PM to BackthePack (OFFICIAL Advice Thread)
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You guys are fags.
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Orkin is scientific and technically qualifies as a business. Think about it.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Major in a STEM field or business.
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For number one you can just go to BB&B and eat fondue and you are all set. Nothing good happens when a man sews.Doog_de_Jour said:
Wow, that’s actually some good advice.Swaye said:Let me give you some more advice that will seriously help your life...
1) If you go down on it and it tastes like a penny, stop licking. You might have AIDS.
2) Might seem like a good idea to earn your red wings one day. It's not.
3) Even if you are white collar, learn how to use tools and fix shit. It might save your life one day.
4) Get in a real fist fight at least once in your life. You learn a lot about yourself.
5) If you dream big, you'll probably fail. That's okay. Turn to drinking instead.
6) If you ever do anything super embarrassing or humiliating, immediately act like you meant to do it. Anything else makes you look like a weak fag.
7) Never weed eat in shorts. See number 6 above.
8) Go on a real hunt and kill something with some regularity. You aren't a man until you can kill, clean and cook your own food. This includes building the fire to cook it on. Trust me on this.
9) Jail is fine, but never go to prison. Jail gives you street cred. Prison gives you anal rape.
10) Buy and own an old Jeep. This step will help you achieve steps 3 and 8 above.
I’ll throw in a few:
1) To add to @Swaye’s #3, also learn one of the “feminine arts” (baking, sewing, etc.) I’m not saying you have to make a soufflé or custom window treatments, but it shows people (especially the ladies) that you’re man enough to hem your own damn pants.
2) Own one really nice, tailored suit (and the appropriate matching suit, shoes, belt, etc.)
3) Before you start something, have a plan B, C, D, etc. Life never works out how you expect.
4) If you have the opportunity to travel/study abroad, DO IT!
5) Don’t call for deaths/genocide
BONUS ADVICE:
Oh, and I liked this quote from the movie “Roadhouse” (shoutout to @Pitchfork51):
“All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.”
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College is just prep for grad school. Liberal arts colleges will get you into grad school.
Don't be a fag and skimp on maff unless you can throw a deep out.
Debt is slavery. Minimize or eliminate your exposure to student loans.
Good colleges will help you get your degree with little or no debt. Shitty colleges will give you all loans financial aid.
If you must go to public colleges for undergrad and you can't do it without loans, consider 2 years at a JC. Some have excellent college prep programs at bargain prices. -
Have sex with a blow up doll and post a review with pix...then you will get even more TYFYS's from the boredBrickSquad said:
join the military and the bored will thank you for your serviceMad_Son said:
Become a plumberFire_Marshall_Bill said:Major in a STEM field or business.
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And actually the military is a great way to pay for college. Enlist for four years and get the MGIB, save half your base pay and you'll be living large. Don't get sucked into reenlistment.
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And?backthepack said:You guys are fags.
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I'm going to Gonzaga most likely.AZDuck said:College is just prep for grad school. Liberal arts colleges will get you into grad school.
Don't be a fag and skimp on maff unless you can throw a deep out.
Debt is slavery. Minimize or eliminate your exposure to student loans.
Good colleges will help you get your degree with little or no debt. Shitty colleges will give you all loans financial aid.
If you must go to public colleges for undergrad and you can't do it without loans, consider 2 years at a JC. Some have excellent college prep programs at bargain prices. -
Who's the fag now?backthepack said:
I'm going to Gonzaga most likely.AZDuck said:College is just prep for grad school. Liberal arts colleges will get you into grad school.
Don't be a fag and skimp on maff unless you can throw a deep out.
Debt is slavery. Minimize or eliminate your exposure to student loans.
Good colleges will help you get your degree with little or no debt. Shitty colleges will give you all loans financial aid.
If you must go to public colleges for undergrad and you can't do it without loans, consider 2 years at a JC. Some have excellent college prep programs at bargain prices.
Grandfather wants to pay for my college! -
Fuck off.PurpleBaze said:
Who's the fag now?backthepack said:
I'm going to Gonzaga most likely.AZDuck said:College is just prep for grad school. Liberal arts colleges will get you into grad school.
Don't be a fag and skimp on maff unless you can throw a deep out.
Debt is slavery. Minimize or eliminate your exposure to student loans.
Good colleges will help you get your degree with little or no debt. Shitty colleges will give you all loans financial aid.
If you must go to public colleges for undergrad and you can't do it without loans, consider 2 years at a JC. Some have excellent college prep programs at bargain prices.
Grandfather wants to pay for my college!
