PM to BackthePack (OFFICIAL Advice Thread)
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Had to flag.Doog_de_Jour said:
Wow, that’s actually some good advice.Swaye said:Let me give you some more advice that will seriously help your life...
1) If you go down on it and it tastes like a penny, stop licking. You might have AIDS.
2) Might seem like a good idea to earn your red wings one day. It's not.
3) Even if you are white collar, learn how to use tools and fix shit. It might save your life one day.
4) Get in a real fist fight at least once in your life. You learn a lot about yourself.
5) If you dream big, you'll probably fail. That's okay. Turn to drinking instead.
6) If you ever do anything super embarrassing or humiliating, immediately act like you meant to do it. Anything else makes you look like a weak fag.
7) Never weed eat in shorts. See number 6 above.
8) Go on a real hunt and kill something with some regularity. You aren't a man until you can kill, clean and cook your own food. This includes building the fire to cook it on. Trust me on this.
9) Jail is fine, but never go to prison. Jail gives you street cred. Prison gives you anal rape.
10) Buy and own an old Jeep. This step will help you achieve steps 3 and 8 above.
I’ll throw in a few:
1) To add to @Swaye’s #3, also learn one of the “feminine arts” (baking, sewing, etc.) I’m not saying you have to make a soufflé or custom window treatments, but it shows people (especially the ladies) that you’re man enough to hem your own damn pants.
2) Own one really nice, tailored suit (and the appropriate matching suit, shoes, belt, etc.)
3) Before you start something, have a plan B, C, D, etc. Life never works out how you expect.
4) If you have the opportunity to travel/study abroad, DO IT!
5) Don’t call for deaths/genocide
BONUS ADVICE:
Oh, and I liked this quote from the movie “Roadhouse” (shoutout to @Pitchfork51):
“All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.”
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This is actually how I try to run Hardcore Husky. #InternetRoadhouseDoog_de_Jour said:
Wow, that’s actually some good advice.Swaye said:Let me give you some more advice that will seriously help your life...
1) If you go down on it and it tastes like a penny, stop licking. You might have AIDS.
2) Might seem like a good idea to earn your red wings one day. It's not.
3) Even if you are white collar, learn how to use tools and fix shit. It might save your life one day.
4) Get in a real fist fight at least once in your life. You learn a lot about yourself.
5) If you dream big, you'll probably fail. That's okay. Turn to drinking instead.
6) If you ever do anything super embarrassing or humiliating, immediately act like you meant to do it. Anything else makes you look like a weak fag.
7) Never weed eat in shorts. See number 6 above.
8) Go on a real hunt and kill something with some regularity. You aren't a man until you can kill, clean and cook your own food. This includes building the fire to cook it on. Trust me on this.
9) Jail is fine, but never go to prison. Jail gives you street cred. Prison gives you anal rape.
10) Buy and own an old Jeep. This step will help you achieve steps 3 and 8 above.
I’ll throw in a few:
1) To add to @Swaye’s #3, also learn one of the “feminine arts” (baking, sewing, etc.) I’m not saying you have to make a soufflé or custom window treatments, but it shows people (especially the ladies) that you’re man enough to hem your own damn pants.
2) Own one really nice, tailored suit (and the appropriate matching suit, shoes, belt, etc.)
3) Before you start something, have a plan B, C, D, etc. Life never works out how you expect.
4) If you have the opportunity to travel/study abroad, DO IT!
5) Don’t call for deaths/genocide
BONUS ADVICE:
Oh, and I liked this quote from the movie “Roadhouse” (shoutout to @Pitchfork51):
“All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.” -
One more I would add to @Doog_de_Jour's list. Always keep your bathroom and kitchen clean. Women are physically repulsed by a filthy bathroom.Doog_de_Jour said:
Wow, that’s actually some good advice.Swaye said:Let me give you some more advice that will seriously help your life...
1) If you go down on it and it tastes like a penny, stop licking. You might have AIDS.
2) Might seem like a good idea to earn your red wings one day. It's not.
3) Even if you are white collar, learn how to use tools and fix shit. It might save your life one day.
4) Get in a real fist fight at least once in your life. You learn a lot about yourself.
5) If you dream big, you'll probably fail. That's okay. Turn to drinking instead.
6) If you ever do anything super embarrassing or humiliating, immediately act like you meant to do it. Anything else makes you look like a weak fag.
7) Never weed eat in shorts. See number 6 above.
8) Go on a real hunt and kill something with some regularity. You aren't a man until you can kill, clean and cook your own food. This includes building the fire to cook it on. Trust me on this.
9) Jail is fine, but never go to prison. Jail gives you street cred. Prison gives you anal rape.
10) Buy and own an old Jeep. This step will help you achieve steps 3 and 8 above.
I’ll throw in a few:
1) To add to @Swaye’s #3, also learn one of the “feminine arts” (baking, sewing, etc.) I’m not saying you have to make a soufflé or custom window treatments, but it shows people (especially the ladies) that you’re man enough to hem your own damn pants.
2) Own one really nice, tailored suit (and the appropriate matching suit, shoes, belt, etc.)
3) Before you start something, have a plan B, C, D, etc. Life never works out how you expect.
4) If you have the opportunity to travel/study abroad, DO IT!
5) Don’t call for deaths/genocide
BONUS ADVICE:
Oh, and I liked this quote from the movie “Roadhouse” (shoutout to @Pitchfork51):
“All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.” -
You lying fuck DJ. You've never had a woman in your bathroom.DerekJohnson said:
One more I would add to @Doog_de_Jour's list. Always keep your bathroom and kitchen clean. Women are physically repulsed by a filthy bathroom.Doog_de_Jour said:
Wow, that’s actually some good advice.Swaye said:Let me give you some more advice that will seriously help your life...
1) If you go down on it and it tastes like a penny, stop licking. You might have AIDS.
2) Might seem like a good idea to earn your red wings one day. It's not.
3) Even if you are white collar, learn how to use tools and fix shit. It might save your life one day.
4) Get in a real fist fight at least once in your life. You learn a lot about yourself.
5) If you dream big, you'll probably fail. That's okay. Turn to drinking instead.
6) If you ever do anything super embarrassing or humiliating, immediately act like you meant to do it. Anything else makes you look like a weak fag.
7) Never weed eat in shorts. See number 6 above.
8) Go on a real hunt and kill something with some regularity. You aren't a man until you can kill, clean and cook your own food. This includes building the fire to cook it on. Trust me on this.
9) Jail is fine, but never go to prison. Jail gives you street cred. Prison gives you anal rape.
10) Buy and own an old Jeep. This step will help you achieve steps 3 and 8 above.
I’ll throw in a few:
1) To add to @Swaye’s #3, also learn one of the “feminine arts” (baking, sewing, etc.) I’m not saying you have to make a soufflé or custom window treatments, but it shows people (especially the ladies) that you’re man enough to hem your own damn pants.
2) Own one really nice, tailored suit (and the appropriate matching suit, shoes, belt, etc.)
3) Before you start something, have a plan B, C, D, etc. Life never works out how you expect.
4) If you have the opportunity to travel/study abroad, DO IT!
5) Don’t call for deaths/genocide
BONUS ADVICE:
Oh, and I liked this quote from the movie “Roadhouse” (shoutout to @Pitchfork51):
“All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.” -
join the military and the bored will thank you for your serviceMad_Son said:
Become a plumberFire_Marshall_Bill said:Major in a STEM field or business.
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Fun fact: In general, Girls are filthier then Guys when it comes to bathrooms
they shed their hair everywhere and have a bunch of cosmetic shit in the bathroom in general. -
Hurtful. I didn’t advise against citrus parties.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Had to flag.Doog_de_Jour said:
Wow, that’s actually some good advice.Swaye said:Let me give you some more advice that will seriously help your life...
1) If you go down on it and it tastes like a penny, stop licking. You might have AIDS.
2) Might seem like a good idea to earn your red wings one day. It's not.
3) Even if you are white collar, learn how to use tools and fix shit. It might save your life one day.
4) Get in a real fist fight at least once in your life. You learn a lot about yourself.
5) If you dream big, you'll probably fail. That's okay. Turn to drinking instead.
6) If you ever do anything super embarrassing or humiliating, immediately act like you meant to do it. Anything else makes you look like a weak fag.
7) Never weed eat in shorts. See number 6 above.
8) Go on a real hunt and kill something with some regularity. You aren't a man until you can kill, clean and cook your own food. This includes building the fire to cook it on. Trust me on this.
9) Jail is fine, but never go to prison. Jail gives you street cred. Prison gives you anal rape.
10) Buy and own an old Jeep. This step will help you achieve steps 3 and 8 above.
I’ll throw in a few:
1) To add to @Swaye’s #3, also learn one of the “feminine arts” (baking, sewing, etc.) I’m not saying you have to make a soufflé or custom window treatments, but it shows people (especially the ladies) that you’re man enough to hem your own damn pants.
2) Own one really nice, tailored suit (and the appropriate matching suit, shoes, belt, etc.)
3) Before you start something, have a plan B, C, D, etc. Life never works out how you expect.
4) If you have the opportunity to travel/study abroad, DO IT!
5) Don’t call for deaths/genocide
BONUS ADVICE:
Oh, and I liked this quote from the movie “Roadhouse” (shoutout to @Pitchfork51):
“All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.” -
Facts.BrickSquad said:Fun fact: In general, Girls are filthier then Guys when it comes to bathrooms
they shed their hair everywhere and have a bunch of cosmetic shit in the bathroom in general.
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This and Greenday's "Time of your life" were my 8th grade graduation songs.Dennis_DeYoung said:Okay, now that I realize you have a fall guy I have some other advice for you:
never lose your sense of wonder
get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger
never take one single breath for granted
never let love leave you empty handed
still feel small when you stand beside the ocean
Whenever one door closes remember one more opens
give faith a fighting chance
when you get the choice to sit it out or dance: dance.
Strong advice that has kept me in the basement for years.
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