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Fucking brilliant. There would be peace overnight with the imminent threat of lemon party blasts, leaders being fired at the half-time of their terms, and non-stop general annoyance. Hamas terriorists and Israeli nationalists would crumble instantly.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
crispedPurpleThrobber said:It's real fucking simple. US puts the squeeze on from the West. Russia puts the squeeze on from the east.
"FUCK MIDDLE EAST. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. OR WE'RE PUTTING SVEN IN CHARGE." -
I don't think coelacanths are kosher.AZDuck said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madagascar_Planoregonblitzkrieg said:Fuck the Jews. If they want their own state they should leave, go to Madagascar and carve it out there.
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Arabs are like wild animals. Just keep them fenced in, away from weapons, away from civilized societies, and everything will be kosher.
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you mean halal?oregonblitzkrieg said:Arabs are like wild animals. Just keep them fenced in, away from weapons, away from civilized societies, and everything will be kosher.
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People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
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Word. Motherfucking Word. Vanilla Ice Word to your Mother 1990 style Word.Doogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
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-----Sincerely, Ragnar RagnarssonPurpleThrobber said:It's real fucking simple. US puts the squeeze on from the West. Russia puts the squeeze on from the east.
"Get your shit together Middle East or we're coming in an occupying all your shit, taking all your oil and you get nothing. We'll split the riches. All you fuck Saudis funding terrorist groups for fun, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit." -
Tallest midget POTDDoogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
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Your Pac-12 Champs: The Israel Huskies!!!!!!1
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I'm sure you enjoyed You Don't Mess With The Zohan like I did.PurpleThrobber said:
Word. Motherfucking Word. Vanilla Ice Word to your Mother 1990 style Word.Doogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
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It's the only non Islamocuck state in the Middle East. That makes it superior by default. It should expand its bordersDoogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
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In this case, it is totally acceptable to fuck with the Jews.Pitchfork51 said:
I'm sure you enjoyed You Don't Mess With The Zohan like I did.PurpleThrobber said:
Word. Motherfucking Word. Vanilla Ice Word to your Mother 1990 style Word.Doogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
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Megiddo is in Israel. So sure, Israel should invade Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, and Syria. All the pieces are in place. We wouldn't be bitching about climate change anymore. Well, we would, but more nuclear winter than ice caps melting.oregonblitzkrieg said:
It's the only non Islamocuck state in the Middle East. That makes it superior by default. It should expand its bordersDoogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
Too bad fucking Hezbollah kicked their asses last time they tried. Wonder what would happen if they tried again now. -
Unless I'm wildly mistaken....say no other powers got involved including the us. Couldn't Israel singlehandedly destroy the entire rest of the middle east?AZDuck said:
Megiddo is in Israel. So sure, Israel should invade Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, and Syria.oregonblitzkrieg said:
It's the only non Islamocuck state in the Middle East. That makes it superior by default. It should expand its bordersDoogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
Too bad fucking Hezbollah kicked their asses last time they tried.
If so I say we fund them and let them go to town. Divvy up the profits. -
With nukes, sure. Conventional arms? Not so much.Pitchfork51 said:
Unless I'm wildly mistaken....say no other powers got involved including the us. Couldn't Israel singlehandedly destroy the entire rest of the middle east?AZDuck said:
Megiddo is in Israel. So sure, Israel should invade Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, and Syria.oregonblitzkrieg said:
It's the only non Islamocuck state in the Middle East. That makes it superior by default. It should expand its bordersDoogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
Too bad fucking Hezbollah kicked their asses last time they tried.
The IDF and Israel, for that matter, doesn't have the manpower to actually occupy much more territory than they currently hold. Eventually we and the Russkies would get dragged in, or Israel uses their nukes, and well, the human race will have had a nice run.
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Hezbollah 'kicked their asses' because Israel doesn't play by islamofag rules. Islamofags are cowardly scum that use human shields and other tactics only lowly rats would use. If they wanted to they could make the entire failed state of Lebanon disappear off the face of the map.AZDuck said:
Megiddo is in Israel. So sure, Israel should invade Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, and Syria. All the pieces are in place. We wouldn't be bitching about climate change anymore. Well, we would, but more nuclear winter than ice caps melting.oregonblitzkrieg said:
It's the only non Islamocuck state in the Middle East. That makes it superior by default. It should expand its bordersDoogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
Too bad fucking Hezbollah kicked their asses last time they tried. Wonder what would happen if they tried again now. -
I actually mean it thoughAZDuck said:
With nukes, sure. Conventional arms? Not so much.Pitchfork51 said:
Unless I'm wildly mistaken....say no other powers got involved including the us. Couldn't Israel singlehandedly destroy the entire rest of the middle east?AZDuck said:
Megiddo is in Israel. So sure, Israel should invade Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, and Syria.oregonblitzkrieg said:
It's the only non Islamocuck state in the Middle East. That makes it superior by default. It should expand its bordersDoogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
Too bad fucking Hezbollah kicked their asses last time they tried.
The IDF and Israel, for that matter, doesn't have the manpower to actually occupy much more territory than they currently hold. Eventually we and the Russkies would get dragged in, or Israel uses their nukes, and well, the human race will have had a nice run.
Say no one else got dragged in.
Israel would clearly win right?? -
Nah - Putin isn't going to punch his nuke button because the Israelis lobbed a couple nukes into Syria or whereever. He doesn't want to die any more than Trump - they love themselves too much.AZDuck said:
With nukes, sure. Conventional arms? Not so much.Pitchfork51 said:
Unless I'm wildly mistaken....say no other powers got involved including the us. Couldn't Israel singlehandedly destroy the entire rest of the middle east?AZDuck said:
Megiddo is in Israel. So sure, Israel should invade Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, and Syria.oregonblitzkrieg said:
It's the only non Islamocuck state in the Middle East. That makes it superior by default. It should expand its bordersDoogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
Too bad fucking Hezbollah kicked their asses last time they tried.
The IDF and Israel, for that matter, doesn't have the manpower to actually occupy much more territory than they currently hold. Eventually we and the Russkies would get dragged in, or Israel uses their nukes, and well, the human race will have had a nice run.
And if Putin doesn't punch his nuke button, Trump sure as fuck isn't going to punch his.
THEN we go in and pillage the oil.
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Like we won the first three months in Iraq. Then what? 360 million versus 10 million. They control a huge chunk of the world's oil. Global economy goes haywire. IDF can probably push out 100 or so miles from Israeli borders without logistical help from guess who.Pitchfork51 said:
I actually mean it thoughAZDuck said:
With nukes, sure. Conventional arms? Not so much.Pitchfork51 said:
Unless I'm wildly mistaken....say no other powers got involved including the us. Couldn't Israel singlehandedly destroy the entire rest of the middle east?AZDuck said:
Megiddo is in Israel. So sure, Israel should invade Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, and Syria.oregonblitzkrieg said:
It's the only non Islamocuck state in the Middle East. That makes it superior by default. It should expand its bordersDoogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
Too bad fucking Hezbollah kicked their asses last time they tried.
The IDF and Israel, for that matter, doesn't have the manpower to actually occupy much more territory than they currently hold. Eventually we and the Russkies would get dragged in, or Israel uses their nukes, and well, the human race will have had a nice run.
Say no one else got dragged in.
Israel would clearly win right??
Every time Israel has done it in the past, they've regretted it. Think Suez, think Lebanon in the 80's, think Hezbollah ten years ago. The IDF succeeded in knocking out Hezbollah TV for ten whole minutes. All of south Lebanon is tank traps, pre-positioned IEDs and ambushes.
If Race is right (Race is never right, we argued about invading Iraq in 2003 and I was right then) and the Sunni states are serious about cutting a deal with Israel, that is only because they fear the Shia Iranians. We'd be choosing sides in an intra-Islamic civil war. Fuck that. -
Idk why people are against the Jews.PurpleThrobber said:
In this case, it is totally acceptable to fuck with the Jews.Pitchfork51 said:
I'm sure you enjoyed You Don't Mess With The Zohan like I did.PurpleThrobber said:
Word. Motherfucking Word. Vanilla Ice Word to your Mother 1990 style Word.Doogles said:People hating on Israel need to stop. The best state in the middle East and it's not even close.
Those bitches put out man.
On Thursday in SF I'm meeting up for a drink with this jew chick that I never fucked but got a blowjob from in high school.
Her fiancee died of heroin (not my prob) so she's clearly lost all self esteem.
I'm liking my chances.
Yes sven I'll take a pic. -
Bama is more like Israel. The fuskies are Yemen or Qatar. Obscure, largely irrelevant, not expected to ever be a major power.PurpleJ said:Your Pac-12 Champs: The Israel Huskies!!!!!!1
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UW is the Netherlands. Used to be like the 5th best and thought they were powerful.
But now all they've got is marijuana.
You are like Venezuela. Thought you were the new hit shit due to a new retarded philosophy that seemed good on the outside. But now you've crumbled into shit.
Don't worry. ASU is the incas.
Used to be good in theory so fucking long ago people don't even believe it ever existed. -
UO is South Korea. Kind of faggy and trendy but will still kick your ass.Pitchfork51 said:UW is the Netherlands. Used to be like the 5th best and thought they were powerful.
But now all they've got is marijuana.
You are like Venezuela. Thought you were the new hit shit due to a new retarded philosophy that seemed good on the outside. But now you've crumbled into shit.
Don't worry. ASU is the incas.
Used to be good in theory so fucking long ago people don't even believe it ever existed. -
Your neighbors to the north can wipe you out in 20 minutesAZDuck said:
UO is South Korea. Kind of faggy and trendy but will still kick your ass.Pitchfork51 said:UW is the Netherlands. Used to be like the 5th best and thought they were powerful.
But now all they've got is marijuana.
You are like Venezuela. Thought you were the new hit shit due to a new retarded philosophy that seemed good on the outside. But now you've crumbled into shit.
Don't worry. ASU is the incas.
Used to be good in theory so fucking long ago people don't even believe it ever existed. -
Korea is trendy. Lol. It's probably the most boring of the Asian countries. Nice, but boring. Not trendy. Hth.AZDuck said:
UO is South Korea. Kind of faggy and trendy but will still kick your ass.Pitchfork51 said:UW is the Netherlands. Used to be like the 5th best and thought they were powerful.
But now all they've got is marijuana.
You are like Venezuela. Thought you were the new hit shit due to a new retarded philosophy that seemed good on the outside. But now you've crumbled into shit.
Don't worry. ASU is the incas.
Used to be good in theory so fucking long ago people don't even believe it ever existed. -
Hi there. Obviously you've never been to Korea.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Korea is trendy. Lol. It's probably the most boring of the Asian countries. Nice, but boring. Not trendy. Hth.AZDuck said:
UO is South Korea. Kind of faggy and trendy but will still kick your ass.Pitchfork51 said:UW is the Netherlands. Used to be like the 5th best and thought they were powerful.
But now all they've got is marijuana.
You are like Venezuela. Thought you were the new hit shit due to a new retarded philosophy that seemed good on the outside. But now you've crumbled into shit.
Don't worry. ASU is the incas.
Used to be good in theory so fucking long ago people don't even believe it ever existed. -
No. The ME is the Pac-12. America is Alabama.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Bama is more like Israel. The fuskies are Yemen or Qatar. Obscure, largely irrelevant, not expected to ever be a major power.PurpleJ said:Your Pac-12 Champs: The Israel Huskies!!!!!!1
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I've been to Seoul.
I thought it was solid.
Used to work for DHL.
Korean people I generally think are the best looking Asian people.
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Hi there. Obviously you're the cuck that hasn't been there. Either that, or you've just never been to Japan or Thailand to make the comparison. Korea is boring compared to those 2 countries.AZDuck said:
Hi there. Obviously you've never been to Korea.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Korea is trendy. Lol. It's probably the most boring of the Asian countries. Nice, but boring. Not trendy. Hth.AZDuck said:
UO is South Korea. Kind of faggy and trendy but will still kick your ass.Pitchfork51 said:UW is the Netherlands. Used to be like the 5th best and thought they were powerful.
But now all they've got is marijuana.
You are like Venezuela. Thought you were the new hit shit due to a new retarded philosophy that seemed good on the outside. But now you've crumbled into shit.
Don't worry. ASU is the incas.
Used to be good in theory so fucking long ago people don't even believe it ever existed. -
Disagree. Malays are, and it's not very close.Pitchfork51 said:I've been to Seoul.
I thought it was solid.
Used to work for DHL.
Korean people I generally think are the best looking Asian people.
(Fuck off btp. I don't mean you)
