I hope some of you fathered children with quality sluts, but I know the vast majority of you adopted asian kids like @RoadDawg55 with your power bottom lover. Fags. I probably rang in Fathers Day by becoming one. Victory. Child support on an Orkin salary will suck. Defeat. Enjoy your shitty ties and wing tips. I'll be on…
from the buddy I am going with tomorrow. The one whose wife is bringing a friend. He says she is hot with great tits, but a little more "wholesome" than I am used to. An elementary teacher. No kids. 15 years younger than me. Maybe wholesome is what I need? Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will try to fuck…
STAY!
So, my boss found out about a week ago where I am going on Saturday. He does some internet spelunking and determines there is an Orkin in Kingston, Jamaica. Asks me if I have time to stop by and see how they do things in a third world shithole with bugs big enough to rape a turkey buzzard. Says they are very excited to…
...are those that realize all of this is just bullshit and the sun will engulf the Earth anyway so who gives a fuck. Helps Trump imo.
I'm leaving. You people suck ass. But seriously, I am leaving. This Saturday. I am going to Jamaica. Some resort in Negril. Some old friends of mine from the squadron are paying because unlike me they didn't decide to drop out of life and be losers. So yeah, they make lots of money. Assholes. Anyway, what's a third world…
Get someone with photoshop skills, like @RaceBannon perhaps, to put BOOBS on your avatars OBK eye black. Nails.
Best Holiday of the Year by a mile and it isn't close! This has nothing to do with the holiday, but it is a chick shooting an ass gun so I felt I should include it.