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New HH Feature: Ask the Orkin Man

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  • LebamDawgLebamDawg Member Posts: 8,664 Standard Supporter

    LebamDawg said:

    I have a friend who was a Makah indian, I used to tease him for wearing cowboy boots. Should I feel guilty? he is dead now, should I feel real guilty?

    Why is a whale-hunting, sea-faring tribesman wearing cowboy boots?

    That is some serious gender identification faggy shit.
    He suffered from reverse ethnic assimilation and went thru life thinking (and trying to act) like a white man thus the cowboy boots. But to make him feel better I wore arrow shirts. he did not laff.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,356 Founders Club

    I bought my dog like 12 years ago on the rez. Do you think the guy who sold her to us was really a licensed breeder?

    We don't have licensed breeders. We have thieves who steal dogs and then sell them to dumb white people. Next question.
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161

    Let's say u didn't tarp your load with the mistress and now she's trying to blackmail u by threatening to keep the kid. How many stairs does she need to fall down to make sure of a miscarriage? Or is a kick to the abdomen have a higher probability? Again axing for a very close fren

    Chinned for "tarp your load".
    How cum load tarpers are "ribbed for her pleasure ?"

    Can't they make one for men that "makes it feel like fucking a baby seal ?"

  • Lawrence_of_a_LabiaLawrence_of_a_Labia Member Posts: 468
    this needs to be a reg segment
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Is Orkin the best to call for a crab infestation?
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 43,526 Standard Supporter
    doogie said:

    Is Orkin the best to call for a crab infestation?

    For removal or installation of crabs?
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,898 Founders Club

    doogie said:

    Is Orkin the best to call for a crab infestation?

    For removal or installation of crabs?
    Yes.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,873 Standard Supporter
    What's your longest period of sleeplessness? Which drugs fueled it? Is it over yet? What music played throughout? And did a shaman lead you through your hallucinations?
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,356 Founders Club

    What's your longest period of sleeplessness? Which drugs fueled it? Is it over yet? What music played throughout? And did a shaman lead you through your hallucinations?

    72 hours. Mescaline. Last week, I thought a roach I saw was a pterodactyl playing dominoes, so no.

    Freddy Fender, constant loop.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUVgkXVDkBA

    Spirit Horse dressed up as F. Scott Fitzgerald was the guide.

    image

    Shit got weird.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,873 Standard Supporter
    imageThis is the White Spirit. You get all the fun, we get Disney, rated G.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,356 Founders Club

    imageThis is the White Spirit. You get all the fun, we get Disney, rated G.

    Very true. But, you own the country, killed all my people, and I live in a trailer (not for much longer). I'd take Disney in this one.
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