What's the best way for dealing with those tiny fucking brown ants that live underneath the patio and cause little sand mounds between the cracks when the weather gets nice?
What's the latest between you and the "teacher" you got set up with on the trip? She finally figure out that you gave her the clap?
She's asleep in her bed, and I am down the hall sitting on her shitter at 5AM because bad messican food last night. We are still a thing. Her ass still claps like a seal. Next question.
As soon as Apple makes a wide enough angle lens to capture it. Next question.
When will Apple makes an extra wide angle lens?
When they finally think my dong is an important enough treasure to photograph. They are racist pieces of shit, so I'm not holding my breath. Next question.
How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?
How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?
You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.
How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?
You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.
Actually thanks for the advice. I never thought I'd say that.
Of course I'm not going to take it. I met a gnarly skank in a bar in PB yesterday so I'm meeting her.
Full side tat. Like swaye approval style.
But for you basement jerkers here's the girl I had to hide from yesterday because it was my friend who was with me's ex girl
This is not a question. Don't hijack my shit doofus. Fuck.
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