It always cracks me up how our posters are such morons. lulz. Some of the early photos of my sluts were real, but I haven't posted a legit pic in ages. I just try to find photos that match the "spirit" of the girl...without actually posting "the girl." Boobs WTF's me anyway, so fuck it. Ever since it dawned on me that I could either fuck something up or get stalking charges or some shit, it's been forbidden - and you can hate on one of the assholes here who actually PM'ed and told me I should knock it off or risk trouble.... Anyway, all you have to do is right click on the photo and do a google image search. Dumbassas.
Anyway, I know a few of you were onto it via PM's...the rest of you LRN2INTERWEBZ
So, this is a reasonably close approximation of the chick. Pretty face, killer body, and big boobs (fake which makes me really think she comes from money), though not quite as bodacious as this chica. Anyway, all the chicks are at the spa. I'm nursing a Red Stripe and contemplating my life...terrible combo I know. FML. This chick is really cool, and not in a yeah she does blow with me and will let me tattoo a pic of my dong on her kind of way... I'll probably fuck this up quickly.
Appreciate that almost everyone here has zero faith in me adn fully expects I will blow it, or ruin this girl's life. EAFD.
It always cracks me up how our posters are such morons. lulz. Some of the early photos of my sluts were real, but I haven't posted a legit pic in ages. I just try to find photos that match the "spirit" of the girl...without actually posting "the girl." Boobs WTF's me anyway, so fuck it. Ever since it dawned on me that I could either fuck something up or get stalking charges or some shit, it's been forbidden - and you can hate on one of the assholes here who actually PM'ed and told me I should knock it off or risk trouble.... Anyway, all you have to do is right click on the photo and do a google image search. Dumbassas.
Anyway, I know a few of you were onto it via PM's...the rest of you LRN2INTERWEBZ
So, this is a reasonably close approximation of the chick. Pretty face, killer body, and big boobs (fake which makes me really think she comes from money), though not quite as bodacious as this chica. Anyway, all the chicks are at the spa. I'm nursing a Red Stripe and contemplating my life...terrible combo I know. FML. This chick is really cool, and not in a yeah she does blow with me and will let me tattoo a pic of my dong on her kind of way... I'll probably fuck this up quickly.
Appreciate that almost everyone here has zero faith in me adn fully expects I will blow it, or ruin this girl's life. EAFD.
You're welcome.
I'm a bit confused at the fact people thought those were real pics. What kind of faggy dude is out snapping photos when with girls? It's bad enough to be stuck taking the picture of the girls on their phone but to actively do it yourself? Gayyy
Isn't that the whole joke behind the "you know why" thing?
It always cracks me up how our posters are such morons. lulz. Some of the early photos of my sluts were real, but I haven't posted a legit pic in ages. I just try to find photos that match the "spirit" of the girl...without actually posting "the girl." Boobs WTF's me anyway, so fuck it. Ever since it dawned on me that I could either fuck something up or get stalking charges or some shit, it's been forbidden - and you can hate on one of the assholes here who actually PM'ed and told me I should knock it off or risk trouble.... Anyway, all you have to do is right click on the photo and do a google image search. Dumbassas.
Anyway, I know a few of you were onto it via PM's...the rest of you LRN2INTERWEBZ
So, this is a reasonably close approximation of the chick. Pretty face, killer body, and big boobs (fake which makes me really think she comes from money), though not quite as bodacious as this chica. Anyway, all the chicks are at the spa. I'm nursing a Red Stripe and contemplating my life...terrible combo I know. FML. This chick is really cool, and not in a yeah she does blow with me and will let me tattoo a pic of my dong on her kind of way... I'll probably fuck this up quickly.
Appreciate that almost everyone here has zero faith in me adn fully expects I will blow it, or ruin this girl's life. EAFD.
You're welcome.
I'm a bit confused at the fact people thought those were real pics. What kind of faggy dude is out snapping photos when with girls? It's bad enough to be stuck taking the picture of the girls on their phone but to actively do it yourself? Gayyy
Isn't that the whole joke behind the "you know why" thing?
I know not everyone here is dumb, and several folks have PM'ed about it int he past... maybe everyone kind of gets it, but it seems that most jump right on it. Maybe everyone just likes to play a long...whatever...the "real" Jamaica chick has slightly darker hair than this version, slightly smaller cans, nice flat stomach, cute face, etc. She also has a juicy dumper, but very firm...not Kardashian size, but probably one of the only chicks I have ever railed that APAG would actually approve of. In fact, she was walking to the bathroom last night buck naked and I thought to myself, APAG would upvote this ass. I spend too much time here. FML.
It always cracks me up how our posters are such morons. lulz. Some of the early photos of my sluts were real, but I haven't posted a legit pic in ages. I just try to find photos that match the "spirit" of the girl...without actually posting "the girl." Boobs WTF's me anyway, so fuck it. Ever since it dawned on me that I could either fuck something up or get stalking charges or some shit, it's been forbidden - and you can hate on one of the assholes here who actually PM'ed and told me I should knock it off or risk trouble.... Anyway, all you have to do is right click on the photo and do a google image search. Dumbassas.
Anyway, I know a few of you were onto it via PM's...the rest of you LRN2INTERWEBZ
So, this is a reasonably close approximation of the chick. Pretty face, killer body, and big boobs (fake which makes me really think she comes from money), though not quite as bodacious as this chica. Anyway, all the chicks are at the spa. I'm nursing a Red Stripe and contemplating my life...terrible combo I know. FML. This chick is really cool, and not in a yeah she does blow with me and will let me tattoo a pic of my dong on her kind of way... I'll probably fuck this up quickly.
Appreciate that almost everyone here has zero faith in me adn fully expects I will blow it, or ruin this girl's life. EAFD.
You're welcome.
I'm a bit confused at the fact people thought those were real pics. What kind of faggy dude is out snapping photos when with girls? It's bad enough to be stuck taking the picture of the girls on their phone but to actively do it yourself? Gayyy
Isn't that the whole joke behind the "you know why" thing?
I know not everyone here is dumb, and several folks have PM'ed about it int he past... maybe everyone kind of gets it, but it seems that most jump right on it. Maybe everyone just likes to play a long...whatever...the "real" Jamaica chick has slightly darker hair than this version, slightly smaller cans, nice flat stomach, cute face, etc. She also has a juicy dumper, but very firm...not Kardashian size, but probably one of the only chicks I have ever railed that APAG would actually approve of. In fact, she was walking to the bathroom last night buck naked and I thought to myself, APAG would upvote this ass. I spend too much time here. FML.
I gotta tell you, I have seriously been thinking about cleaning my shit up for the last several weeks. Maybe wholesome is just what I need? I'm in a weird place. FML.
Poasting identifiable pics of a date is Spooge as fuck. @Swaye is no Spooge. Some of you(?) need to learn the difference.
Sadly, the first couple several I did post actual pics. Then one of the smart lawyers here wrote me and was like, um, dude, let me help you out...you can get in serious trouble for this...plus it's creepy...so yeah, fake chick pics ever since. But really, I have only banged out like 5 chicks in the last year, including the crazy red head in rehab. Fucking pathetic really. This chick is the cutest since spirit fingers, and seems much more lucid. lulz
Poasting identifiable pics of a date is Spooge as fuck. @Swaye is no Spooge. Some of you(?) need to learn the difference.
Sadly, the first couple several I did post actual pics. Then one of the smart lawyers here wrote me and was like, um, dude, let me help you out...you can get in serious trouble for this...plus it's creepy...so yeah, fake chick pics ever since. But really, I have only banged out like 5 chicks in the last year, including the crazy red head in rehab. Fucking pathetic really. This chick is the cutest since spirit fingers, and seems much more lucid. lulz
I thought you and red were really headed somewhere. (I didn't)
She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.
So, this really is it. You're pussy whipped and gonna disappear.
She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.
So, this really is it. You're pussy whipped and gonna disappear.
Hey, it was a good run. If this place can live without J it'll do just fine without me. Plus you still have an Asian, a Jew, one girl, and too many fags to count.
She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.
So, this really is it. You're pussy whipped and gonna disappear.
Hey, it was a good run. If this place can live without J it'll do just fine without me. Plus you still have an Asian, a Jew, one girl, and too many fags to count.
She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.
So, this really is it. You're pussy whipped and gonna disappear.
Hey, it was a good run. If this place can live without J it'll do just fine without me. Plus you still have an Asian, a Jew, one girl, and too many fags to count.
#diversitycoalitionintact
In my experiences you need this place more once you're married.
She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.
So, this really is it. You're pussy whipped and gonna disappear.
Hey, it was a good run. If this place can live without J it'll do just fine without me. Plus you still have an Asian, a Jew, one girl, and too many fags to count.
#diversitycoalitionintact
Who's the jew?!
Probably the lawyer that told him not to post real pics.
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Anyway, I know a few of you were onto it via PM's...the rest of you LRN2INTERWEBZ
So, this is a reasonably close approximation of the chick. Pretty face, killer body, and big boobs (fake which makes me really think she comes from money), though not quite as bodacious as this chica. Anyway, all the chicks are at the spa. I'm nursing a Red Stripe and contemplating my life...terrible combo I know. FML. This chick is really cool, and not in a yeah she does blow with me and will let me tattoo a pic of my dong on her kind of way... I'll probably fuck this up quickly.
Appreciate that almost everyone here has zero faith in me adn fully expects I will blow it, or ruin this girl's life. EAFD.
I'm a bit confused at the fact people thought those were real pics. What kind of faggy dude is out snapping photos when with girls?
It's bad enough to be stuck taking the picture of the girls on their phone but to actively do it yourself? Gayyy
Isn't that the whole joke behind the "you know why" thing?
I should be hoasting a call in show on relationships
coupleseveral I did post actual pics. Then one of the smart lawyers here wrote me and was like, um, dude, let me help you out...you can get in serious trouble for this...plus it's creepy...so yeah, fake chick pics ever since. But really, I have only banged out like 5 chicks in the last year, including the crazy red head in rehab. Fucking pathetic really. This chick is the cutest since spirit fingers, and seems much more lucid. lulz#diversitycoalitionintact