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  • bigcc
    bigcc Member Posts: 900
    ntxduck said:

    bigcc said:


    This is a guy who has had everything very easy. Greatest athlete of his generation, no hard lessons learned. Championship programs college and nfl.

    The guy tried to commit suicide by driving off a cliff while losing custody of his children, turned to religion after surviving, not exactly what I'd call having things easy.

    And how the fuck is him being in championship programs a knock on him? It carried over to Jackson state where he won the SWAC in both non-covid years, including the most wins in a season in team history.

    Colorado was literally one of the worst teams in the country, 125/131 offensive ppg (15.4), 131/131 defensive ppg (44.5)

    He's a great hire, who the fuck else could Colorado have brought in even remotely as high profile?

    From our perspective, he's probably going to fuck with Oregon and usc's recruiting more than ours.

    Not trying to ride his dick or anything, but I'd bet my left nut Colorado is at least not getting outscored by 30/game next season.
    Oh, he turned to religion? I didn’t know about that. That changes everything.

    Good thing every huckster and sociopath in America doesn’t publicly turn to Christianity at some point in their lives.

    What a tough life, having everything you want then fucking it up. He’s a douche.
    I personally loved it when he lied to his team about his doctors saying he’d never walk again, showed up to his bowl game against a 6-5 team, stood up and walked in the locker room in an attempt to pump up his team, and then got absolutely skullfucked by that 6-5 team that had 5% of the talent as JSU

    But yeah. He’s a fucking genius. I don’t hate the hire because what does CU have to lose? Worst case they fire him in 3 years with a massively upgraded roster talent-wise for the next guy.
    I'm sure all the black folk associated with Jacksonville state would have been equally upset if he had been a scrub instead of having won two of their three conference championships since 96 and first since 07

    If you think deion was a bad hire for COLORADO you're fucking retarded, full stop

  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,330
    bigcc said:

    ntxduck said:

    bigcc said:


    This is a guy who has had everything very easy. Greatest athlete of his generation, no hard lessons learned. Championship programs college and nfl.

    The guy tried to commit suicide by driving off a cliff while losing custody of his children, turned to religion after surviving, not exactly what I'd call having things easy.

    And how the fuck is him being in championship programs a knock on him? It carried over to Jackson state where he won the SWAC in both non-covid years, including the most wins in a season in team history.

    Colorado was literally one of the worst teams in the country, 125/131 offensive ppg (15.4), 131/131 defensive ppg (44.5)

    He's a great hire, who the fuck else could Colorado have brought in even remotely as high profile?

    From our perspective, he's probably going to fuck with Oregon and usc's recruiting more than ours.

    Not trying to ride his dick or anything, but I'd bet my left nut Colorado is at least not getting outscored by 30/game next season.
    Oh, he turned to religion? I didn’t know about that. That changes everything.

    Good thing every huckster and sociopath in America doesn’t publicly turn to Christianity at some point in their lives.

    What a tough life, having everything you want then fucking it up. He’s a douche.
    I personally loved it when he lied to his team about his doctors saying he’d never walk again, showed up to his bowl game against a 6-5 team, stood up and walked in the locker room in an attempt to pump up his team, and then got absolutely skullfucked by that 6-5 team that had 5% of the talent as JSU

    But yeah. He’s a fucking genius. I don’t hate the hire because what does CU have to lose? Worst case they fire him in 3 years with a massively upgraded roster talent-wise for the next guy.
    I'm sure all the black folk associated with Jacksonville state would have been equally upset if he had been a scrub instead of having won two of their three conference championships since 96 and first since 07

    If you think deion was a bad hire for COLORADO you're fucking retarded, full stop

    Black folk don’t care about Jacksonville state.
  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,114
    bigcc said:

    ntxduck said:

    bigcc said:


    This is a guy who has had everything very easy. Greatest athlete of his generation, no hard lessons learned. Championship programs college and nfl.

    The guy tried to commit suicide by driving off a cliff while losing custody of his children, turned to religion after surviving, not exactly what I'd call having things easy.

    And how the fuck is him being in championship programs a knock on him? It carried over to Jackson state where he won the SWAC in both non-covid years, including the most wins in a season in team history.

    Colorado was literally one of the worst teams in the country, 125/131 offensive ppg (15.4), 131/131 defensive ppg (44.5)

    He's a great hire, who the fuck else could Colorado have brought in even remotely as high profile?

    From our perspective, he's probably going to fuck with Oregon and usc's recruiting more than ours.

    Not trying to ride his dick or anything, but I'd bet my left nut Colorado is at least not getting outscored by 30/game next season.
    Oh, he turned to religion? I didn’t know about that. That changes everything.

    Good thing every huckster and sociopath in America doesn’t publicly turn to Christianity at some point in their lives.

    What a tough life, having everything you want then fucking it up. He’s a douche.
    I personally loved it when he lied to his team about his doctors saying he’d never walk again, showed up to his bowl game against a 6-5 team, stood up and walked in the locker room in an attempt to pump up his team, and then got absolutely skullfucked by that 6-5 team that had 5% of the talent as JSU

    But yeah. He’s a fucking genius. I don’t hate the hire because what does CU have to lose? Worst case they fire him in 3 years with a massively upgraded roster talent-wise for the next guy.
    I'm sure all the black folk associated with Jacksonville state would have been equally upset if he had been a scrub instead of having won two of their three conference championships since 96 and first since 07

    If you think deion was a bad hire for COLORADO you're fucking retarded, full stop

    Did you read the last paragraph?
  • Kingdome_Urinals
    Kingdome_Urinals Member Posts: 2,793
    bigcc said:

    bigcc said:


    This is a guy who has had everything very easy. Greatest athlete of his generation, no hard lessons learned. Championship programs college and nfl.

    The guy tried to commit suicide by driving off a cliff while losing custody of his children, turned to religion after surviving, not exactly what I'd call having things easy.

    And how the fuck is him being in championship programs a knock on him? It carried over to Jackson state where he won the SWAC in both non-covid years, including the most wins in a season in team history.

    Colorado was literally one of the worst teams in the country, 125/131 offensive ppg (15.4), 131/131 defensive ppg (44.5)

    He's a great hire, who the fuck else could Colorado have brought in even remotely as high profile?

    From our perspective, he's probably going to fuck with Oregon and usc's recruiting more than ours.

    Not trying to ride his dick or anything, but I'd bet my left nut Colorado is at least not getting outscored by 30/game next season.
    Oh, he turned to religion? I didn’t know about that. That changes everything.

    Good thing every huckster and sociopath in America doesn’t publicly turn to Christianity at some point in their lives.

    What a tough life, having everything you want then fucking it up. He’s a douche.
    Yeah, grifters usually drive off cliffs to drive the point of their transformation home, especially when in a custody battle.

    Anyways who gives a fuck? My main point was that him winning literally wherever the fuck he goes isn't exactly a turnoff, if we'd hired Deion before this offseason we'd (you included) be ecstatic, don't be a faggot and pretend otherwise.

    I'm much happier with Deboer given the immediate results and likelihood of sticking around, but don't pretend like it's not a great hire for what might literally have been the worst d1 football program
    Won wherever he goes? Where has he been except Jackson (note: not Jacksonville) St.?

    I'd be anything but ecstatic if he had come to UW. UW would deserve way better than a giant question mark with almost no track record coaching. KDB's resume is 5 times bigger than Prime, and KDB has worked his way up. Prime bought his way in.

    Good for Colorado and congratulations to you as well, enjoy.
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165

    Deion has a huge ego, but he should. A lot of coaches are dick heads. Urban Meyer was grabbing his son in law by his shirt and saying his daughter married a loser.

    That's not all he grabs

    And I'd hire him
    Same. It might be a little doogish but DeBoer at 10-2, I will keep over Meyer.

    Regarding Deion, I’m not on some woke shit, but the stuff about his ego might be slightly race related. He is putting energy into the program. No recruits or transfers give a fuck how he treats the bums currently on Colorado.

    He’s a figurehead. He won’t do much coaching but motivating. He’s gonna bounce if he success, but it is a great hire for Colorado. Karl Dorrel was their last coach.
    Sounds like you're on some woke shit
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    Fishpo31 said:

    Fishpo31 said:

    I think that he's going to have a pretty short shelf life. Times they are a changing, but it's not the Buff players fault they were shitty, anymore than it was our players fault they were shitty collectively under Lake. It's shitty leadership, AD, coaches, all down the line.

    So he wheelbarrows his big HOF dick into town and tells everybody to GTFO, and his kid is the QB...what could go wrong?

    That is not how leaders treat people, even if the house needs to be cleaned. He's betting on "his" FCS guys coming with him, and poaching a bunch of guys who are quitters, over scheme, PT, or "I want my money"...He's going to make a lot of promises, and kids (and their parents) are going to buy it, for now.

    When he starts poaching guys, he's painting a big target on his back. People will be looking for anything and everything to shoot him down.

    The sizzle box is checked, steak is TBD...

    IMO, it will go one of two ways...a fabulous success, or a flaming dumpster.

    If it isn't a train wreck, he's at FSU in three years tops...

    Then what explains his tremendous success at JSU?
    I'm not saying he has no shot, or even that it is a bad hire. Who was he coaching against? Who were his players playing against? Paul Wulff was a great coach at the FCS level, and Beau Baldwin won a natty. It IS a different game when you play the big boys every week. If he is successful, I'll tip my hat. It's harder than it looks.
    To clarify, the SWAC is a fucking pitiful football league. The rarely play actual good FCS teams, and when they do, they get shithoused. Deion is one of the most unproven commodities to ever jump straight to a P5 head coaching gig. But hey, he has sizzle.
  • bigcc
    bigcc Member Posts: 900

    bigcc said:

    bigcc said:


    This is a guy who has had everything very easy. Greatest athlete of his generation, no hard lessons learned. Championship programs college and nfl.

    The guy tried to commit suicide by driving off a cliff while losing custody of his children, turned to religion after surviving, not exactly what I'd call having things easy.

    And how the fuck is him being in championship programs a knock on him? It carried over to Jackson state where he won the SWAC in both non-covid years, including the most wins in a season in team history.

    Colorado was literally one of the worst teams in the country, 125/131 offensive ppg (15.4), 131/131 defensive ppg (44.5)

    He's a great hire, who the fuck else could Colorado have brought in even remotely as high profile?

    From our perspective, he's probably going to fuck with Oregon and usc's recruiting more than ours.

    Not trying to ride his dick or anything, but I'd bet my left nut Colorado is at least not getting outscored by 30/game next season.
    Oh, he turned to religion? I didn’t know about that. That changes everything.

    Good thing every huckster and sociopath in America doesn’t publicly turn to Christianity at some point in their lives.

    What a tough life, having everything you want then fucking it up. He’s a douche.
    Yeah, grifters usually drive off cliffs to drive the point of their transformation home, especially when in a custody battle.

    Anyways who gives a fuck? My main point was that him winning literally wherever the fuck he goes isn't exactly a turnoff, if we'd hired Deion before this offseason we'd (you included) be ecstatic, don't be a faggot and pretend otherwise.

    I'm much happier with Deboer given the immediate results and likelihood of sticking around, but don't pretend like it's not a great hire for what might literally have been the worst d1 football program
    Won wherever he goes? Where has he been except Jackson (note: not Jacksonville) St.?
    I was literally quoting you pointing out that he's never faced adversity by getting to be with championship college and nfl teams. If it's irrelevant don't bring it up.
  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,114
    The performative religious fraud currently getting his doors blown off by a vastly inferior team in the only game that matters for them, second consecutive year.
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    ntxduck said:

    The performative religious fraud currently getting his doors blown off by a vastly inferior team in the only game that matters for them, second consecutive year.

    A little early to be dancing on their grave, but as a licensed Deion hater I'm obligated to add that this is just against a shitty HBCU that might as well be a D3 level team. Actual FCS champs NDSU would plunger both of these teams.
  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,626 Founders Club
    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    The performative religious fraud currently getting his doors blown off by a vastly inferior team in the only game that matters for them, second consecutive year.

    A little early to be dancing on their grave, but as a licensed Deion hater I'm obligated to add that this is just against a shitty HBCU that might as well be a D3 level team. Actual FCS champs NDSU would plunger both of these teams.
    Yeah they should win eventually. This is the talent gap equivalent of UW playing a bad Mountain west team. Just annoyed because i saw this clip this morning and literally threw up. If I’d ever had a coach who did this I’d be thrown off the team so fast after cracking up (big belly laughs in the locker room)

    ugh. He almost squeezed a tear out. I'm in the camp that thinks he'll acquire enough talent to get Colorado to win but this is pretty cringe. Not gonna lie.
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    The performative religious fraud currently getting his doors blown off by a vastly inferior team in the only game that matters for them, second consecutive year.

    A little early to be dancing on their grave, but as a licensed Deion hater I'm obligated to add that this is just against a shitty HBCU that might as well be a D3 level team. Actual FCS champs NDSU would plunger both of these teams.
    Yeah they should win eventually. This is the talent gap equivalent of UW playing a bad Mountain west team. Just annoyed because i saw this clip this morning and literally threw up. If I’d ever had a coach who did this I’d be thrown off the team so fast after cracking up (big belly laughs in the locker room)

    Black Sark? No, Black Kenneth Copeland.
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    The announcers constantly calling this a "national championship game" is the most 2020 Pac-12 North champs bullshit I've ever heard.
  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,114
    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,274 Founders Club
    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,114

    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
    He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,274 Founders Club
    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
    He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him
    I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this
  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,114

    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
    He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him
    I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this
    The only chance he has is if he allows an open qb competition. His son will get eaten alive against p5 teams.
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165

    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
    He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him
    I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this
    The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

    You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,274 Founders Club

    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
    He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him
    I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this
    The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

    You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.
    He is going to recruit like a motherfucker

    Talk to me about it in two years
  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,114

    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
    He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him
    I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this
    The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

    You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.
    He is going to recruit like a motherfucker

    Talk to me about it in two years
    I would put money on him never sniffing a top 10 class to Boulder
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165

    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
    He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him
    I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this
    The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

    You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.
    He is going to recruit like a motherfucker

    Talk to me about it in two years
    Sizzlers often do!
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165

    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
    He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him
    I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this
    The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

    You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.
    Colorado doesn’t need an elite X’s and O’s coach. They need talent and the program is dead. Deion was a good hire.
    Like all programs they just need to win. I don't see how anything improves if prime brings in a boat load of talent and still flames in epic fashion. You still have to fucking win.
  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,994

    A white kid dropping the ball and losing Jackson State the game is straight out of a Chappelle's Show bit.

    There is so much awesome in this take. I had to rewind the highlights because I couldn’t believe what I saw.
  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,626 Founders Club

    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
    He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him
    I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this
    The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

    You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.
    Colorado doesn’t need an elite X’s and O’s coach. They need talent and the program is dead. Deion was a good hire.
    Like all programs they just need to win. I don't see how anything improves if prime brings in a boat load of talent and still flames in epic fashion. You still have to fucking win.
    Sean Lewis coaches offense. The guy from Alabama who was DC at FSU under Jimbo coaches defense. Sanders acquires the talent, gives impassioned speeches, cries and praises god. Deion is the ring master, not the lion trainer. I think it’s going to work eventually. I’ve got my popcorn ready either way, it should be spectacular theatre.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,127

    ntxduck said:

    ntxduck said:

    He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

    Oh I don't know about that
    He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him
    I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this
    The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

    You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.
    Colorado doesn’t need an elite X’s and O’s coach. They need talent and the program is dead. Deion was a good hire.
    Like all programs they just need to win. I don't see how anything improves if prime brings in a boat load of talent and still flames in epic fashion. You still have to fucking win.
    Sean Lewis coaches offense. The guy from Alabama who was DC at FSU under Jimbo coaches defense. Sanders acquires the talent, gives impassioned speeches, cries and praises god. Deion is the ring master, not the lion trainer. I think it’s going to work eventually. I’ve got my popcorn ready either way, it should be spectacular theatre.
    This. I don’t know if they will win a championship, but criticizing the hire is trying a little too hard IMO.
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    Two things can both be true. Sanders can be a great hire for Colorado, even if he only succeeds in getting them .500ish before jumping jobs again. (Which is about all I’m expecting.) They’ve been atrocious. At least they’ll be relevant for a minute.