New HH Feature: Ask the Orkin Man

89ute

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

When are you going to start using cocaine again?

After I pass my drug test for my new job.

What's your new job?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Should @89ute be banned for breaking the shitpost streak?

dnc

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Should @89ute be banned for breaking the shitpost streak?

Looks like he kept it alive to me

89ute

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Should @89ute be banned for breaking the shitpost streak?

I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm knew here.

FireCohen

89ute said:

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

When are you going to start using cocaine again?

After I pass my drug test for my new job.

What's your new job?

oregonblitzkrieg

Pitchfork51 said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

Pitchfork51 said:

How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?

You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.

Actually thanks for the advice. I never thought I'd say that.


Of course I'm not going to take it. I met a gnarled skank in a bar in PB yesterday so I'm meeting her.

Full side rolls. Like IrishDawg22 approval style.


But for you basement jerkers here's the pussy I tried to poach yesterday because it was my friend who was with me's ex girl

LebamDawg

I have a friend who was a Makah indian, I used to tease him for wearing cowboy boots. Should I feel guilty? he is dead now, should I feel real guilty?

Swaye

whlinder said:

Are you ever gonna bring your partying to Loudoun and invite me?

Will you pay for everything? Next question.

Swaye

whlinder said:

Why is this called Ask the Orkin man and not Ax the Orkin man?

Axe Derek. Next question.

Swaye

whlinder said:

Why is this the Spring Edition when it is Summer?

See above.

Swaye

whlinder said:

If I shitpoast 3 times in a row and no one reads it, does it make a shitpoast?

Axe Hondo.

Swaye

89ute said:

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

When are you going to start using cocaine again?

After I pass my drug test for my new job.

What's your new job?

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Should @89ute be banned for breaking the shitpost streak?

Depends. If he posts some tit pics of hot mormons in the Wam, then no. Otherwise, yes. Next question.

Swaye

LebamDawg said:

I have a friend who was a Makah indian, I used to tease him for wearing cowboy boots. Should I feel guilty? he is dead now, should I feel real guilty?

Yes. You should pay me reparations for this transgression. Asshole. Next question.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I live in Chicago now and want to root for their NHL team but they're called the Blackhawks. My white guilt thinks I shouldn't root for them.

Can I have your permission to cheer them on? Maybe in exchange for donations to the Rez orphanage or something?

TierbsHsotBoobs

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I live in Chicago now and want to root for their NHL team but they're called the Blackhawks. My white guilt thinks I shouldn't root for them.

Can I have your permission to cheer them on? Maybe in exchange for donations to the Rez orphanage or something?

MOVE

Swaye

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I live in Chicago now and want to root for their NHL team but they're called the Blackhawks. My white guilt thinks I shouldn't root for them.

Can I have your permission to cheer them on? Maybe in exchange for donations to the Rez orphanage or something?

Approved. Just send me two cases of beer. I'll make sure it gets to the orphanage.

PurpleThrobber

LebamDawg said:

I have a friend who was a Makah indian, I used to tease him for wearing cowboy boots. Should I feel guilty? he is dead now, should I feel real guilty?

Why is a whale-hunting, sea-faring tribesman wearing cowboy boots?

That is some serious gender identification faggy shit.

DerekJohnson

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I live in Chicago now and want to root for their NHL team but they're called the Blackhawks. My white guilt thinks I shouldn't root for them.

Can I have your permission to cheer them on? Maybe in exchange for donations to the Rez orphanage or something?

MOVE

HE JUST MOVED!!!1!

Pitchfork51

I bought my dog like 12 years ago on the rez. Do you think the guy who sold her to us was really a licensed breeder?