I'm a giver.

Swaye · June 2017

I give until it hurts.

dnc · June 2017

Swaye said:
I give until it hurts.

HR, YK

Hurtful indeed.

Swaye · June 2017

dnc said:

Swaye said:
I give until it hurts.
HR, YK

Hurtful indeed.

I'm pissing sideways. It does hurt.

LoneStarDawg · June 2017

Boobs too perfect

YellowSnow · June 2017

Too wholesome. Not enough ink.

tenndawg · June 2017

She would probably appreciate that you posted her pic in the hope that a bunch of depraved basement dwellers will BRB JO to her tits...

PurpleThrobber · June 2017

IIRC, she's a teacher.

Did you learn anything?

And how did you stack up against her 14 year old conquests?

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....

Bad_MotherDucker · June 2017

Nice fucking work!!!

Swaye · June 2017

YellowSnow said:
Too wholesome. Not enough ink.

I gotta tell you, I have seriously been thinking about cleaning my shit up for the last several weeks. Maybe wholesome is just what I need? I'm in a weird place. FML.

Swaye · June 2017

PurpleThrobber said:
IIRC, she's a teacher.

Did you learn anything?

And how did you stack up against her 14 year old conquests?

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....

Here's one thing I learned...she did undergrad at William and Mary, and grad school at the University of Virginia...it's not Harvard, but it's not ITT Tech either. All that to become a teacher? Makes me think her family probably has money...

doogie · June 2017

So, the big Orkin Boss paid you triple to come to Jamaica to do his wife?

Swaye · June 2017

She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.

Mad_Son · June 2017

Swaye said:
She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.

You're only getting older. Lock her up before you can't get it up anymore.

What did she study in grad school? Did she just get a masters? William and Mary isn't a super strong indicator of money in my experiences. It's good to know she's already part of the tribe though.

tenndawg · June 2017

The whole situation is fucked

Why does she need to be "fixed up" with someone ? What's her fatal flaw ?

And fixed up with you, holy shit...

Do your friends think you have potential, and maybe she's the nurturing rescuing type ?

Pump her back door full of red seed while choking her and calling her a slut

Fucking do gooder, she needs to be weeping and wondering what she's gotten herself into...

I already hate her

dflea · June 2017

tenndawg said:
The whole situation is fucked

Why does she need to be "fixed up" with someone ? What's her fatal flaw ?

And fixed up with you, holy shit...

Do your friends think you have potential, and maybe she's the nurturing rescuing type ?

Pump her back door full of red seed while choking her and calling her a slut

Fucking do gooder, she needs to be weeping and wondering what she's gotten herself into...

I already hate her

I was thinking the same thing until I checked out her tits again.