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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    bananasnblondes said:

    What's the best way for dealing with those tiny fucking brown ants that live underneath the patio and cause little sand mounds between the cracks when the weather gets nice?

    Nuke them from orbit. Next question.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    What's the latest between you and the "teacher" you got set up with on the trip? She finally figure out that you gave her the clap?

    She's asleep in her bed, and I am down the hall sitting on her shitter at 5AM because bad messican food last night. We are still a thing. Her ass still claps like a seal. Next question.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    YellowSnow said:

    Tequilla said:

    What's the latest between you and the "teacher" you got set up with on the trip? She finally figure out that you gave her the clap?

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    Told you.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    YellowSnow said:

    What is the current dollar to wampum conversion rate?

    .81. Duh.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    edited July 2017
    CheersWestDawg said:

    How much for a full house extermination? I got house flies, mice, spiders, and probably other shit I can't see.

    Burning it to the ground would be cheaper. Next question.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    Mad_Son said:

    Which Catch-22 character do you relate to more - Hungry Joe or Chief White Halfoat?

    I can't read.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    DeepSeaZ said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    When are you going to send me a dick pic?

    I know it might make @dnc jealous, buy IDGAF.

    As soon as Apple makes a wide enough angle lens to capture it. Next question.
    When will Apple makes an extra wide angle lens?
    When they finally think my dong is an important enough treasure to photograph. They are racist pieces of shit, so I'm not holding my breath. Next question.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Is it wrong to nail 18 and 19 year olds? They're legal after all.

    Boys or girls? Next question.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?

    Triggered. Next question.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    CirrhosisDawg said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?

    You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.
    Told you.
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