New HH Feature: Ask the Orkin Man

DerekJohnson · July 2017

Here's your chance to ask @Swaye anything you want. Please keep your questions to manifesto length. Thank you.

PurpleBaze · July 2017

When are you going to send me a dick pic?

I know it might make @dnc jealous, buy IDGAF.

Swaye · July 2017

PurpleBaze said:
When are you going to send me a dick pic?

I know it might make @dnc jealous, buy IDGAF.

As soon as Apple makes a wide enough angle lens to capture it. Next question.

CuntWaffle · July 2017

What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...

GrundleStiltzkin · July 2017

What's you're favorite pemican recipe? TIA, I'll take your answer off the air.

bananasnblondes · July 2017

What's the best way for dealing with those tiny fucking brown ants that live underneath the patio and cause little sand mounds between the cracks when the weather gets nice?

Tequilla · July 2017

What's the latest between you and the "teacher" you got set up with on the trip? She finally figure out that you gave her the clap?

YellowSnow · July 2017

Tequilla said:
What's the latest between you and the "teacher" you got set up with on the trip? She finally figure out that you gave her the clap?

YellowSnow · July 2017

What is the current dollar to wampum conversion rate?

CheersWestDawg · July 2017

How much for a full house extermination? I got house flies, mice, spiders, and probably other shit I can't see.

DeepSeaZ · July 2017

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:
When are you going to send me a dick pic?

I know it might make @dnc jealous, buy IDGAF.
As soon as Apple makes a wide enough angle lens to capture it. Next question.

When will Apple makes an extra wide angle lens?

Fire_Marshall_Bill · July 2017

Is it wrong to nail 18 and 19 year olds? They're legal after all.

Mad_Son · July 2017

Which Catch-22 character do you relate to more - Hungry Joe or Chief White Halfoat?

Pitchfork51 · July 2017

How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?

CirrhosisDawg · July 2017

Pitchfork51 said:
How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?

You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.

Pitchfork51 · July 2017

CirrhosisDawg said:

Pitchfork51 said:
How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?
You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.

Actually thanks for the advice. I never thought I'd say that.

Of course I'm not going to take it. I met a gnarly skank in a bar in PB yesterday so I'm meeting her.

Full side tat. Like swaye approval style.

But for you basement jerkers here's the girl I had to hide from yesterday because it was my friend who was with me's ex girl