Enough is enough....Ability to post will be revoked... We have the crud
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So you must be cancelling your membership after signing day Mexi-bender?Fenderbender123 said:Most of the posters at Dawgman are like the beta fags that would occupy the 4-square court at recess so they could play Pokemon or Magic: The Gathering cards.
Most of the posters here are like the cool kids that want to use the court for playing an intense match of 4-square.
All of the admins at Dawgman are like the douchebag, power-hungry, playground supervisor kids that tell the cool kids they gotta go find somewhere else to play 4-square, even though the fags are occupying the only 4-square court around.
Derek Johnson is like that one cool parent who bought a can of spray paint and some giant stencils to the playground one night and made a new 4-square court.
This thread is like we're all playing a game of 4-square and one of us "accidentally" slapped a ball too hard at the old 4-square court and hit one of the playground supervisors in the head. -
Welcome to modern 'merica! The pussified edition.RaceBannon said:
In 1999 you didn't have to register a screen name so you could do all sorts of stuff. The whiners complained, Samek listened and started a long road of tailoring the website to the fags that whine and complain about anyone having the kind of fun we have here
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I dont know what faggy prep school you sent your tragic mulatto kids too but at the shitty public school I went to we use to play "king of the monkey bars" by standing on top of the monkey bars in the middle and throwing off challengers onto the black top below.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
We also played smear the queer until one of the stay at home moms heard and complained. She had so little to do that she forced herself into having a hour long meeting with 4th graders to explain why smear the queer was so bad. We then played the same exact game but had to call it "tackle the guy with the football".
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Wall ball, tennis baseball, kickball, RED ROVER, and smear the queer were the go to games at my school (private school, had to wear uniforms and shit)
Fucking red rover was intense man, shit could break an arm. -
Red Rover got banned at my school in 4th grade. I remember participating in the final game where after awhile it turned into a giant mob of students forcing this girl and boy to kiss each other that eventually just turned into a free-for-all.
I remember my 4th grade teacher talking to our class about the "incident". I remember her saying "...and it wasn't just the pushing and shoving. When I was out there, I heard students using words like bitch, fuck, and other inappropriate language."
She really emphasized bitch and fuck too. It made me laugh when she said it which of course got me into trouble because if there's one thing I learned in school, it's that you're not allowed to find something funny unless everybody else does too or else you get in trouble. It's also why I got kicked out of the 4th grade spelling bee....a kid couldn't spell the word "job". What an idiot. Still laughing to this day. -
don't forget that our equipment was also made out of pure steel that got molten hot in the summer, could blind you with its reflective glare, and never got repaired so there were built in shanks on the edges...not the recycled plastic wonderparks of today where nobody gets hurt.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
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FUCK OFF AND LEAVE DOOGMAN
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Let's also not forget the role ambulance chasing lawyers have played in protecting everyone from themselves. I remember diving boards being taken out of lots of pools because fucktards hurt themselves and would then sue, starting in the late 80's / early 90's...insurance premiums soared and it was game over. That carried over into playgrounds too, leading to sterile / padded pussification.
It's all part of not wanting anyone to get bumped, bruised, offended, or suffer any "micro-aggressions".
FYFMFEMeek said:
don't forget that our equipment was also made out of pure steel that got molten hot in the summer, could blind you with its reflective glare, and never got repaired so there were built in shanks on the edges...not the recycled plastic wonderparks of today where nobody gets hurt.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
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Sounds like you were a gymnast. Fag.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
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I'm fine with gymnasts. McKayla Maroney can get itEsophagealFeces said:
Sounds like you were a gymnast. Fag.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
