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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Swaye said:

    I give until it hurts.

    HR, YK

    Hurtful indeed.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,043
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    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    I give until it hurts.

    HR, YK

    Hurtful indeed.
    I'm pissing sideways. It does hurt.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,792
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    Swaye's Wigwam
    Too wholesome. Not enough ink.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,649
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    IIRC, she's a teacher.

    Did you learn anything?

    And how did you stack up against her 14 year old conquests?

    Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....

  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
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    So, the big Orkin Boss paid you triple to come to Jamaica to do his wife?
  • Mad_SonMad_Son Member Posts: 10,071
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    Swaye said:

    She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?

    Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.

    You're only getting older. Lock her up before you can't get it up anymore.

    What did she study in grad school? Did she just get a masters? William and Mary isn't a super strong indicator of money in my experiences. It's good to know she's already part of the tribe though.
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