAC in say the last 20 years. There have been two: Petersen to UW and Chip Kelly to UCLA. It's not about the money, rather the scarcity of those types of opportunities where all the stars align.
    Leave him alone. OBK is winning. He doesn't think coordinator and "assistant types" make good HCs; gotta go with the splash hire. Like the 4th of JueLie!

    Knight dropped a half a billion on a science complex just the other day, has thrown hundreds of millions at them on other stuff for the school, cares about sports a lot, but just can't see his way to being on board with the difference between what a Norvell, Tedford, Sumlin or similar guy would cost and Mario Brothers. Just won't do it.

    Look genius. People say 'no' to USC all the time, and they have money too. Pete Carroll was, what, their 4th choice? The amount of $$ that it would take to get a guy like Meyer to drop OSU would be beyond staggering, and if it didn't work out, and it doesn't at least as often as it does, you're back to square one.

    Arguing Norvell, Sumlin, Tedford, Harsin, etc. is one thing. Whatever that would have cost is a detail to PK. Arguing Saban, Meyer, or some other all-timer is something quite different. I don't think this game is as easy as it must seem to you from your recliner in Eagles Landing Phase IV.
    Look at Texas A&M - what's the likelihood Jimbo is going to deliver the results they are looking for at $7.5 million x 10 years? There's no lock that that guy is going to win a SEC title. Georgia went the coordinator route and is in the fucking playoff. Miami went the retread route and got damn near the playoff.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,257
    edited December 2017

    Smart bidness men like Uncle Phil don't get rich by throwing money around where there's no probable ROI. Willie was nowhere nearing playing with house money yet.

    Might be a smart business man but he's a retard about the football program. You want a title, you pay for it -- big money -- to bring in a proven coach like Urban Meyer and make it happen. You don't roll the dice with assistants, pay chump change and expect results.
    Those types of home run from the get go hires are pretty fucking rare no matter how much money the boosters can pony up. Think about the PAC in say the last 20 years. There have been two: Petersen to UW and Chip Kelly to UCLA. It's not about the money, rather the scarcity of those types of opportunities where all the stars align.
    Leave him alone. OBK is winning. He doesn't think coordinator and "assistant types" make good HCs; gotta go with the splash hire. Like the 4th of JueLie!

    Knight dropped a half a billion on a science complex just the other day, has thrown hundreds of millions at them on other stuff for the school, cares about sports a lot, but just can't see his way to being on board with the difference between what a Norvell, Tedford, Sumlin or similar guy would cost and Mario Brothers. Just won't do it.

    Look genius. People say 'no' to USC all the time, and they have money too. Pete Carroll was, what, their 4th choice? The amount of $$ that it would take to get a guy like Meyer to drop OSU would be beyond staggering, and if it didn't work out, and it doesn't at least as often as it does, you're back to square one.

    Arguing Norvell, Sumlin, Tedford, Harsin, etc. is one thing. Whatever that would have cost is a detail to PK. Arguing Saban, Meyer, or some other all-timer is something quite different. I don't think this game is as easy as it must seem to you from your recliner in Eagles Landing Phase IV.
    Look at Texas A&M - what's the likelihood Jimbo is going to deliver the results they are looking for at $7.5 million x 10 years? There's no lock that that guy is going to win a SEC title. Georgia went the coordinator route and is in the fucking playoff. Miami went the retread route and got damn near the playoff.
    I'd say the odds of Jumbo even winning his division are low. Oklahoma promoted their coordinator and is closer than they've been to winning it all than they've been in a while. Stoops' prior gig was D coordinator at Florida. Jumbo was a career assistant/coordinator and won a title. Swinney was a career assistant/coordinator before getting the interim tag at Clempsun and a promotion. Whatever. None of this is to say that the Ducks got it right with Crystal. It is to say, I'm laffing at the idea that Knight isn't serious about winning a title and wanted to save a few mill. You can't make this stuff up. You have to come here and read it for yourself.
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