I only have one dad. I get the joke. I have two moms technically because dad got remarried. I always wonder which mom would win in a fight.
The one that's not dead.
Yet. People forget that as a viking warlord in training I will eventually have to defeat my father in one on one combat.
I get it but what if you sexually identify as an attack helicopter? Does that give you an advantage? Can't you just shoot a hellfire at him and be done with it?
I'm polysexual. Some days I identify as M1 Abrams. Some days I get a retro vibe as the Panzer Mk IV. I'm also bike curious. Sometimes I'm an Indian Scout. Don't judge my fetishes man.
Hey man, I'm not judging. I actually respect that you're free from the chains of oppression that hold us down. I'm just helping you find a way to defeat your 2 Viking warlord dads.
I'm only allowed to identify as a viking warlord. Can't break out my hellfires. Melee and fists only. No magic either. You are allowed to pray to Thor or Loki beforehand. No nut shots. No gloves.
Well then I might have to gather up some of my SJW friends and have a protest against your 2 Viking dads for being so offensive with their white privilege.
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