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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Peterman said:

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    Appreciate that almost everyone here has zero faith in me and fully expects I will blow it, or ruin this girl's life. EAFD.

    For the record - I told you to choke her, berate her and sodomize her...

    I should be hoasting a call in show on relationships
    I laffed.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Poasting identifiable pics of a date is Spooge as fuck. @Swaye is no Spooge. Some of you(?) need to learn the difference.

    Sadly, the first couple several I did post actual pics. Then one of the smart lawyers here wrote me and was like, um, dude, let me help you out...you can get in serious trouble for this...plus it's creepy...so yeah, fake chick pics ever since. But really, I have only banged out like 5 chicks in the last year, including the crazy red head in rehab. Fucking pathetic really. This chick is the cutest since spirit fingers, and seems much more lucid. lulz
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Poasting identifiable pics of a date is Spooge as fuck. @Swaye is no Spooge. Some of you(?) need to learn the difference.

    Sadly, the first couple several I did post actual pics. Then one of the smart lawyers here wrote me and was like, um, dude, let me help you out...you can get in serious trouble for this...plus it's creepy...so yeah, fake chick pics ever since. But really, I have only banged out like 5 chicks in the last year, including the crazy red head in rehab. Fucking pathetic really. This chick is the cutest since spirit fingers, and seems much more lucid. lulz
    I thought you and red were really headed somewhere. (I didn't)
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    doogie said:

    Swaye said:

    She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?

    Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.

    So, this really is it. You're pussy whipped and gonna disappear.
    Hey, it was a good run. If this place can live without J it'll do just fine without me. Plus you still have an Asian, a Jew, one girl, and too many fags to count.

    #diversitycoalitionintact
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    DerekJohnson said:

    Next up will be DDY live-blogging from his trip to Fire Island

    I'd pay for this.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    doogie said:

    Swaye said:

    She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?

    Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.

    So, this really is it. You're pussy whipped and gonna disappear.
    Hey, it was a good run. If this place can live without J it'll do just fine without me. Plus you still have an Asian, a Jew, one girl, and too many fags to count.

    #diversitycoalitionintact
    Who's the jew?!
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,272
    Swaye said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    IIRC, she's a teacher.

    Did you learn anything?

    And how did you stack up against her 14 year old conquests?

    Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....

    Here's one thing I learned...she did undergrad at William and Mary, and grad school at the University of Virginia...it's not Harvard, but it's not ITT Tech either. All that to become a teacher? Makes me think her family probably has money...
    As a native..... ahem.... Virginian... there are a TON of the wholesome white girls who do well in High School, (good grades and all that shit) get in to UVA or William & Mary (damn good schools), realize they don't actually have the level of critical thinking/analytical skills for the real world, or don't have the drive and mentality to work in the business world, and go the teaching route. Teaching requires a graduate degree so they go get that.

    I know so many white girls from HS who did that. Go to great undergrad, get a teaching degree, and become a teacher.

    They had as good or better GPAs than me, roughly same SATs, but could not hack real math, statistics and critical thinking.

    And maybe they like teaching and wanted to do that, and if so, good for them. Because it is a lot of expensive schooling to end up teaching first grade.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    IIRC, she's a teacher.

    Did you learn anything?

    And how did you stack up against her 14 year old conquests?

    Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....

    Here's one thing I learned...she did undergrad at William and Mary, and grad school at the University of Virginia...it's not Harvard, but it's not ITT Tech either. All that to become a teacher? Makes me think her family probably has money...
    As a native..... ahem.... Virginian... there are a TON of the wholesome white girls who do well in High School, (good grades and all that shit) get in to UVA or William & Mary (damn good schools), realize they don't actually have the level of critical thinking/analytical skills for the real world, or don't have the drive and mentality to work in the business world, and go the teaching route. Teaching requires a graduate degree so they go get that.

    I know so many white girls from HS who did that. Go to great undergrad, get a teaching degree, and become a teacher.

    They had as good or better GPAs than me, roughly same SATs, but could not hack real math, statistics and critical thinking.

    And maybe they like teaching and wanted to do that, and if so, good for them. Because it is a lot of expensive schooling to end up teaching first grade.
    That's what I was thinking. She did tell me last night she has no student loan debt...I am trying not to pry...plus it's like day 3 that I've known her...but of course I am intrigued... I am thinking she's from money...maybe not big money, but at least McMansion in Vienna or Leesburg type money.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    IIRC, she's a teacher.

    Did you learn anything?

    And how did you stack up against her 14 year old conquests?

    Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....

    Here's one thing I learned...she did undergrad at William and Mary, and grad school at the University of Virginia...it's not Harvard, but it's not ITT Tech either. All that to become a teacher? Makes me think her family probably has money...
    As a native..... ahem.... Virginian... there are a TON of the wholesome white girls who do well in High School, (good grades and all that shit) get in to UVA or William & Mary (damn good schools), realize they don't actually have the level of critical thinking/analytical skills for the real world, or don't have the drive and mentality to work in the business world, and go the teaching route. Teaching requires a graduate degree so they go get that.

    I know so many white girls from HS who did that. Go to great undergrad, get a teaching degree, and become a teacher.

    They had as good or better GPAs than me, roughly same SATs, but could not hack real math, statistics and critical thinking.

    And maybe they like teaching and wanted to do that, and if so, good for them. Because it is a lot of expensive schooling to end up teaching first grade.
    That's what I was thinking. She did tell me last night she has no student loan debt...I am trying not to pry...plus it's like day 3 that I've known her...but of course I am intrigued... I am thinking she's from money...maybe not big money, but at least McMansion in Vienna or Leesburg type money.
    She's full of shit.

    Hth
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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Ask her top three babies names for both boys and girls
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,103
    doogie said:

    Ask her top three babies names for both boys and girls

    If they are Jordan, Taylor and Blair - flee.

    She/he's a tranny.

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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    This is like watching a slow moving train wreck.

    But it's all a good laugh in about 24 hours. The countdown begins.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    PurpleThrobber said:

    doogie said:

    Ask her top three babies names for both boys and girls

    If they are Jordan, Taylor and Blair - flee.

    She/he's a tranny.

    Don't forget braydon or some other gay shit like that
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,103
    Pitchfork51 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    doogie said:

    Ask her top three babies names for both boys and girls

    If they are Jordan, Taylor and Blair - flee.

    She/he's a tranny.

    Don't forget braydon or some other gay shit like that
    Adrian, Madison, Mackenzie, Morgan, Tory, Hayden.

    Gay as fuck.

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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,103
    Swaye said:

    I don't care what she likes for names. If I ever have kids I have already picked them. Hides the Tits for a girl, and Dong like Bison Tatanka for a boy.

    edit: Those names sound better in their native tongue.

    image

    FTFY
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Swaye said:

    I don't care what she likes for names. If I ever have kids I have already picked them. Hides the Tits for a girl, and Dong like Bison Tatanka for a boy.

    edit: Those names sound better in their native tongue.

    image

    FTFY
    Tatonka IS the native tongue.

    hth
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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Swaye said:

    I don't care what she likes for names. If I ever have kids I have already picked them. Hides the Tits for a girl, and Dong like Bison for a boy.

    edit: Those names sound better in their native tongue.

    so there it is. You've already named the papoose you're gonna make with this squaw.
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    offseason best season.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club
    backthepack said:

    offseason summer break best season.

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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Such fag, J

    Kiss Stalin's ring already and end this silly charade
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    doogie said:

    Such fag, J

    Suck Stalin's ring already and end this silly charade

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