Most of the posters at Dawgman are like the beta fags that would occupy the 4-square court at recess so they could play Pokemon or Magic: The Gathering cards.
Most of the posters here are like the cool kids that want to use the court for playing an intense match of 4-square.
All of the admins at Dawgman are like the douchebag, power-hungry, playground supervisor kids that tell the cool kids they gotta go find somewhere else to play 4-square, even though the fags are occupying the only 4-square court around.
Derek Johnson is like that one cool parent who bought a can of spray paint and some giant stencils to the playground one night and made a new 4-square court.
This thread is like we're all playing a game of 4-square and one of us "accidentally" slapped a ball too hard at the old 4-square court and hit one of the playground supervisors in the head.
What the fuck is a 4 square court? Close the gates @DerekJohnson it's getting like revenge of the nerds around here.
Nacho, im stupid? thats a really mean thing to say to someone, and really hurts. I knew most of you little guys were young and kinda dumb, but its reaching critical mass on this forum. Let me zip on over to dawgman, see if I can find a post-graduate to talk shop with. You guys stick to apple watch talk, stories about the hot chicks at the supermall you stared through (though not reciprocated) or how many hours you logged in on "Starcraft: wings of liberty" .
Puppy needs conversation, comedy, recruiting banter this time of year. Not talk of joystick battles and girls guys like Nacho cant accurately describe, as he's never touched, smelled, looked closely at or put a poundins to under Greg Gaines weight.
Puppy wants to know if her asshole has been recently plucked and warshed for a fresh tossed salad, or her pussy unkept, as it harbors a more natural aroma or if she has baby belly and saggy stretch marks on what was once were supple teeters. Im sure youve seen those Tommy, it's what changed your lifestyle, introduced you to Jeramy. J you're too far off the radar of love to bring up either sex. You're the guy who turns Bundy, less the good looks and education.
Ill hear your reply over on dawgman Nacho. Just checked, you're already there, ill be there in a sec! #imhurrying
Most of the posters at Dawgman are like the beta fags that would occupy the 4-square court at recess so they could play Pokemon or Magic: The Gathering cards.
Most of the posters here are like the cool kids that want to use the court for playing an intense match of 4-square.
All of the admins at Dawgman are like the douchebag, power-hungry, playground supervisor kids that tell the cool kids they gotta go find somewhere else to play 4-square, even though the fags are occupying the only 4-square court around.
Derek Johnson is like that one cool parent who bought a can of spray paint and some giant stencils to the playground one night and made a new 4-square court.
This thread is like we're all playing a game of 4-square and one of us "accidentally" slapped a ball too hard at the old 4-square court and hit one of the playground supervisors in the head.
Dude, I don't know any cool kids who EVER played a single game (or is it a match) of gay ass 4-square. The blacktop was for basketball or prison ball.
Most of the posters at Dawgman are like the beta fags that would occupy the 4-square court at recess so they could play Pokemon or Magic: The Gathering cards.
Most of the posters here are like the cool kids that want to use the court for playing an intense match of 4-square.
All of the admins at Dawgman are like the douchebag, power-hungry, playground supervisor kids that tell the cool kids they gotta go find somewhere else to play 4-square, even though the fags are occupying the only 4-square court around.
Derek Johnson is like that one cool parent who bought a can of spray paint and some giant stencils to the playground one night and made a new 4-square court.
This thread is like we're all playing a game of 4-square and one of us "accidentally" slapped a ball too hard at the old 4-square court and hit one of the playground supervisors in the head.
Dude, I don't know any cool kids who EVER played a single game (or is it a match) of gay ass 4-square. The blacktop was for basketball or prison ball.
Kids didn't play basketball so much where I went to school because the nets never got replaced and most of the rims were broken in some way.
The most popular playground sport back when I was in grade school was wall ball. I went to a ghetto school, though.
We had tetherball as the #1 go to. Kickball #2. Loved smashing the ball downwards into people's faces. I was pretty good but couldn't beat the big ass Samoan kids. They have big fucking hands. I knew a kid who wore an adult size 11 in 2nd grade.
Most of the posters at Dawgman are like the beta fags that would occupy the 4-square court at recess so they could play Pokemon or Magic: The Gathering cards.
Most of the posters here are like the cool kids that want to use the court for playing an intense match of 4-square.
All of the admins at Dawgman are like the douchebag, power-hungry, playground supervisor kids that tell the cool kids they gotta go find somewhere else to play 4-square, even though the fags are occupying the only 4-square court around.
Derek Johnson is like that one cool parent who bought a can of spray paint and some giant stencils to the playground one night and made a new 4-square court.
This thread is like we're all playing a game of 4-square and one of us "accidentally" slapped a ball too hard at the old 4-square court and hit one of the playground supervisors in the head.
Dude, I don't know any cool kids who EVER played a single game (or is it a match) of gay ass 4-square. The blacktop was for basketball or prison ball.
Kids didn't play basketball so much where I went to school because the nets never got replaced and most of the rims were broken in some way.
The most popular playground sport back when I was in grade school was wall ball. I went to a ghetto school, though.
Yeah, wall ball was cool too. For whatever reason we got into wall ball with a racquetball (I guess that's called handball). I hear ya on the netless and bent hoops. I'd climb up and bend them back and put the new nets on. Janitor was worthless.
"Inbox and email flooded with complaints about posters being disrespectful to staff and other posters. We don't have the time to supervise those who can't behave.
If we see personal attacks, insults, shots at the staff, etc, you're ability to post will be revoked for a while without warning. If you PM us, email us, or make snarky comments/complaints about this, your ability to post will will be revoked for a long time without warning.
We're working our tails off. I'm just getting over the miserable cold that's going around that Scott has already had and now Fetters has. Our fuses are a little short. We've purged people from the site before and won't hesitate to do it again to improve the site. We've been letting some things slide.
Signing day is just around the corner. Let's just all get along"
- Kent Griswold
Sad thing is that this is a copy and paste from 2007, 2011, 2013, and now.
"Inbox and email flooded with complaints about posters being disrespectful to staff....
Let's be honest here. How many "emails" did Griswold really get with people complaining about others disrespecting Ektard or F3? And if he even got 1, I'd like to meet that author at the 7-11 on Aurora in the U District and remind him that the Aurora Bridge is only a short walk from here.
I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
This one time I punched a kid in the neck at recess and he told on me, and when the teacher came to ask me about it I told her that the kid leaned into me right as I was putting my fist out to celebrate a wall ball victory, and the teacher totally believed me.
That was one of the best days off work I ever had.
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Puppy needs conversation, comedy, recruiting banter this time of year. Not talk of joystick battles and girls guys like Nacho cant accurately describe, as he's never touched, smelled, looked closely at or put a poundins to under Greg Gaines weight.
Puppy wants to know if her asshole has been recently plucked and warshed for a fresh tossed salad, or her pussy unkept, as it harbors a more natural aroma or if she has baby belly and saggy stretch marks on what was once were supple teeters. Im sure youve seen those Tommy, it's what changed your lifestyle, introduced you to Jeramy. J you're too far off the radar of love to bring up either sex. You're the guy who turns Bundy, less the good looks and education.
Ill hear your reply over on dawgman Nacho. Just checked, you're already there, ill be there in a sec!
#imhurrying
The most popular playground sport back when I was in grade school was wall ball. I went to a ghetto school, though.
#TacTownTuff
That was one of the best days off work I ever had.